acquaintance?
"So it was an accident..." I hurriedly chased after my sister's back, explaining behind her.
"You're clearly up to no good!" My sister frowned, picked up her bag, and walked out the door quickly without listening to my explanation.
I wanted to say something else, but the door to the next room suddenly opened, and the two damned bastards who were yelling so loudly last night walked out.
I saw who was coming from the corner of my eye and was startled. I quickly dropped the things in my hands, pulled my sister's shoulders, and forced her to sit against the wall, with my back to the two guys.
My sister was also startled. She didn't expect me to suddenly grab her shoulders and press her against the wall. For a moment, our faces almost came into close contact again...
So my sister screamed, and subconsciously used the starting move of the 18 wolf-proof kicks, using the move "艹龙有悔", and fiercely pushed into a certain part of my body...
So I could only hold the wall with one hand, cover my pants with the other hand, bend my waist like a shrimp, and cry bitterly while completing the most unsuccessful wall-dong in my life.
"What are you doing!" After the two of them walked away, I finally couldn't hold on any longer, let go of my sister, and squatted down in pain.
"You, your uncle!" I took a breath, "I just didn't want those two people to see who I am!"
My sister glanced at the two people walking away and asked: "Do you know them?"
"I said that voice last night was a little familiar... One of them was a graduate teaching assistant here..." My pain eased a little, and I looked at the man's back in confusion. "He is under our close surveillance."
"Surveillance?" My sister was a little confused. "Surveillance of what?"
"We suspect that he is just like the previous teaching assistant, hooking up with girls..." I slowly explained to my sister the common suspicions of this criminal suspect: he secretly created WeChat groups for girls, flirted with every potential partner without any hesitation, and asked girls to go out to discuss exam questions in the name of final exams when they disagreed...
"Scumbag!" My sister pouted, "We don't have such a teacher in our high school."
Bullshit! How can someone date a teacher and get extra points on the college entrance exam?
It’s better to have a father who is a martyr.
I secretly took photos of the two people from behind. I believe that those hungry otakus in NYH should be able to accurately locate who this woman is based on her back and buttocks...
If he really hooked up with the girls in our hospital...
Then we have ten thousand ways to make you unable to stay.
As I thought about the happy scene of the teaching assistant being made into a pig's head by us, I couldn't help but smile and handed the room card to the receptionist: "Check out!"
The receptionist silently glanced at my expression, then looked at Tao Yao who was looking disdainful next to me, and seemed to be more certain of my identity as a scumbag...
Ugh! Hooking up with high school girls!
So I received a tattered stack of change with a confused look on my face...
It was already noon when I packed up my things at home and dealt with the mess on the floor yesterday.
Mr. Erdan had also woken up from his drunken stupor. Fortunately, this cunning guy did not drink the two bottles of "high-purity" Maotai that Uncle Qiu had specially prepared for him, so his kidneys were still intact and his duodenum was not burned with several holes.
When Erdan called, he was so moved that his voice was trembling - of course, I strongly suspect that this was the dramatic effect caused by the relaxation he felt on the toilet.
Comrade Erdan praised me with gratitude for my wit last night and for helping him cover up his silly attempt to pick up girls. Otherwise, he would have been drowned in the vast ocean of people's war as a dog official who harassed the ladies in the neighborhood...
No, that’s not right. He was grateful to me for helping him avoid the attacks from the media that didn’t know the truth, and for helping him clean up the mess so that there wasn’t any bad influence left.
At the same time, Mr. Erdan also vowed that there was nothing he couldn't do in the local area. Now that he saw that I was smart, intelligent, kind-hearted, and most importantly, lived next door to Aunt Wang, he was willing to chop off a chicken's head and burn yellow paper to be my godfather for life...
I said wait a minute, screw you, you become a father just because you disagree with me? Does being a father mean you can order your son to steal Aunt Wang's pants and blow Uncle Qiu's ass?
Mr. Erdan said shyly, "Oh, young man, don't get me wrong. We have a purely revolutionary friendship. If you don't need a father, that's fine too. If there's anything I can do for you, I'll help you. I won't refuse or be vague."
I sneered and said, "Okay, my floor has a hole burned by your 'sulfuric acid spitting' last night. You have three minutes to clean it meticulously."
Mr. Erdan hesitated a bit and said that he had a meeting later and couldn't leave. If I wanted, he could ask the best cleaning company in the city to come and clean, or why not try the magical free secretary Xiao Liu...
Fuck you!
I hung up the phone angrily, and the image of Mr. Erdan in my mind that he was originally a somewhat miserable and majestic person completely collapsed.
I took the initiative to send the picture of the teaching assistant to Li Shiming, hoping that this guy could figure out something...
While I was playing with my phone, my sister suddenly crept past me silently and walked towards the door...
"Stop!" I lazily said without even raising my head, "Where are you going?"
"Hey! Are you the high school class teacher?" She looked at me angrily, "Do you have eyes behind my back? Do you see everything and want to control everything?"
"Don't play dumb with me!" I glared at her: "What the hell are those high heels in your hand?"
My sister waved in front of me helplessly: "I will wear it later..."
"Why are you wearing that?" I asked suspiciously.
"I'm going to apply for a part-time model position..." She hesitated for a long time, and said helplessly.
"Okay, okay!" I jumped up excitedly, "I want to go too! Grandpa, I want to be on the Avenue of Stars, too!"
"Fuck you!" My sister rolled her eyes, "Don't come over here! Do you have an appointment for an interview?"
"No, I have to go check it out... I'm worried about that 'Wang's Culture'!" I hurriedly changed my clothes. "What if it's a scam company? It's fine if they're trying to steal your money, but if they're trying to steal your sex..."
"They are a legitimate company!" Tao Yao looked so angry that she didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Anyway, don't go!"
I deliberately made a sad expression: "Ah... my sister has grown up... she despises her brother and it's embarrassing. She doesn't even play with me when we go out!"
"Well, that's it!" The younger sister narrowed her eyes and smiled maliciously, "Okay, you can be sad slowly, I'm going first..."
"Wait!" I screamed, "If you don't take me with you, I will..."
"What?" My sister squinted at me.
"I'll go with Uncle Qiu!" I held it in for a long time before finally uttering these words, puffing out my chest and glaring at her.
My sister stared at me in shock, then gave me an evil smile.
"Okay, I'll wait."
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