Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 31

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Li Shiming proudly threw a thick stack of information on the table: "This is the result of the reconnaissance team risking their lives to observe with the naked eye. It took a whole month!"

The crowd clapped crazily like mentally retarded MLM believers, and some almost cried.

My nose was crooked with anger: You guys haven’t been attending classes properly for a month, and you’ve been doing things that will only bring trouble to yourself... If we get caught, the independent regiment will be doomed!

I flipped through the thick statistical data, which contained the girls' names, photos and a simple size rating.

The first page is Sister An Ru’s profile. It is obvious that the photo was taken secretly while she was speaking, and the photo was simply and crudely taken with only a close-up of her breasts. The proud curves under her shirt seemed to break through the photo frame, creating a naked-eye 3D effect.

There is a line of small words below.

Class 8 International Economics and Trade, An Ru, Junior, [E, F)

"Wait a minute? What's going on with this interval?" I felt like cursing, "Mathematical interval? Closed at the beginning and open at the end?"

"Hehe, this means that the minimum score is E, but it's very unlikely to be F." Li Shiming smiled proudly, "Statistics requires rigor."

"Fuck you!" I was a little annoyed. "Do you think secondary sexual characteristics are mushrooms or puffballs after rain? Can they swell up?"

"Oh my, commander, you're wrong," the captain of the reconnaissance company, Wei Suo, a man with glasses nicknamed "Wretched," shook his head at me, "We in the reconnaissance company got these photos at the risk of our lives, but we also found that some girls' sizes changed significantly in a short period of time, and they grew rapidly..."

Political Commissar Li Shiming narrowed his eyes and said, "Breasts are like men's dreams. They will expand and appreciate in value. Ahahahaha!"

"No... I think it's just breast augmentation or a magic bra." Wei Suo interrupted the political commissar's revolutionary romantic fantasy.

"Silicone might also work." "No, no, it's said that it will expand if you rub it with your hands!" "Nonsense, friction can only generate heat!" "Bullshit! If you rub your penis for a long time, it will also expand, right? It's the same principle!"

The guys in the reconnaissance company started talking at once.

"Enough!" I slammed the table and looked at this group of useless guys.

NYH originally meant Girls' Research Club. It was founded when I was a freshman. A few senior schoolmates wanted to occupy an activity room in the name of a club and have tea and chat when they had nothing to do, so they formed this club with unknown meaning.

Later on, I don't know how they pulled me in. Then, the senior student got tired of the club and quit, so I took over...and in order to make up the number, I pulled in Li Shiming and a few other guys.

Half a month later, this place has become an AV video exchange and discussion meeting.

A month later, this place monopolized 80% of the school's AV supply, bad film and television works downloading, selling, trading...

I watched helplessly as the "Girls' Research Society" went from studying "female sex" to studying "women" and then to studying "sex"...

I also became a cult leader and a leader of a bad organization without knowing why.

Because the club leader registered my name and student number...

Even so, my prestige in the underground industry of our school is still quite high. After all, I control the rigid demand market of boys in our school, so naturally I am well-known.

Of course, we at NYH must hide our existence. Once we are discovered...

The only outcome is that he will be caught by angry girls and paraded through the streets, then taken to the playground to be castrated, and finally turned into a "Eunuch Research Society" or "Eunuch Conference Hall".

Of course, it is said that there is a mysterious organization among the girls that is against us, GYH.

It’s not the GIRL research club, but the gay research club... ahem.

Over the years, the two organizations have been engaged in a fierce spy war, and the forum is the main battlefield for the exchange of fire between the two sides. Our political commissar Li Shiming is the leader of the special agent team, which is specifically used to wage spy warfare against the other side.

Of course, this guy has been not doing his job properly recently, and has begun to develop into the gossip entertainment industry by revealing "exclusive news" about me and Liu Shitong.

At this moment, this guy's face was wrinkled like a shriveled chrysanthemum as he smiled, staring at the information greedily: "What a pity, if there is sufficient theoretical basis, the specific size can be determined."

How boring you guys are...you can see it but you can't touch it anyway.

"So I propose that we start the second phase of the plan." Wei Suo adjusted his glasses.

I have a bad feeling.

"I used EViews to build a measurement model. As long as I can get the height, weight and lung capacity data of the girls in our college, I can use the equation to calculate the fat content and the true size range of the breasts..."

The members around him had a kind of yearning light in their eyes, an expression called "having the desire but not the courage".

I wiped off a cold sweat: My job is to keep an eye on these daring guys and not let them cause any trouble...

However, it seems that although this proposal is tempting, it is also risky. There was a lot of whispering in the underground, and these guys were both jealous and timid.

I just breathed a sigh of relief...

Seeing the hesitation, Li Shiming threw out his trump card: "It's not just the breast size... For some beauties, even the measurements can be calculated as long as we collect information..."

The discussions among the members below suddenly became noisy, like the gurgling sound of a boiling pot.

I have a bad feeling.

"Also, knowing the breast size and fat content," Wei Suo smiled, "I can use the resin and silicone from the chemical laboratory to make some 1:1 simulation models... I will make the models of whoever you want..."

As soon as these words were spoken, all the gentlemen stopped talking and stared at Wei Suo, with awe in their eyes just like they were looking at their leader Stalin on the Red Square.

"Now, raise your hands if you agree to participate in the plan!" Li Shimin had an inflammatory eloquence that was not inferior to Hitler's. He took advantage of the high momentum to conduct the vote, and the members waved their hands passionately like red flags.

Before I could stop it…it was over.

Passed unanimously.

Damn it... I, the team leader, am just a decoration!

"So, who is willing to accept the most glorious and difficult task and steal back the medical examination data?"

The hands in the forest were all retracted as if they were electrocuted, leaving only one hand raised high in the corner, like the last poplar tree in the sandstorm.

After seeing clearly who the hand belonged to, Li Shiming's voice suddenly became stammering as if he had constipation.

"Wang, Wang Er? Are you going?"

Mr. Wang Er, who obviously had no idea what was going on, nodded slightly at us with imperial majesty.

It's over, this is going to be bad...

That was the only thought in my mind.