Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 118

Audition

Ten minutes later...

With a look of despair on my face, I sat in the back seat of the taxi with Uncle Qiu.

Uncle Qiu was reluctant to come at first, but after I coaxed him into being a nude model and briefly explained the meaning of the word, Uncle Qiu immediately left his fortune-telling stall and his two stunned colleagues and happily followed me on board.

But now I realize that I was angry with my sister just now and said that I wanted to bring my uncle along. It was simply because my values ​​were not right and my brain was going crazy. My level of unlucky was comparable to that of Guan Yu who was defeated in Maicheng.

"Oh my, there is such an industry in the world! You can make money by showing it to others!" Uncle Qiu sighed repeatedly, patting his thigh and sighing, resentful that he didn't know that there was such a paradise on earth that was immoral in his city.

Since the anti-pornography and anti-illegal publication campaign wiped out the "golden and magnificent" in the south of the city a few years ago, it has become increasingly rare to see fallen women on the streets, which sometimes makes the old man still obsessed with them and feel melancholy.

I didn’t expect to know something even more amazing today – not only is it free to take off clothes in front of girls, but you can actually make money?

I gritted my teeth and explained to the old man again the fundamental difference between nude models and the porn industry, but this old fox didn't seem to understand at all. He kept wailing about the moral decline and the deterioration of social morals, and nervously asked me if I would be laughed at for wearing the bright red shorts from 1982. I was so angry that I simply closed my eyes and kept muttering to the driver to drive faster so that I could die soon and be reborn.

"Hey, are you guys going to apply for a modeling job?" the driver asked jokingly, looking in the rearview mirror.

"I'm going to apply for the job," I nodded with a smile, "and then I'm going to go to a nursing home and even pay to put this guy there."

After a while, we finally arrived in front of the building of Wang's Culture Company, which was comparable to a small Great Hall of the People. This scene made me feel a little relieved. At least judging from its scale, it was not the kind of performing arts company that cheated people out of money. Moreover, it basically had the hardware level for shooting AV...

Bah, bah, bah, I slapped my face and repeatedly told myself that I was just pretending to come for the audition, but actually I was here to cheer Taoyao up.

I looked at Uncle Qiu beside me. In front of absolute capital, this little monster had completely put on an idiot face. He ran to the front desk happily, took off his blinder sunglasses and winked at the puzzled receptionist, as if he was going to call himself a grandpa in the next second with the illusion of "I also want to be on the Avenue of Stars".

I hurriedly grabbed him and explained awkwardly: "We are here for an audition."

The receptionist showed good professionalism. She was still polite and didn't look at the old man. "Okay, please go to different floors for auditions according to the category you signed up for." She pointed to the building guide on the side.

Um... 'flat models' are on the 4th floor... human models... are also on the 4th floor?

I was a bit overwhelmed. I had originally planned to show up with Uncle Qiu to scare Tao Yao, and then quietly let Uncle Qiu do what he wanted... But impulse is the devil after all, it seems that Uncle Qiu is a sticky piece of candy that I can't get rid of for the time being...

"Yushan," Uncle Qiu looked at the guide mysteriously and pointed at the sign above: "'Special Filming Location'... What do you think is being filmed here?"

"Take a picture of your 1982-born pants!" I rolled my eyes and dragged him towards the elevator.

The elevator stopped at the first floor and the door opened.

In an instant, a group of tall, sexy and fashionable female models walked out of the door. They walked out in groups of three or five, chatting and laughing. They ran into us two confused men head-on. One of them was obviously past the expiration date...

The beauties stared at us curiously, then walked out the door, talking and laughing... I seemed to faintly hear some key words like "special actors" and "magic drama"...

Uncle Qiu's eyes wandered over the backs of the female models reluctantly, and his old face instantly glowed with a kind and satisfied feeling as if he had seen heaven before his death: "Yushan... I have lived for so many years... It's really in vain..."

I feel like I've taken a pill and have a weird humanoid self-propelled time bomb with me...

We arrived at the fourth floor. Before the elevator door opened, a faint scent of perfume came in. Uncle Qiu grabbed a handful of the scent full of estrogen and asked, with a gleam in his eyes: "The girls here are no more than 20 years old on average!"

Shit... I'm shocked - I finally realized how crooked Mr. Qiu's skill tree is... He can detect wind by listening, but you can detect loli by smelling her scent...

The door opened, and looking around, we saw that the handsome men and beautiful women who came to apply for the job had lined up almost to the elevator entrance, which made Uncle Qiu and I stare in amazement.

It seems that there are quite a few young people who want to be models...

I guess most of the beauties in the city are gathered here. The straight and slender legs under the short shorts formed a maze, which made Mr. Qiu lose his mind and couldn't tell the difference. I didn't have time to sneak a peek at these beauties, but anxiously looked for Taoyao...

