Trading Maniac
Hey...this is serious.
Moments, campus forums, Tieba...
All places were flooded with these three photos.
The first photo shows Liu Shitong standing in front of the stage with her head down, holding the microphone, and looking timidly at me sitting on the judges' panel.
I stood up and clapped exaggeratedly, saying something to the girl excitedly.
Although the upper half of the face is blurred, it is even worse in a sense...
From an uninformed perspective, this is simply an actor audition, with the sleazy director excitedly saying to the newcomers:
You have great potential! Come to my room later, I will show you a play alone tonight!
The second one is even worse.
This was taken by a passerby when I was desperately chasing Liu Shitong. Although the eyes are still blurred, you can tell at a glance that it is still the same two people...
The girl's skirt was lifted up, and she was screaming and running away on her bike. The exposed part of her back was mosaiced, which made people wonder what kind of transaction she had suffered...
Behind them, a man with a bloody nose was chasing after them excitedly, shouting, and slapping his buttocks with his hands in dissatisfaction as he chased them...
Scratch your own butt?
Are you kidding me? I was using body language to remind her that her skirt was riding up!
Holy shit, who took this photo?
This is definitely a divine shot.
Greetings to your whole family!
And then the third photo...
The picture shows me who failed to catch up with the girl. I sat on the ground with a feeling of despair, breathing heavily with my mouth open, and my eyes wide open, like a carp with its neck strangled.
The camera took a close-up shot directly at my lens.
The key is!
The mosaic is crooked!
Holy shit…
My face, staring blankly at the camera with a look of despair on my face, was forever frozen in a jpg. From that day on, it existed deeply in our school’s forums, forums, countless people’s WeChat spaces, and storage cards...
All the comments were exactly the same, flooding the screen like raindrops:
Trading maniac.
The top ten hot topics on campus forums were almost dominated by this news.
"Unspoken seduction of a campus singer? A trading maniac!"
"The girl who lifted her skirt refused to trade: I took off my skirt, but you..."
"Let's take a look at the silent victims of the trade over the years: Wang Er."
"Wang Er: The mentally retarded man was brutally traded, but his smile never faded."
"Is Wang Er's cry a warning to the girl or a request for love?"
Holy shit…
Wait...it seems like the topic is gradually going off topic - what does this have to do with Wang Er?
That's enough of you people!
Passersby around me were secretly pointing and talking behind my back, and fragments of words like "deal", "pervert", "PY" flowed into my ears.
I now feel that if I jump into the Yellow River, the water will be so polluted that it cannot be drunk.
Keyboard warriors!
In order to push the promotion of Huoye Enka to the top of the hot topics on the forum yesterday, the student union members stayed up all night!
Then, in just five minutes, the top ten headlines were all filled with mosaic photos of Liu Shitong and me—uh, and also Wang Er’s ID photo and Kim Jong-un’s dynamic avatar?
And Wang Er's shout of "py transaction" at the scene has now been hyped up in the forum as a cry of Lu Xun in the new era, shouting out a sad story of a fool crying blood at the corrupt and dirty society.
I flipped through it and found that someone on the forum had actually started serializing the love-hate relationship between me, Wang Er, and Liu Shitong!
And there are already thousands of clicks?
Moreover, the author swears that he has a close and good relationship with the parties involved, guaranteeing the authenticity and exclusivity of the material.
Who the hell is this?
I looked up the author ID:
One-eyed Li Shimin.
It’s you, kid!
I opened WeChat angrily, clicked on the friend list and typed with gritted teeth.
【WeChat】
Me: Li Shiming! What the hell are you doing! Get rid of that shit on the forum!
Li Shiming: Head, you can’t blame me for this! Market demand!
Me: Do you still want to work in NYH? If you don't delete my post, I will fire you!
Li Shiming: Captain, you should be happy now, you should give us some soup, right? Just because of this novel I wrote, three female fans have added me! Of course, there are also boys who added me and asked for your address, but I didn’t tell them!
Me: You have a conscience!
Li Shiming: That's right! Uh... they are crowdfunding in the WeChat group! When they raise 1,000, I may not be able to bear it and have to hire... But team leader, for the sake of our friendship, if you only pay 800, I promise not to sell it.
Me: You traitor!
Li Shiming: Captain, it’s actually easy to settle this matter.
Me: Tell me quickly, the captain is not guilty of shooting you!
Me: You called me by mistake. I pardon you.
Li Shiming: Uh… Actually, as long as you can get the girl, it’s legal to have sex with her or do anything else! (Smirk), even if the deal doesn’t work out, the friendship is still there, so why don’t you try contacting her?
Me: Fuck you!
【WeChat: Message from Sister An Ru】
Sister An Ru: What’s going on (confused).
