Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 90

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"I love my brother the most!"

"Meow! Good morning!"

"Meow! Brother, I'll give you my heart!"

"Brother, I want the deoxyribonucleoside you have treasured for many years... Hey! What the hell is this line?"

Su Wei, also known as the legal loli, angrily threw the manuscript in her hand to the ground and stared at me with shame and anger.

"Ah, who told you not to say those two words?" Li Shiming held up his phone to record the conversation obscenely, and laughed strangely, "You said you would do anything, but you are still so indecisive... We didn't ask you to have a fierce round-robin 'friendly match' with us, which is a bargain for you."

"The crime of soliciting a young girl is now considered rape," Wei Suo coughed, "Political Commissar, you have to think it through!"

"I'm already eighteen!" Su Wei screamed, "You are the little girl!"

Wang Er secretly glanced at her chest, then calmly retracted his head, like an old monk in meditation... Hey, are you really mentally retarded?

Li Shiming waved his hand coolly: "Keep going, keep shouting, don't stop... If you stop, how can I record it and edit it into a ringtone?"

"Edited into a ringtone?" Su Wei's voice was a little dazed, as if she suddenly realized that it was a terrifying thing for her voice to be recorded and repeatedly used by others...

"It's okay, it's okay...as long as you don't show your face." Li Shiming said with a smile.

I suddenly had an illusion... Will this guy use the same excuse to lure girls again in the future? As long as I take the medicine and don't get cum...

I slapped my face and decided to make 'saving the lost otaku' one of my goals to accomplish before college.

I looked at Li Shiming with some uneasiness: "Hey, you recorded it with my phone and sent it to the group, and then deleted it in time! Don't cause me trouble!"

"Oh, Captain..." He leaned lazily against the wall with an annoyed tone, tapping the screen. "This is such a good opportunity. It would be great to let her say a few lines that would make people's ears turn red and their hearts turn hot... I can edit it into a ringtone right now."

Damn it! I have a younger sister! I've become immune to this kind of loli voice. If the tone is similar to Taoyao, it will still give me goose bumps. What do I need this thing for?

Su Wei looked at me hatefully, as if she thought I was the mastermind behind all this. "I've confessed everything I should confess, and I also promised not to tell anyone about your relationship with Senior Sister An Ru. This is considered a special service! You'll have to pay the price!"

"Special service?" Li Shiming curled his lips and looked at her with disdain. "Do you know what the term 'special service' means? First, you need to come to my house..."

Seeing that they were about to quarrel again, I couldn't help but get a little angry: "Li Shiming! Once you're done recording, please send it to the WeChat group! Don't whine here, or you'll have to pee more at night... Bah, bah, bah, the longer the night, the more dreams you'll have!"

It is true that those who are close to dirt become red, and those who are close to ink become black... Being with these guys makes me swear all the time...

He chuckled and pressed the send button, "Don't worry, I've sent it..." He handed me the phone proudly, and I quickly put it back in my pocket... I still have photos of my sister in my phone, who knows if this kid will mess with me? His phone was out of battery, but he insisted on using my phone to take pictures. No matter how I think about it, it smells like a conspiracy.

"You will pay the price!" Su Wei stood up from the bed and looked down at us. "We GYH will definitely make you suffer!"

I almost laughed out loud...

Through the "interrogation" just now, I have basically understood the organizational structure of "GYH"...

Compared to us, they are much simpler. They are basically just a group of girls chattering together, discussing all kinds of gossip and exciting BL topics.

Its discipline, military capability, level of vulgarity and technological tree are definitely no match for the "NYH" which has a religious fanaticism.

Among them, Su Wei acted as the mascot...and the real person in charge was a girl she called 'Sister Luo'.

I thought it was Pirate King Roger...

"Suffer?" I smiled maliciously, "Now we have the upper hand over you."

"If the captain wants you to die at three o'clock in the morning, you won't live until dawn!" Wei Suo chimed in beside me like an ox-headed and horse-faced monster.

I looked at the girl's angry expression and decided that intimidation could not guarantee that she would not give in... After all, she might reveal the affair between me and Sister An Ru, so it would be more reliable to add bribes.

Having made up my mind, I slowed down my tone and looked at her with a smile: "Of course, as long as you perform well..."

"I'll give you the NYH specially made, 100G collection of Maria Ozawa's works!" Shi Geng clapped his hands happily.

I glared at him, signaling him not to cause trouble. "If you cooperate... not only can you avoid conflict between the two forces, but you can also get some 'friendly assistance' from us..."

"What?" Her eyes suddenly lit up. "What can you give me? A boyfriend?"

Hearing this, the guys around me quickly put away their obscene expressions, kept sticking out their skinny chests, and coughed to signal me.

I suppressed my laughter. "Well, there are all kinds of people: Wang Er, the standard tall, rich and handsome man, with a down-to-earth and wealthy appearance; Li Shiming, a talented young artist who is good at taking candid photos... no, candid photos..."

"I don't want these monsters!" Su Wei wrinkled her nose, "I want a mature man! I'm into older men!"

The guys around him deflated like balls.

Hey... do you have a problem with your values? Do you have a thing for older men? Do you have a legal lolita thing for older men?

I have to cure this problem of yours.

"That's great!" I clapped my hands in fake happiness, "I also know a mature man who is well versed in Chinese studies and has elegant conversation..."

"Which university is he studying in? What's his major?" Su Wei's eyes were shining.

"Well... he graduated from school... currently doing some antique business and some medical research..."

I don't know why, but before my eyes appeared the hollow and weird smile of 'Fuwa' and the smell of the dog-skin plaster pills in Uncle Qiu's house...

Let your uncle control you! Damn your uncle!

Su Wei's eyes were filled with more interest: "What kind of person is he?"

I almost blurted out "your uncle, Uncle Qiu", but I held back and pretended to be mysterious: "You have to find out for yourself... He once had a sad love history, and now he just wants to find a stable lover..."

Of course I wouldn't say that that "sad love story" didn't hurt his feelings, but it hurt his kidney.

"Okay!" Su Wei looked at me excitedly, "Introduce me! I want to add WeChat!"

I wondered if I should tear down the small advertisement that Uncle Qiu had posted on the street in the middle of the night and give it to her, but I held back because I still felt scared: "Don't worry... I've already told you I'll give it to you if you behave well..."

Su Wei was even happier: "Okay, let's make it a decision at first sight! Come on, add me on WeChat and give me his contact information when the time comes!"

I smiled and nodded, then took out my phone...

I was stunned for a moment, and when I saw the WeChat message notification on my phone, my face turned pale...

"Li, Li Shiming..."

"What's wrong, Captain?"

"Fuck you! Which group did you send the recorded file to?"

My eyes are filled with despair...