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"Which group should you send it to?" Li Shiming was stunned for a moment and looked at me strangely, "NYH group."
I felt like I was punched in the face, looking at the group message he sent—
Not NYH…
It’s XSH—Student Union.
Fuck you!
Are you blind? Just tell me whether you are blind or not!
【WeChat】
[Me]: [File: Seductive Moaning], [File: Loli calling brother].
[Director of External Relations Department]: …
Minister of Sports: …
[Director of the Internet Publicity Department]: ...Yushan, you are finished.
[Vice Chairman Wang Gang]: Yushan, you really are this kind of person! @安如
[Sister An Ru]: Where are you? What are you doing?
【WeChat private chat】
[Sister An Ru]: Where are you? Who is that woman?
[Sister An Ru]: ? ? Speak!
[Sister An Ru]: ...You're finished.
【WeChat private chat】
[Vice Chairman Wu Ren]: Yushan, please send the full version to my email! (Smiling emoji)
[Vice Chairman Wu Ren]: Oh, and don’t come to the meeting next time. Sister An Ru is yelling that she will beat you to death.
I turned off the phone screen and felt tears streaming down my face.
Li Shiming looked at my uncertain expression and couldn't help but feel a little scared. He wanted to come over to see what happened. "Did I send it by mistake? Then send it again and make the brothers in the group happy."
"Let the brothers have some fun! Let the brothers have some fun!" Wei Suo and Shi Geng screamed and pounded their chests like two gorillas, causing Su Wei to frown and back away.
I stared at the uneasy Li Shiming in front of me, gritted my teeth and said word by word: "Li Shiming..."
"What's wrong, Captain?" He looked at me with some fear.
"Apologize in women's clothing... I will spare your life."
"Let the brothers have some fun! Let the brothers have some fun!"
Li Shiming was shaking like a drowned sparrow: "Captain...did I send it to the wrong person? Who did I send it to?"
"Sent to the student union group..." My eyes almost spit fire.
Li Shiming looked at me awkwardly. Before I could yell at him, the phone in my hand suddenly rang.
I looked at the caller ID at a loss: Sister An Ru.
Answer? Or not?
Nonsense, why wouldn't I answer it!
"Hello...Sister Anru..." I answered the phone cautiously.
The other end of the phone was silent for three seconds before speaking: "Why didn't you reply to my WeChat just now?"
I don't know why, but I suddenly had a feeling of "It's a dead end anyway, I'm too lazy to explain it". I thought it would be better to say nothing than to say more.
"…This is a misunderstanding, do you believe it?" I felt helpless.
There was silence on the other end of the phone for another three seconds.
"I believe it..." Sister An Ru sighed softly, with a hint of doting in her tone, "How come you always run into this kind of embarrassing situation?"
In an instant, a warm tide surged in my heart...
Ah, long live understanding! Long live maturity! How can Sister An Ru be so considerate!
"That's right!" I cried bitterly, as if I had finally been vindicated. "I clearly didn't do anything bad..."
“Ah! Ah!” A shrill, crying voice suddenly sounded behind me, “Brother! No! Brother, no!”
My eyes almost popped out of my head and I quickly covered my phone with my hands and looked back - I saw Su Wei with a smug smile on her face pretending to be something and making loud crying sounds towards me.
"You, what are you doing!" Sister An Ru's voice changed a little - no matter how tolerant she was, she still felt inexplicably angry when she suddenly heard the moans at the scene.
I stammered, not knowing how to explain. Wei Suo and Shi Geng rushed over desperately, trying to hold down the legal loli's mouth to prevent her from making trouble... Su Wei struggled desperately, and her screams seemed even more real.
"Boss! Come and watch AV with us! Don't just stand there!" Li Shiming rolled his eyes and suddenly shouted at me, while winking at me desperately.
Good job, boy!
A light bulb went off in my head - he is indeed an experienced political commissar!
"Sister Anru, don't get me wrong, it's the otakus next door playing AV!" I wiped the sweat off my forehead and yelled at them in a vicious voice, "What are you doing! Keep your voice down! I'm on the phone!"
"Oh..." Sister An Ru's voice sounded somewhat relieved, but still revealed a slight doubt, "It's too noisy over there, come out, I have something to tell you."
Oh my god…
Finally I managed to fool him.
Listening to Sister An Ru's words, I breathed a sigh of relief with tears of gratitude.
But at this time, the damn legal loli rolled her eyes and started crying and shouting again: "Lin Yushan! What are you doing! You hurt me! Help! Rape!"
What the hell, what the hell, what the hell!
Shut up, auntie!
Why are you calling my name? You are looking for the devil to take my life!
There was complete silence on the other end of the phone, and my heart tensed up: "Sister Anru! Sister Anru! Are you kidding me? Sister Anru? Listen to me..."
The call was hung up, leaving only a busy tone.
My heart was completely sank.
No, it's better to say that he is dead...
The legal loli behind him was still tearing at each other with Wei Suo Shi, while maliciously making all kinds of imaginative screams...
But my heart is completely dead.
Holy shit…
What kind of world is this! Why do I have to suffer this?
I almost cried.
Hey, is there anyone more unlucky than me right now? Is this world just a cheesy novel, designed to torture me over and over again? Is there any humanity?
Come on! Do you have the guts to make me even more miserable? Come on!
I don’t know if the curse in my heart had any effect…
With a loud bang, the door of the room was slammed open by several burly men. Before we could react, they rushed in shouting and pushed us to the ground.
I struggled a few times in confusion, then got elbowed hard in the face.
The last person to rush in was an old scholar-like person. She yelled at us, "Stop it! Who is doing this? Who is doing this?"
We stared at him stupidly, with our mouths wide open...
"Nonsense! It's just nonsense!"
The old scholar in front of me wore thick glasses like the bottom of a wine bottle, and stared at us with a pair of eyes filled with an infinite sense of justice.
We lowered our heads in shame and stood in a row, like ducks waiting to be slaughtered. We looked at each other, not saying a word, but sweating profusely...
Because the person in front of me is actually the mayor of this city! Mayor Zhang!
Hey! Why is the mayor here at the school hospital?
"**This kind of thing, is it something you can joke about?" The mayor's eyes seemed to be spitting fire, "What did you learn in college!"
“Riding position…” Wang Er muttered softly, but shut up at my stern warning gaze.
This is the nurse station of the school hospital, but it has been temporarily requisitioned as the "mayor's lecture room". Not only the mayor, but also the mayor's bodyguards, the mayor's secretary, the mayor's reporters, and other people waiting at the door...
There was a lot of noise outside the door at the moment. Just now, when we were escorted out by seven or eight bodyguards, we were chased by the reporters and taken pictures all the way.
Judging from the situation, I think the headline of today's evening paper will probably be "Mayor visits sick teacher and rescues raped girl..."
For the first time, I felt the feeling of having no desire to live...
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