FINAL CHAPTER
Undead Night!
1
Weaving between the wandering dolls, I run like hell through the streets of Grace.
“Hey, Commander, could you hold on a moment?! Wait, wait, please; my underwear’s going to show!”
“Why are you worrying about that now? It’s hardly the time! Besides, I’ve seen your underwear countless times! It’s a little late to be embarrassed!”
After getting ambushed by that mysterious stuffed animal, I’m trying to make my way back to the temporary hideout in the park. With her wheelchair destroyed, I’m hauling Grimm over my back.
“Dammit, what the hell was that thing? It’s heavy, rock-solid, and OP as hell! There’s no way we can beat it without a decent weapon!”
It’s just another stuffed animal.
With that thought in mind, the first thing I tried was kicking it.
But that cat doll blocked the blow with the metal club, coordinating with other dolls to counterattack.
Then I thought to grapple with it and tear it to shreds. But for some reason, it had a lot of mass for a stuffed animal, and its monstrous strength was even greater than mine with my power armor. It almost broke my back.
Unfortunately, Alice has my main weapon, the R-Buzzsaw, under lock and key (although I can always get it back when I leave the city) after I attacked Tiger Man.
It might also be because when I got drunk, I chopped down a few trees they consider holy in this country, or the fact that I got drunk and tried to carve a large boulder popular with tourists into the shape of a pretty woman.
“Commander, can you at least carry me bridal style instead of giving me a piggyback ride?! My skirt keeps riding up, and at this rate, I really will be exposed! If you run around town while I’m like that, I’m really going to make you take responsibility!”
“Are you trying to make me ditch you?! You can run on your own feet!”
“It’d be one thing if we were inside the castle or in a building, but you’d really make a barefoot girl run around outside?! The gravel really hurts!”
Actually, wait a minute…!
“Why am I getting attacked by your dolls in the first place?! You’re the leader of these undead. Do something!”
“Wh-what am I supposed to do? Sure, I made those dolls, but I don’t recognize any of the spirits possessing them. I bet there’s just something inside of them! Are you sure you don’t have anyone who wants you dead?”
It’s possible there are people inside.
I mean, there’s plenty of precedent with Heine and Rose, and more than that…
“I’ve got way too many people who hate me. It’s pointless to try and narrow them down…”
“Say, Commander, just go ahead and set me down! I can’t imagine I’m not just getting caught up in your problems!”
If I leave Grimm behind, getting rid of the extra weight would make it easier to run.
But there’s the possibility that the cat doll is holding back because I’m carrying Grimm.
For some reason, the cat doll hasn’t gone all out yet.
If anything, it feels like it’s watching for something…
“Come on—we’re comrades, aren’t we? I won’t just leave you behind; trust me.”
“I’m not your comrade; I’m your subordinate! I can’t trust you when you’re so eager to point out your rank the rest of the time! But anyway, carry me bridal style! If you’re going to keep carrying me, then at least do it right! If you don’t, all the men in the city will see my panties!”
With Grimm yelling into my ear, I give in and shift to carrying her the way she wants.
I punt a pig doll when it pounces on us from the side, then survey my surroundings for anything I can use as a weapon.
“…Say, Commander, what should we do? I know I suggested it, but being carried like this, even under these circumstances, makes my heart flutter…”
I toss Grimm at the cat doll that’s been following us.
<Evil Points Acquired>
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