Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 32

Do you want to join NYH?

"Comrade Wang Er," I tried to dissuade him awkwardly, "This mission is very dangerous... Are you sure you can handle it?"

Classmate Wang Er raised his hand seriously, looked at me with bright eyes, and nodded slightly.

For a moment, I suspected that this guy had been playing dumb and playing tricks on our revolutionary IQ - why are all the warriors who emerge at the critical moment so weird?

Li Shiming leaned close to my ear and said, "Captain, just let him go. You see, if he is caught, he won't be able to betray us. Besides, if a fool steals something, no one will make things difficult for him even if something goes wrong... Even if he takes a step back, his father will protect him."

Hey... you are going too far, aren't you? He is a fool, at least a moral fool - look at your speech, it completely reveals the nature of a troublemaker.

You are a rich second-generation, so please be more aware.

But... I like this idea, hehe.

We looked up again and saw that Wang Er's eyes were particularly gentle and kind, with a hint of reluctance of "goodbye, comrade".

Mr. Sha Er couldn't help but shiver and hid in the corner.

It seems that simple people are similar to animals in that they can sense the presence of "killing aura".

"Well," Li Shiming coughed, "let's start collecting donations now... half for the investigation team that collected this information, and the other half for our warrior, Mr. Wang Er..."

"Wait, why should we give half to Wang Er?" A comrade from the reconnaissance company raised an objection, "He can't even masturbate!"

Everyone looked at the mysterious classmate Wang Er with suspicion. At this time, the smile on his face became deeper and more mysterious. His kind eyes seemed not to be looking at us, but at the infinite love and peace at the end of the revolution.

"Anyway, compensation still needs to be paid." I cleared my throat and glanced at everyone.

"Let's crowdfund," Li Shiming picked up the information, "Anyone who pays can freely copy this size report and the more accurate one in the future... and the top three can get samples of the silicone model." He smiled slyly, as if he was a veteran in the industry with many years of experience.

This sentence once again caused a commotion among the crowd. At this moment, a knock on the door sounded without warning: "Is anyone here? I was recommended by Senior Yushan."

Oh... I almost forgot about this guy, I slapped my head.

In fact, my original intention was to use NYH's internal film and television materials to make this guy masturbate to the point of being dizzy and unable to take care of himself, so that Liu Shitong can truly rest easy.

But is this really a good thing...where are the fresh kidneys?

"Let him in quickly," I said to the guard.

"But he needs to answer my question first!" Li Shiming stroked his unshaven chin proudly, "We must ensure the purity of the revolutionary team."

Pure uncle! You guys are a bunch of anti-aircraft guns all day long, the tissues you have used can circle the earth like Xiangpiaopiao milk tea!

The guard cleared his throat and said, "Newcomer, answer a few questions before I let you in."

"Ask a question? Are you a Sphinx? Four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, three legs in the evening - the answer is a human, I know it."

"You are wrong. Men have three legs... That is not the question I want to ask."

"...You ask."

"Lolita and mature lady, which one do you like?"

“Why is the ultimate question the first thing to ask…”

"Okay, so which side are you on, flat-chested or big-chested?"

"This... seems to be the same as the previous question, too difficult. Isn't fraternity good?"

Li Shiming hummed to me in a low voice: "You have no stance at all, you are just a fence-sitter who is desperate for anything."

Hey, you must be so picky because you have nothing better to do...

"You're so old and you're still fighting about this. What happened to you during your breastfeeding period?"

"Captain, how can you insult our beliefs?"

"Captain! This is an irreconcilable contradiction! We can't make the mistake of breast shaking!"

Damn it... These guys were all so angry that they started arguing passionately with spitting.

The classmate Wang Er next to me listened carefully, learned cautiously, and had a mysterious smile on his face - I finally knew who taught him the ability to swear.

"That's enough! Let the newcomers answer the questions properly!" Li Shiming stopped the argument.

"Let me ask the most important question directly!" The guard wiped his sweat, "Tell me the goddess in your heart!"

This question is very realistic and crucial - you can't allow rivals to fight each other or the revolutionary team to fall apart, right?

As for goddesses, they are assumed to be the recognized beliefs of everyone, such as Sister Anru.

Wang Er is the leader of the group, and An Ru belongs to everyone.

This is the default slogan.

The voice at the door inexplicably became lower, as if hesitant.

I know that according to our agreement, he can no longer show his love for Liu Shitong. I know it will be difficult to get him to give up for the time being, but at least he will not say it verbally anymore.

"My goddess... is Brother Lin Yushan's sister."

Wait? A trace of cold sweat dripped from my forehead.

Countless pairs of wolf-like eyes were staring at me.

"My fellow countryman... do you have a younger sister?" Li Shiming patted my shoulder with a greedy smile, his voice sounding like a poisonous snake spitting out its tongue.

Broken…exposed.