Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 89

Legal Loli

Legal loli?

It can be seen that the girl in front of me really wants to dress herself up as a 'charming and mature woman'.

But, obviously she failed...

The mini shorts wrapped around her immature lines, matched with the same black stockings as An Rujie... and above, there were slim-fitting lace short sleeves that were deliberately intended to highlight the word sexy...

However, all these sexy outfits did not reflect "mature charm" at all, but instead turned into four other words!

Legal loli!

As for why...

No matter how she dressed, her figure was always like that of a young girl who had just started to develop, slender and tender. It seemed that she didn't even need a bra for her breasts, which were only beginning to develop and bulge slightly.

With her cute face and twin ponytails no matter what expression she makes...

Um……

The guys around me looked as if they had seen a ghost, and they looked like they had stomachaches. Li Shiming, who had just excitedly shouted "stinky bitch" and tore the quilt with someone, looked like he had been kicked by a donkey, his face was red and he could hardly speak...

"You, you you..." Li Shiming pointed at her and yelled, "You are a loli!"

The girl was so angry that her twin ponytails almost stood up: "You are the loli! Your whole family is loli!" She puffed her cheeks angrily, "I'm just...developmentally delayed..."

Hey, is your development scale based on the lifespan of the elves?

I am scared... The funny people around me are scared...

If the other person is a big, strong girl who likes to swear and throw tantrums, then these funny guys can laugh and curse at her, or even be shameless and compete with her to see who can pee higher, faster and stronger. All of these are possible.

But the other person is a beautiful woman...

And she is a legal loli with great lethality...

This made the three of them completely timid... That's right. They had a strong physical desire for this cute and delicate girl in front of them, and at the same time, they also had a huge desire to please and flatter her...

The girl looked at us with some uneasiness. When she realized that the wretched guys on the opposite side seemed to bend over unnaturally and even became a little timid, she suddenly realized that she had accidentally become a liberated serf. She couldn't help but straighten her chest and proudly looked at these guys with her hands on her hips: "What's wrong? Have you never seen a beautiful woman?"

"No...that...I didn't expect it..." Li Shiming stood up while holding his butt, trying to save his already hopeless image in time, "Hello...My name is Li Shiming..."

He moved his hand away from his coccyx and reached out to the girl awkwardly.

The girl stared at his fingers suspiciously for a few seconds, then screamed as if she suddenly realized something.

"Ah! You are the dog-headed military strategist!" The girl pouted and took a few steps back. "Sister Luo asked me to be especially careful of you! She said that you like little girls' books. If I touch your hands and don't wash them clean, I will get pregnant!"

This sentence caused a critical hit to Li Shiming. He withdrew his hand with a sad face and hugged me: "Captain! Captain! I want to commit suicide and reload the game!"

"Hey, don't go too far..." I glared at her. I was almost immune to this kind of legal loli - after all, I grew up with Taoyao.

"Even a stay-at-home has human rights!" Wei Suo cried mournfully, supporting the miserable Li Shiming.

"Look..." I pointed at Li Shiming helplessly and rolled my eyes. "You made him so angry that he's pissed off. What if he becomes impotent and suffers from premature ejaculation? Are you going to pledge your love to him and take care of him for the rest of his life?"

Li Shiming heard what I said, and secretly glanced at me from between his fingers, and then he started to cry and bray even harder - I remember there were many such scenes in movies about the old society, but usually people would howl like this when they were mourning...

"You, you can't scare me!" The girl widened her eyes and stammered, as if trying to distinguish this conversation which was slowly turning into a scam and a fraud. "He's not impotent! Sister Luo said he can use up a box of tissues a day! His nickname is the human Gatling gun!" She seemed to feel that something was wrong with the aura and began to glance at the door quietly, ready to escape. "Your own impotence, you have to solve it yourself!" She shouted and began to slip out the door.

I saw through her intentions at a glance, and just lazily winked at Wang Er: "Go, Wang Er, use the binding!"

With a silly smile, Wang Er suddenly jumped into the middle of the road and firmly grasped the legal loli's shoulders. The loli let out a miserable scream and struggled desperately to try to escape from Wang Er's clutches.

Mr. Wang Er, with a silly grin like a movie villain, desperately shouted the words he had just learned: "Riding position! Riding position!"

...If this continues, even an idiot would think this is a classic scene from some 18+ anime...

"What are you doing! What are you doing!" Legal Loli screamed, as if forcing herself to calm down, "You, you will be caught if you do bad things!"

I sighed silently - it seems that I really have to play the role of a cult leader who uses coercion and bribery to do all kinds of evil.

"Little Lolita... Mr. Wang Er behind you is a person who takes special care of disabled people..." I pretended to be a boss and put on a sinister smile, "Although he won't do anything to you... but he can give you a passionate kiss with a sunny heart..."

Legal Loli's teeth began to tremble, and she turned her head to look at Wang Er with some despair.

Although Mr. Wang Er didn't understand, he gave her a "warm and kind" smile, which scared her so much that she almost cried.

"And Mr. Li Shiming, who was heartbroken by you just now, is the number one paparazzi in our school forum. Oh, no, he is a reporter in the entertainment section..." I pointed at Li Shiming. Li Shiming looked at Loli with resentment and wiped his hands on his pants.

"What do you want?" Her expression was like that of a poor girl who was caught by her teacher for doing something bad, with a look of despair and fear on her face.

"Do you want to be an Internet celebrity?" I snapped my fingers. "The front page headline of tomorrow's forum is: Legal Lolita expresses love to Wang Er... By the way, I'll take a set of high-definition, uncensored kiss photos for you, and I can also shoot the scene, and let you play the role of a cute doctor to treat Mr. Wang Er's brain damage... What do you think?"

Her face flushed red, she stared at me intently, and finally sighed dejectedly: "Okay, what do you want me to do? I! I agree to everything!"

My eyes lit up with a look of triumph... A few wretched guys behind me rubbed their hands and laughed...

Legal Loli seemed to realize that she had made an incredible promise, and her eyes widened with regret...

do what?

It must be a loving thing!