It’s you!
My expression was a little strange, staring at the dark blackout wall in a daze - did I hear it wrong or was the other party deliberately playing with us, innocent teenagers with no social experience?
As if she was afraid that we didn’t understand, the middle-aged woman added hesitantly: “This position is generally called riding…”
"Are you kidding me?" I said angrily. "I asked him to audition, and this is all you get?"
Damn, you can insult me, but Taoyao was really looking forward to this audition - but when it comes to you guys, what a mess!
My sister lowered her head, seeming a little frustrated - was she really being played for an opportunity that she quite liked?
After I yelled, there seemed to be no response in the room opposite. After a moment, the middle-aged woman's voice sounded again, but this time it sounded a little awkward: "Well...if you don't want to pose, you can make an expression..."
"What's that expression..."
"They asked... um? Miss? Okay... uh, I get it... um... the boys should laugh like San Pang, and the girls should be terrified as if they saw a hooligan..."
"Fuck you!" I was completely annoyed and couldn't help but rush to the side door leading to the blackout room next door - I wanted to see what kind of person this judge was, whether she was an old, menopausal woman with irregular menstruation, who specialized in teasing young boys and girls to satisfy her perverted hobbies.
"Don't come in!" A scream came from the microphone -
Not only was it the scream of a middle-aged woman, but there was also a familiar voice mixed in...
I pushed the door open.
Oh shit!
A foul smell hit me in the face! It almost made me close my eyes... What the hell!
I looked closely and saw piles of instant noodle boxes and snack packaging bags all around... After days of accumulation and fermentation, the smell could be described as a new type of biological weapon...
Surrounded by this pile of garbage is a leather sofa, on which sits a frowning female secretary wearing a mask, who looks to be nearly 40 years old. Next to her, lying on the sofa in Ge You's posture, is Liu Qingxu, who has not been seen for half a month!
Holy shit…
I stared at the two of them in shock...
Two seconds later, I did the only reasonable thing to do…
I pinched my nose, closed the door and walked out...
Damn, I thought there was some big shot behind this light-blocking platform... After all this time, I found out that this is to protect the physical and mental health of the model, just like the high walls and deep trenches around the garbage dump...
And what the hell is Liu Qingxu! Can't make money from drawing comics, so he changed his profession to collecting junk? One-stop manufacturing and sales? Or is he playing some new type of performance art called "Ge You's Love"?
"Let's go, let's go!" I took Taoyao's hand and walked towards the door, coughing continuously.
"What's wrong? Who is in there?" Tao Yao looked at me in confusion, unwilling to move.
"Useless person..." I stared at the blackout wall helplessly.
"Brother, wait a minute!" The middle-aged woman shouted dryly, and then Liu Qingxu seemed to grab the microphone, "Fuck you, I can say this myself! Brother! Wait a minute!"
I had no intention of stopping. The girl seemed to be anxious. She opened the door and rushed towards me: "Wait a minute!"
I saw a disheveled, greasy, and half-human fellow, who could be classified as a zombie, rushing towards me. Even though I was mature, I was still startled. I dodged the girl's bear hug with the movements of a Spanish bullfighter, pinched my nose, took two steps back, and frowned at her: "Liu Qingxu, how did you become like this?"
The girl squinted her eyes and pounced in vain. She then lowered her head and covered her face with one hand, while groping around with the other hand like a blind person, screaming, "Ah! It's no good. The fluorescent lights outside are too bright! Brother Yushan! Let's go back to the blackout room and talk!"
"Hey, are you still a vampire? Come on, let's stand here and wait for two minutes to see if this guy will burn up by himself!" Tao Yao recognized this guy who was almost a beggar as her mortal enemy, Sister No. 2. She couldn't help but hurriedly took out her mobile phone and took a lot of pictures, immediately recording this definitely dark history.
"I'd rather die than go in!" I pinched my nose and backed away. "What the hell, what's wrong with you? Have you been infected with some weird brain disease?" The image of Wang Er standing in the garbage dump with a happy smile on his face emerged in my mind.
"The young lady was forced by the madam." The middle-aged female secretary walked out of the blackout room slowly, and as if she was finally relieved, she quickly took off the mask on her face and breathed in big gulps of fresh air.
After careful observation, I determined that the woman was wearing a high-end anti-smog mask that cost more than two hundred yuan, specially designed for morning jogging within the Fifth Ring Road of Beijing. No wonder she was able to survive in such a harsh environment.
"What do you mean by 'forced by my wife'?" I was confused. "What the hell did you do?"
"Pay attention, you said a dirty word." Tao Yaoping held up his mobile phone to take pictures of his sister No. 2's ugly appearance from all angles. He was calm and even wanted to laugh.
"Well, 'Madam' made her do something."