Me: Sister, it’s all misunderstanding! It’s all fake, it’s all a trick!
Sister An Ru: But that girl seems to have told us that she wants to withdraw from the competition, saying that it is embarrassing or something...
Me: No! This is all my fault, I can’t hurt her…
Sister An Ru: I gave her your phone number. If she calls you, don’t ignore it!
Wait a minute?
What? My phone number?
My hair stood on end and I immediately prepared to pull out the battery and pretend that I was out of the service area...
But it was too late. The phone rang like a life-threatening ring. My hands trembled and I almost dropped the phone.
An unfamiliar number...a sense of foreboding came over me.
"Hello, how are you?" I picked up the phone with gritted teeth, my voice a little dry.
There was a moment of silence from the other side, with some sobbing sounds.
"Is anyone there?"
"Someone's here!" A crying voice, like a plaintive yellow oriole, came from the other end of the phone, and immediately that timid, tearful face appeared in my mind.
"Are you okay?"
Silence, sobbing.
"This is all a misunderstanding..."
"My friends have seen it, and now they are asking me if I am with you, with you..."
"Traded... with me?" I tried to change the subject.
As a result, the voice on the other end of the phone screamed like a cat whose tail was stepped on.
"Don't, don't say that! It's all your fault!"
"Okay, okay, it's all my fault!" I suppressed my anger and said word by word, "It's all my fault. I shouldn't have meddled in other people's business and chased the stalker away. It's all my fault. I shouldn't have chased you and reminded you that your skirt was caught! Everything is my fault, just because I meddled in other people's business!"
The person on the other end of the phone seemed to be frightened by my anger and fell silent for a moment.
"My reputation is ruined, even my face has been searched, it's no wonder I got chopped off tonight!" I sneered, "I don't have to stay in the student union anymore, no one will want a leader who harasses the contestants! Even my buddies and the girl I like all misunderstood me, despised me and spit on me, all because of my kindness, bah!"
For some reason, when I talked about the girl I liked, Sister An Ru’s clear and gentle smile suddenly appeared in my mind.
The girl opposite seemed a little overwhelmed, and even forgot to cry. After a while, she whispered: "I'm sorry..."
"I'm sorry?" I was so angry. "Wait until I get expelled from school and get hacked on the street before you say sorry to me! I don't have many friends! I don't have any fans to stand up for me! Everything is my fault!"
"I, I don't have any friends either... I don't know them, they are the ones pestering me! I really didn't ask them to post it."
My anger subsided a little. In fact, I knew that she was also a victim of this misunderstanding. It was hard for a boy to bear it, but as a girl, she must have been under more pressure because of her introverted personality.
But... when I heard the girl's nasal voice with a tearful tone, for some reason, the desire to play a prank was burning in my heart - I had to teach this girl a lesson.
"Everything...everything I have is ruined," I deliberately put on a cold tone, "I can only die and then use a suicide note to prove my innocence."
"You, don't do anything stupid!" The person on the other end of the phone was anxious, "I, I will find a way to clear up everyone's misunderstanding. It's all my fault. Please don't do it!"
I felt sad that there were such silly and naive kids in the university, so I might as well take this opportunity to resolve the issue.
"Will you come to the preliminary round in three days?"
"I...but..." She hesitated.
"The longer you don't come, the more rampant the suspicious rumors about us will become." I said indifferently, "Forget it, I'm already ruined anyway, it doesn't matter whether you come or not."
"I'll go, I'll go!" The girl was anxious, and a slightly rapid breathing sound came from the phone.
"Okay, I'll wait three days later." I hung up the phone without saying anything, and then...
Hahahaha! I was so happy.
It’s that simple to turn the defense into offense!
Obviously we were both unlucky, but in the end it seemed as if the other party took advantage of me.
Evil thoughts were turning in my mind...If I asked her to use a "trade" as compensation, would she agree?
I imagined the pitiful little girl nodding shyly, and then I untied it gently...
Ahem, this is too evil! My nose is burning... No, no, there's still traces of blood on my nose, I have to wipe it clean first.
At this time the phone rang again.
It’s Sister Anru calling.
"Yushan, what kind of magic did you cast? Why does that child want to participate in the competition again?" Sister An Ru's voice was full of joy and surprise.
"Hehe..." I smiled embarrassedly, "Nothing, just encouragement and guidance."
"You haven't reached any new 'deal', have you?" The voice on the other end of the line was teasing.
"How could it be...senior sister, what are you thinking!"
"That's good. Things here are over. You can go directly to Haidilao Hotpot outside the school for a meal together, and..."
Her voice was instantly filled with seductive charm.
"Today, wait for me after dinner. I also have a 'deal' to make with you."
My mind went blank...
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