Uh, my eyes finally picked out my sister in the crowd. At this moment, she was talking and laughing with a cheerful handsome guy...

I don't know why I felt inexplicably annoyed. I had originally wanted to walk past her quietly, but now I was completely filled with anger and walked towards her, shouting Tao Yao's name.

The eyes around me were instantly attracted by me...

No, that's not right. I should say that I was attracted by the old man next to me...

Everyone's eyes were focused on this old man with a towel on his shoulders, who looked as if he had just participated in the Autumn Harvest Uprising. What was even more frightening was that he also exuded an old man's smell that had been brewing for a long time under the sun. His sour aura made the handsome men and beautiful women awe and make way for him, just like Moses waving his hand to part the Red Sea.

I ignored other people's gazes and walked towards her while calling Taoyao's name. The girl seemed to have heard me, so she turned around suddenly and saw me -

And Uncle Qiu behind me.

Tao Yao's expression suddenly changed as if she had seen a ghost.

The handsome guy next to him looked at me curiously, then frowned at Mr. Qiu, and asked Tao Yao in a low voice: "Your acquaintance?"

Tao Yao didn't say anything, but walked over quickly with a gloomy face, pulled me aside, and glared at me fiercely: "What are you doing here! Didn't I tell you not to mess around?"

"I'm here to cheer you up!" I touched my head uncomfortably, "Who is that man talking to you?"

"Why did you bring him here?" Tao Yao didn't have time to pay attention to me, she just looked at Uncle Qiu nervously. Uncle Qiu was shaking his hair, taking off his round blinder sunglasses and imitating Andy Lau to wink at a girl, but the result was so lethal that the group of girls were so scared that they retreated silently.

"I was wrong. I was just angry and my brain was spinning." I admitted my mistake honestly - after all, at this moment I couldn't think of any excuse to make up for this mistake.

"Are you here for an audition, too?" The boy came up to me with a smile, looking at my chest muscles with envy, "You have a great body!"

I glanced at him and smiled politely. After all, this guy seemed to be seducing my sister, so I was a little wary: "After all, I have nothing to do in college... You are here for an audition too?"

The boy nodded, "Are you Lin Taoyao's friend?"

"I'm her brother."

The boy's eyes seemed to light up, and just as he was about to say something, he heard a shout not far away: "Group No. 20, come in for the audition!"

Tao Yao looked at her number tag and said, "It's our turn now. Let's go in together..."

The boy nodded slightly and smiled at me apologetically.

Wait! Wait! What the hell?

Combination, combination mirror?

I grabbed the boy and said, "I'm sorry, classmate. My sister and I have something urgent to do. Can I switch seats with you temporarily? I will talk to the staff inside!"

I don't know if this kid lacks social experience or is really interested in Taoyao, so he was too tolerant and generous to me. He actually nodded and said, "Okay, I'm not in a hurry. You go first."

My sister stamped her feet angrily and looked at me, "Hey! Why are you like that? It was obviously the other person who came here first!"

I knew I was in the wrong, but for some reason I just didn't want my sister to be partnered with any other boys, so I pulled her towards the audition room without saying anything.

"Has group number 20 arrived?" the staff member asked in confusion.

"Here they come! The Yosuga no Sora group is here!" I pulled my sister's hand and ran over with a smile, attracting everyone's attention. Taoyao seemed to blush a little, lowered her head and followed reluctantly like a lamb.

We entered the audition room, which was as spacious as a dance studio, but opposite was an opaque glass wall, making it impossible to see what kind of judges were looking at you.

It's a bit uncomfortable - is this going to happen right there on the spot with a bunch of creepy men watching behind the glass?

I felt a little uncomfortable, but I still said to the glass wall: "I am not the male partner of group No. 20... His uncle got married and he temporarily went offline."

"We don't accept unscheduled auditions here," a serious middle-aged female voice said through the microphone, "Please go back."

My expression was a little awkward: "Uh... I'm here for an audition as well... and I'm also her brother... Can't we switch the order?"

"I'm sorry, we are... um? Miss... ah... OK, OK..." In the microphone, the middle-aged female voice seemed to be stopped by her boss, and was a little confused for a moment: "Um... due to some reasons... you can continue... OK, you will have three minutes to prepare, and then do the postures we said, and our judges will score."

I felt a little nervous and couldn't help pulling at my collar and glancing at my sister beside me.

Um... pose, I should...

"Are you ready?"

We looked at each other and nodded.

"Miss...really...ok...I got it..." The middle-aged woman seemed to wipe the sweat off her face, and for some reason her voice sounded a little reluctant, "Well...the boy lies on the ground...the girl spreads her legs and sits on the boy...go down and sit on his crotch...the expression should...be excited..."

I was about to bend down, but after hearing the instructions, Taoyao and I froze in place...

What? Are you kidding me?

Are you sure this isn't—

Riding position?