"That day, I was drawing comics in my bedroom, and my mother saw me..." Liu Qingxu rubbed her eyes, as if she had finally adjusted to the light. "We had a fight... I said I didn't want to learn useless things like piano anymore, and I wanted to be a good girl as they planned..."
"And then you were kicked out?" I was a little shocked when I saw this look.
"I wasn't kicked out..." She looked at me with a wry smile, "I said I wanted to move out and earn my own living..."
Well, the result is obvious from the looks of it.
This girl is probably bankrupt...
"Why do you live here?"
"It's free here!" Liu Qingxu pouted aggrievedly, "I don't have much money to begin with! When we were arguing, I stubbornly said I didn't want anything... In the end, I could only sell some of my 'anime collections' to barely get a few thousand dollars... I'm just hiding here to get a place to stay..."
I rolled my eyes - damn, no wonder it's called Wang's Culture... After all this time, this company has a lot of connections with Wang Er and his father... I was wondering why the shape of this company building is so similar to the Tiananmen Gate Tower, and there is a blank LED display in the middle where the portrait of Chairman Mao used to be...
It turns out that the manager wanted to please the silly young man, so he planned to display Wang Er's smiling head portrait after Wang Er's father died, and stare at the land day and night...
People who don’t know the situation may think it was General Kim Jong-un who came…
screw you!
I shook my head and looked at the girl in confusion: "Then your father wouldn't be unaware of you hiding here... This is originally his company."
"Of course they know... because they will definitely not let me live on the streets." Liu Qingxu bit her lip, "At most they are just angry with me... let me stay under their surveillance, and wait for me to surrender to them when I can no longer hold on..."
Liu Qingxu looked at me pitifully, grabbing the corner of my clothes like a pitiful little animal: "I have finished drawing my comics, and I am just waiting to sell them at the comic exhibition...but I have no money to eat..."
Hmm...I know what you mean...
Pikachu, you want to get into the Poké Ball too?
The middle-aged female secretary quickly shook her head: "If the madam knew that we delivered meals to the young lady, we would be in trouble..." As she spoke, she winked at me.
"If you don't have money, why don't you put on a maid outfit and go get close to the uncle and call him brother?" Tao Yao looked at her hand holding the corner of my clothes nervously, "Don't even think about staying in our house..."
I glared at Taoyao and said, "Hey, I have to accept this girl today. I don't care about whether she is happy or sad..." I touched Qingxu's head and said, "Let's go home and have something delicious to replenish ourselves tonight."
Liu Qingxu glanced at her sister behind me in a demonstrative manner, and at the same time secretly wiped the oil stains from the corner of her mouth on the corner of my clothes.
Although I said this verbally, I still felt a little gloomy in my heart...
Now I can’t be a Japanese tutor anymore, and I can’t find a modeling job… The Lin family is in financial crisis…
But no matter what, I still have to help... Even though I'm angry with my family, you can't just watch a girl sitting in a small dark room eating instant noodles pitifully, right?
I waved my hand: "Then pack up your things and we'll go home..."
Liu Qingxu seemed to have found the organization and the party in an instant. She screamed and hugged me, twisting her slender body desperately and rubbing against me.
I didn't feel any enjoyment at all, instead I smelled a strong smell of instant noodle seasoning packet...
"Wait! Where is my audition!" Tao Yao seemed to realize something and shouted.
Liu Qingxu let me go and looked pitifully at the middle-aged female secretary. The female secretary immediately understood what the lady meant and nodded hurriedly: "You have great qualities, so there will be no problem..."
My younger sister, on the other hand, felt a little uncomfortable - after all, in this situation, it felt like she was taking a backdoor...it was weird.
I also smiled evilly at Liu Qingxu: "Grandpa, Erya has been on the Avenue of Stars, will you accept me as well?"
The female secretary wiped her sweat and smiled at me: "You are also great... You two can definitely debut as a brother-sister group... You are welcome to sign a contract with us," she extended her hand to me, "I am Luo Yan."
"My name is Lin Yushan." I shook her hand. "This is my sister Lin Taoyao."
Luo Yan nodded to us: "I am the general manager here. I have been accompanying the young lady recently and cannot leave. Since you are the young lady's friends, don't worry. I will be directly responsible for your business... Please wait a moment, I will go and get the contract..."
"Wait a minute, Sister Yan..." My heart skipped a beat, and I remembered a very big trouble, "Uh, sorry, actually, there is another person in our group, waiting outside for the audition..."
Luo Yan stopped and looked at me strangely: "There's another person? Aren't you a brother and sister group?"
"Uh...actually it's a combination of three generations of grandparents and grandchildren..." I touched my head and made up a story with a wry smile.
Sister Yan looked at me strangely and was about to say something, but her cell phone suddenly rang. She picked it up hastily and her face changed: "What did you say? Are you sure? How could you let an unrelated old man sneak into the building!"
I have a bad feeling for some reason...
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