Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 15

The Hongmen Feast

wrong……

This is not a dinner party, this is clearly a Hongmen Banquet!

I hadn't even sat down to get comfortable when my colleagues from the Student Union gathered around me like flies to salted fish, with eager eyes, rubbing their hands together, excitedly asking about the inside information about Liu Shitong and me.

"Yushan, why do you want to take advantage of her? What kind of person do you like?"

"Hey, her skirt has been lifted, why did you run away halfway? Is it because you are not good at that, or is it because you are too good at that?"

"Yushan, you can't find a suitable partner normally, so are you really venting your anger on Wang Er?"

The muscles on my face twitched and I looked at Sister An Ru beside me for help.

But Sister An Ru seemed to deliberately leave me aside and turned to talk and laugh with the girl next to her, avoiding my eyes that asked for help.

Hey, what's going on? Considering that I served as your 'Wanggang Isolation Zone' for two hours, can you please change the subject?

At the very least, let's change the topic from Wang Er to Liu Shitong, okay?

I feel a little sick listening to these things - can we still eat this meal?

Unexpectedly, the first person to save the situation was senior Wang Gang.

"Yushan, what's wrong with you today? Normally you have very good self-control." He looked at me meaningfully.

Look, 'I usually have good self-control'... So this means I'm a hidden pervert?

I am usually that kind of stuffy and creepy guy, staring at the faint lace of the underwear behind the white shirt of the female classmate in the front row, panting and putting my hands in my trouser pockets to rub?

You don't want to insult others like this, do you? Subconsciously, you are misleading people.

I've seen the way he looked at Sister An Ru's breasts. It was obvious that he wanted to be alone with her, get to know her better, dribble with both hands, and do a three-step layup - but he also needs to have the ability to do that!

You haven't even got the ball yet, and you're already blaming me for blocking you? Ugh!

"Senior, you are wrong," I deliberately said with a hint of sadness, "I am really moved by her excellence, I just want to have a deeper exchange..."

The words "deepen" and "communication" caused laughter and screams from the people around. To this, I can only say that everyone has their own opinion of what is good and everyone has their own opinion of what is bad...

Sister An Ru listened to the increasingly heated discussions around her and her brows gradually furrowed. It seemed that she could no longer pretend to be indifferent and she glanced in my direction from time to time.

I noticed her unnaturalness and felt strangely angry: I was being besieged just now and you deliberately laughed at me. Why, now you feel awkward?

Hey, I don't care about you.

I deliberately started to stir up the atmosphere, pretending to be someone who had met a beautiful woman but couldn't get her, and I sighed at Liu Shitong's beauty: her timid personality, her clear and ethereal voice...

My constant exclamations attracted more imagination and supplementation from the people around me. I vaguely noticed that Sister An Ru's posture seemed even more unnatural.

"To be honest, Liu Shitong is born with a good voice," I said with a dazed look in my eyes. "If..."

"Wouldn't it be nice if I woke you up?" Senior Wu Ren, who was not indifferent, chewed a cucumber. "Don't be silly. The girls who practice high notes are like ambulances."

The atmosphere in the whole place was instantly like being poured with ice water. Senior Wang Gang seemed to be choked by the chili pepper and started coughing loudly. Sister An Ru's chopsticks fell into the bowl and her smile became a little stiff.

Senior Wu Ren continued to eat the cucumber as if no one was around, enjoying it very much.

"Uh...everyone just ignore him, he is just so dirty..." Senior Sister An Ru smiled awkwardly and tried to smooth over the situation.

"An Ru," he stared at the senior's chest, "next time, don't wear borrowed clothes. Excessive restraint is not good for the chest..." He said sincerely, "It's not shameful to have obvious secondary sexual characteristics."

Senior Sister An Ru stabbed the chopsticks heavily on the table, as if they were a sharp samurai sword - her eyes were already filled with murderous intent.

Uh… Senior Wu Ren usually doesn’t talk… but when he opens his mouth, his words are shocking! He is simply “dirty”!

"Wu Ren, say less!" Senior Wang Gang seemed a little angry for some reason.

"Shut up, Doctor of Taoism. Go back and smell your grandmother's foot bindings." Senior Wu Ren curled his lips.

"Okay, okay, Senior Wu Ren was just joking..." I showed a harmless attitude of trying to stop the fight.

But Wu Ren turned his head and began to stare at me with interest.

I shuddered, as if there were two sniper rifles' infrared aiming points moving up and down my body.

I hurriedly picked up the cup and drank water, covering half of my face, as if I was deliberately hiding behind a trench.

"Rain Mountain."

"What's the matter?" I stared at Wu Ren cautiously.

"Are you the current leader of NYH?" He gave a sly smile.

I spat out a mouthful of water! I gave him a fierce look to signal him to shut up.

"Young people have great potential, young people have great potential..." He showed a serene expression, just like the fortune tellers who cheat people on the street. "The political commissar is Li Shiming, right? Humph, count me in at the next meeting, and I will definitely teach him a lesson."

Sweat was pouring down my back and people around me were looking at me curiously. This vague wording seemed like a secret code for a cult to make a contact.

I coughed and blinked hard, finally making Senior Wu Ren realize that there were spies everywhere. For the safety of the revolutionary action, he shut up obediently.

No wonder... Every time I see him, I feel nostalgic, as if a pair of long-lost smelly socks are emitting a familiar smell in the corner...

He is clearly the same kind of person as Li Shiming!

Why have we only met in the student union before? An underground worker? Is he from Agent 2? Are there people from NYH in the top positions of the student union?

Humph, this campus will fall into our hands sooner or later.

Ahem, sorry, I sounded so immature… Speaking of which, the next secret meeting of NYH is almost here, right?

I was thinking about random things and eating the food without any taste.

After Senior Wu Ren's speech froze everyone's interest. After a while, they were ready to leave.

Senior Wang Gang seemed to want to see Sister An Ru off, but Wu Ren grabbed his arm and walked out without saying anything. At the end, he quietly gave me a signal from behind.

Come on, revolutionary comrades!

I glanced at Sister An Ru, the only one left beside me, and looked at the tall figure of my senior with tears in my eyes.

"What is NYH? Is there something fishy going on between you two?" Sister An Ru looked at me suspiciously.

"No, no!" I shook my head like a rattle. "I just admire the senior's outspokenness! Wei Zheng in ancient times must have been such an upright person."

So after Wei Zheng died, even his grave was smashed...

Sister An curled her lips and said, "Never mind, Yushan, I have something to ask of you." Her eyes were a little evasive and her lips were pursed uneasily.

I swallowed and half-jokingly said, "If you're asking for help, it's common sense to show your breasts, right?"

Sister An Ru giggled and actually narrowed her eyes. She slowly put her hands on her tight shirt and began to slowly unbutton it...

"Hey, hey, hey! I was just kidding!" I almost stood up, my face red as blood. "What are you doing?"

Sister An Ru snorted coldly and only unbuttoned the top button. "The clothes are too small, just to let some air in. What? Do you have any ideas?"

I said "no, no", but my heart was beating like a deer.

"Yushan..." Sister An Ru, who was always straightforward, was actually a little hesitant. She leaned over and slowly moved towards me.

My breathing became more and more rapid, and my head felt a little dizzy.

"What's wrong?"

"You have a sister, right?"

"Right… this is the census?"

"No... I mean, in this case," she bit her lip, "could you rent yourself to me for one night this weekend..."

My nose felt hot and it seemed like it was going to bleed again...