Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 33

My friend, do you have a younger sister?

The door opened and Mr. Stalker walked in curiously, trying to greet everyone.

But no one paid any attention to him.

Because everyone surrounded me, countless hands and feet grabbed my joints and clothes, pulling them in different directions, as if they wanted to tear me into pieces.

"German Orthopedics, German Orthopedics!" Li Shiming screamed.

"Sister-con maniac! Sister-con maniac!" Wei Suo screamed.

“Show me the photos!”, “Bring them here!”, “Please give me the measurements!”

I was pushed and pulled by a bunch of crazy people, screaming like a terrified little girl: "Let me go! I'm the leader!"

"Ever since I found out you have a sister, I've accepted you as my brother-in-law!"

"Bring her here! Get in the bowl now!"

"Okay, okay! I get it! I'll bring her here to the next meeting!" I shouted hurriedly to save my life.

Everyone let me go with satisfied smirks.

I straightened my collar in frustration and glared at the stalker, "Newcomer, report in!"

"My name is Shi Geng." He introduced himself shyly.

Poof! Li Shiming sprayed water all over my face and coughed violently. I really wanted to strangle this political commissar, really.

"No way!" His face turned red and he roared, "Back then, naming was not as complicated as it is now!"

"I understand you, Uncle Shida." I nodded. "A person's name is just a code name."

"Uh, brother, can we get rid of the Soviet-style suffix 'Uncle-in-law-ski'? Just call me Shi Geng."

"Okay, Uncle Ski." I ignored his protest, "Let's finish today's work first..."

"Let's crowdfund! Crowdfund for the breast measurement project! The top three will get a silicone model!"

Shi Geng flipped through the information booklet, with a hint of approval in his eyes: "Can I also crowdfund? Even though I don't have much money."

"Money?" Li Shiming snorted arrogantly, "How can it be so vulgar?" He gently took out a USB flash drive from his pocket and slapped it on the table with pride like Kong Yiji: "** this month, 2G."

Wei Suo raised his eyes and sneered, "Black Silk Collection, 2G!"

The members seemed a little hesitant, but they still took out their treasures and reluctantly lined up on the table: "The latest book, 4G!"

"Uniforms assembled, 5G!"

I watched these guys rubbing their hands cautiously, fearing that they had bid too high, and staring at other people's USB drives greedily and cautiously, just like street vegetable vendors, suspicious of each other, except that the vendors' units were "yuan" and their units were "G".

There is no hope for these people, there must be no hope for them...

"That's enough. It's time to pacify the troubled times." Li Shiming gritted his teeth and took out his last magic weapon: "8G - Seed Collection!"

Everyone gasped and couldn't help but look at him in awe.

Li Shiming suddenly had the heroic spirit of the wise emperor Li Shimin. He looked around the whole audience proudly, with an attitude of "I have the seeds and I am not afraid of anyone."

I have to deal with this kid's arrogance.

"I'm also bidding..." My voice overwhelmed everyone, "I'm bidding... for Senior Sister An Ru's notebook."

All the sounds stopped in an instant. Silence, terrible silence. I even wondered if I had said something wrong, and I felt a little scared.

"Senior Sister An Ru's...notebook?" Li Shiming swallowed.

Everyone's eyes turned into those of hungry wolves.

I swallowed and nodded.

Li Shiming almost cried, and pushed all the USB flash drives on the table towards me: "Here you go! All for you!"

Wei Suo's eyes sparkled with tears, and he rushed over to hug my shoulders: "Can you add me in? I can be a passerby! No, I can be an NTR! Please! I'll give you all the treasures in my hard drive!"

"And me!"

"Captain! Our special agent team cannot be left out!"

"Shut up! Do you still want to get a ** notebook?" I don't know why I feel a little annoyed.

"Think about it..." Li Shiming rubbed his hands and tried to enlighten me, "If we can produce and sell by ourselves, wouldn't that invigorate the economy and boost GDP? When the masses see that we have such advanced productivity, wouldn't they all join us? You've gone from being a regiment commander to a division commander, and then to an army commander..."

"Then we were all caught for spreading harmful information, and I, as the ringleader, was sentenced to eight or ten years in prison." I looked at him grimly.

"It's okay, your sister is my sister, I will take good care of her..."

"Fuck you!"

At this time, Mr. Wang Er seemed to understand what had happened. He ran to my seat and looked down at me. His face, which looked so much like Sanpang, made me inexplicably feel "the king's contempt."

"salary."

What? I looked at him in confusion.

"Salary!" He stretched out his hand to me and urged.

I suddenly realized what he wanted, so I pulled out a few USB flash drives from my pocket: "You want this?"

His face instantly lit up with smiles, and he happily returned to his corner holding the USB flash drive.

By the way, can this guy masturbate? I suddenly became very interested.

No, no matter how you think about it, that picture is terrible, right?

Student Wang Er, grinning foolishly, quietly closed the door and turned on the computer...

Ah, no, I can't let my imagination run wild... My brain is going to be burned out by this scene...

But speaking of it, the matter of the sketchbook still needs to be entrusted to his sister Liu Qingxu!

I hurriedly sent a text message on my phone: "Qingxu, can you draw a book for me? The heroine is a girl."

She responded after a moment.

"No problem, as long as you have the photos. But brother Yushan, you can't be unfaithful! Otherwise, my sister number two and I will team up to ban you!"

"Hey...don't do that. I'm just doing something for someone else."

I rubbed my head.

I don’t have a photo of Senior Sister An Ru... What should I do?

Sometimes, fate is such a coincidence.

My cell phone text message sound rang again:

"Yushan? Don't forget that we agreed to lend it to you for one night. I'll pick you up at the school gate at five o'clock - Anru."

For some reason, I smelled a strong scent of books through the screen...