Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 13

Speed

"Hey! Wait!"

I gasped for breath and finally caught up with Liu Shitong at the parking lot.

She was carrying a schoolbag and was bending over to unlock her bicycle.

Hearing my shout, she turned around hesitantly, looked at me vigilantly, and glanced around, as if confirming the escape route.

"I'm not a suspicious person..."

"You, you, what do you want to do?" She looked at me cautiously, as pitiful as a little elk seeing people for the first time.

No! We have to find a way to make this guy lose his guard.

"The love letter this morning was not mine!" I said quickly, "It was left on your car by a wretched man. I thought he was trying to pick your car lock, but I didn't expect he was putting a love letter there..."

"Do you...know that guy?" She bit her lip. "He has been following me secretly for a long time."

Great...Is this finally clearing my suspicion?

I breathed a sigh of relief and gave her a firm smile, "It's okay, I will definitely punch him hard next time I see him!"

The girl smiled reluctantly and nodded at me. "My name is Liu Shitong, and I'm a freshman. Who are you?"

I smiled and held out my hand. "Lin Yushan, sophomore..."

The girl lightly touched my palm like a dragonfly touching the water, and then retracted her hand as if she had been electrocuted, as if a small animal avoiding the touch of a stranger.

This kid is very defensive. I sighed inwardly.

The girl looked at me somewhat awkwardly: "Thank you, Lin Yushan... I want to go home now, so..." She pointed at the bicycle and looked at me with her lips pursed.

Uh, go home? Oh, that's right... Once the misunderstanding is resolved, it's fine. I quickly waved my hand and let this frightened girl go home.

However, this is really a pretty and pitiful girl. She is so afraid of interacting with people. Does she have no friends? Where is her boyfriend?

No...how is that possible.

I slapped my face and decided to just treat her as a stranger and leave her alone. After all, a virgin mentality can be lethal!

The girl turned around and her slender figure struggled to straddle the bicycle.

Wait...something seems wrong?

She was riding a men's bicycle, the kind with a large frame.

I watched helplessly as the girl's slender figure struggled to get on the bicycle, but the back of her pleated skirt was gently caught by the back seat of the bicycle and rolled into the gap between her schoolbag and her back...

then……

My eyes went blank. Under the rolled-up skirt, I saw a lovely blue and white striped pattern, which attracted my attention like a magnet.

The fair and well-proportioned legs on both sides are twisting under the lifted pleated skirt, while the round and playful curve of a certain part of the back is completely "exhibited without blind spots".

The girl pedaled the bike in a hurry, staggering away into the distance like a drunk monkey performing a bicycle show.

I couldn't say a word, I just stared at a certain part of my body in amazement, my lips were dry and my mouth was parched, but I couldn't speak...

The beautiful curves under the skirt swayed left and right, moving further and further away from me...

My nose started to itch, as if snot was coming out, and I rubbed it subconsciously - was it actually a nosebleed?

What? I have a nosebleed?

Hey! There are more important things than this! I have to call her and remind her to put her skirt down! If half the men on the street saw her private parts, she would be so ashamed that she would commit suicide!

But, I couldn’t shout out something like “your panties are leaking”… wouldn’t that be like slapping her in the face in public?

I didn't bother to wipe the blood off, just wiped it on my face, ran as fast as I could and shouted at her: "Liu Shitong! Wait! Your——"

The girl turned her head in confusion.

I saw a man with shining eyes, breathing heavily with excitement and a bloody nose, chasing me desperately from behind. He was patting his own butt, twisting his body and gesturing as he ran.

Underwear! I mouthed the word exaggeratedly.

The girl couldn't help but scream and pedaled even harder.

"abnormal!"

Oh shit!

I remember the 1983 version of Journey to the West also had this passage...

Sun Wukong was running in front.

Roaring Sky Dog was chasing after him.

Oh shit!

My lungs are about to explode!

Wait! You silly girl!

I was almost angry and cried.

Many people watched this life-and-death race with a sidelong glance. The plot seemed simple and crude. It was clearly a pervert who lifted a girl's skirt to harass her but failed. The girl took the opportunity to run away...

I watched her disappear at the end of the street, and stopped in despair, gasping for breath.

After the passers-by took photos contentedly, they looked me up and down with an expression that made it hard to tell whether they wanted to laugh or look at me with contempt.

Some of them even made a satisfied sound like they were full, and then took a close-up of my desperate expression.

Life…I heard the sound of life being shattered in front of the camera.

I seemed to see my sister's contemptuous look.

The world has become dark.

I was exhausted and looked into the distance helplessly, with a sound of "oh shit" echoing repeatedly in my heart.

Someone...someone come and comfort me.

I cried a little.

The phone in my pocket suddenly rang. It turned out to be my bad friend Li Shiming.

He was the first one to comfort me?

I pressed the answer button weakly.

"Hello...who is..."

“Lin Yushan!”

"What's wrong?"

Li Shiming suddenly lowered his voice, as if he was whispering something obscene in my ear.

"Look at your circle of friends, you are a trading maniac, you have become an Internet celebrity."

I opened my circle of friends with trepidation...

Holy shit…