Reality is ice water
"This, this is not good, right?" I stammered.
"What's wrong?"
"Um...can you tell me the specific content of the job?" I raised the cup awkwardly, pretending to drink water.
Very rarely, Sister An Ru seemed a little embarrassed: "You... have a younger sister, right? You must be experienced in coaxing girls, right?"
Hey, how did you come to this conclusion?
Speaking of which, in all the jobs I’ve taken on recently, it seems that what’s valued is not my own abilities, but the fact that I have a younger sister?
Well, I have to treat that girl well when I go back.
I thought to myself.
"I guess so. At least he's a professional sister-raiser." I sighed.
Sister An Ru obviously didn't understand. She just held her chin and looked at me with her eyes shining. "Come to my house on Saturday night... I may need your help."
"Help?" My expectant heart immediately fell to the ground with a loud bang.
Help? Where's the deal?
Hey, playing with an innocent boy will only bring trouble to you! I stared at her curvy figure and said to myself.
"You'll know when the time comes." She ended the topic somewhat stubbornly.
When will that time come?
Hey, don't keep me in suspense. You've already 'rented me for a night', so aren't you going to have some friendly sports match? Are you renting me to move bricks?
I have to say I was a little disappointed.
Ugh, just trying to guess what the job entails is…it’s like a bucket of cold water has been poured down on me.
Is this really the abominable reality...Sister An Ru throwing herself at me for no reason, and the friendly basketball game or something - wake up, young man.
"What a surprise..." I smiled bitterly, "I thought Sister An Ru would ask me to do something else."
"What?"
I swallowed the word "deal" that was about to come out of my mouth, and stammered while thinking about the lines.
"Well... something like 'Let Senior Wang Gang give up on me'."
Sister An Ru snorted noncommittally, "Do I need to ask you for help with something like this? Shouldn't you do it on your own initiative?"
"Take the initiative?" I blinked in confusion. "Isn't this my duty or responsibility?"
Sister An Ru didn't respond to the conversation. She turned her head away deliberately and changed the subject while packing up. "Well, I'll call you when the time comes, so don't forget!" After saying that, she hurriedly got up and walked out the door, leaving me confused.
Leave? Just leave like that?
What's going on? My mouth hung open.
This feeling is like excitedly buying a suspicious CD, locking the door, clicking the play button with heavy breathing, only to find out that it is a whole year's "News Broadcast Collection".
What a rip off!
I sighed somewhat pessimistically.
But I have a vague ominous premonition. Why does Sister An Ru seem to have a headache when talking about this topic? Is she deliberately hiding something...
Why...why good things never happen to me...
No, even if it is so, I still have to believe that there will be a day in the near future...
A few hours later, at the doorstep.
"Put your hands up!"
I did as I was told.
"Turn around!"
I did as I was told.
My sister was sniffing my whole body like a kitten.
"What is this? Police dog security?"
"I want to smell whether you have the scent of that witch!" My sister put her hands on her hips, still looking alert.
"Well, have you smelled enough?" I smiled bitterly, "I didn't go to see her today. She was very busy and had other classes scheduled today."
No, I'm actually busy organizing the precious materials. Can you draw a book for me? I silently complained.
"It smells so bad... I smell like hot pot." My sister frowned, "Stay away from me! Go take a shower!"
I lay carefree on the sofa, my mind in an empty state, silently thinking about Sister An Ru's nearby figure, and sighed deeply.
"What's wrong?" Tao Yao frowned and sat down next to me, "Looks like you're unsatisfied?"
"Your brother's innocent heart has been played with."
"Stop talking nonsense," she said uncomfortably, "Who is so blind as to pick you?"
I was a little annoyed, and I couldn’t tell why. Maybe I was really moved, but was slapped hard in the face by reality.
Did I misunderstand? Am I being too sentimental?
"Hey, Taoyao."
"what?"
"What would you think if I said I wanted to rent you for a night?"
"You, you want to die!" Her face flushed, and she jumped up from the sofa as if she had been shot by an arrow. She hugged her chest and looked at me viciously, "Who dumped you? You look so distracted, and you still want to target me?"
Oh, it turns out I understood correctly... Could it be that I was just being teased by someone and I didn't even know it?
My heart was a little hot again. Could it be that she really wanted to flirt with me but couldn't express it to my face, so...
I had a somewhat infatuated look on my face, staring blankly ahead.
My sister couldn't help but shudder when she saw me.
"Let me make it clear in advance, if you treat me as a substitute for some wild woman, I will not forgive you!"
I slowly came back to my senses, and suddenly felt much more cheerful, so I retorted, "Substitute? With your figure and size, you can't even be considered a high-end imitation!"
Her face instantly turned red, and I couldn't tell whether she was angry or shy. She just twisted my ears hard and shouted in a voice that broke my eardrums: "Go cook!"
Really...when did I become so miserable?
I angrily served the dishes, tidied the table and chairs, and then went to call that lazy guy to eat.
"It's time to eat! Taoyao!"
"It's time to eat, lazy bastard!"
"Slacker?"
Really, it’s fine if she doesn’t help, but what is she doing? She didn’t even hear me calling her to eat?
I wiped my hands and went to call her myself. I just walked to the door and raised my hand to knock -
A strange sound suddenly leaked out from between the cracks in the door...
It was a girl's nasal voice with a crying tone.
Yameidee, Onii-chan!
Yamete butterfly!
Well……
My jaw dropped to the floor...
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