Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 108

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I gently put Erdan, who was breathing cold air, on the sofa. Mr. Erdan held my hand with tears in his eyes: "Lanhua, Lanhua..."

"I almost killed you." I waved my hands helplessly. "Can you please be quiet? You are the mayor after all. What if the paparazzi outside caught you and broadcast a live broadcast of the mayor being beaten by a group of middle-aged women in the evening? How would you live?"

Mr. Zhang Erdan blinked in a daze for a while, and it seemed that his rationality, which had been suppressed by alcohol, was slowly recovering. He finally understood that his recent outburst might really bring him disgrace in this city, and he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.

He held my hand tremblingly: "Yushan... Yushan..."

I felt a little elated and felt that my image had inexplicably become taller.

Mr. Erdan stared at my face, his eyes and throat trembling a little with excitement.

I looked at the mayor with a amiable smile, and for a moment I had the illusion that I had been fitted into the template of a protagonist and was mindlessly recruiting followers.

Mr. Erdan looked at me excitedly, his eyes gradually turned red.

Half a second later, he couldn't help himself any longer and yelled "Wow" at me -

Spit it out.

Damn it!

A strong smell of alcohol instantly spread in the room, mixed with a strange smell of food, which almost made me faint. I staggered back three steps before I could avoid the damage range of this AOE.

Fuck you!

Reality is reality... The mayor who was rescued by me not only knelt down and hugged my thigh to express his loyalty to the emperor, but also used the Chimaera monster's "sulfuric acid spray" towards me head-on. The force was so strong that if I hadn't dodged in time, I'm afraid I would have been left with the same psychological trauma as classmate Goudan today.

After vomiting, Erdan seemed to feel much better. A simple and subtle smile, as expected of a middle-aged man, appeared on his face. He closed his eyelids, tilted his head, and fell asleep on the sofa.

I watched all this with a mixture of laughter and tears, and a thousand alpaca horses were galloping through my heart.

If I had known earlier, I would have asked Aunt Wang to kill this guy! I was so angry that I stamped my feet.

"Wow, what's going on?" The noise and strange smell just now caused the two girls and a dog in Taoyao's room to curiously stick their heads out to look over here.

"What happened? Who is that uncle?" Xiaomei was only wearing pajamas and she kept her head down, not daring to come out.

"Where did this wretched man come from?" My sister came out in casual clothes, pinching her nose. Looking at the chaotic scene, she couldn't help but frowned and looked at Zhang Erdan with disgust. "Wow? Is this guy a beggar? Or is he an associate of Mr. Qiu?" She turned her head and looked at me helplessly, "Why do you always pick up these weird people to take home?"

I sighed and rolled my eyes - how should I know? The male protagonists in novels are all surrounded by beauties, and as soon as they untie their belts and laugh, beauties will immediately lean on them with seductive eyes - but for me, it's either Erdan or Goudan, or Wang Er or Li Shiming, they're killing me!

Ah... I really want to escape from this nauseating reality and become the protagonist of anime...

"You will clean up these dirty things yourself later!" The younger sister pinched her nose, "Also, this strange beggar cannot stay in our house! Xiaomei and I are here, what if in the middle of the night..."

"This guy is not a beggar," I scratched my head awkwardly, "He... is the mayor... and you two don't have to worry, he probably has no interest in you... He's a big sister lover."

"A queen control?" The younger sister widened her eyes, staring at Mr. Erdan's decadent face as if he were an alien, with an expression of indescribable disgust. "His queen... is she some grandmother?"

I felt like vomiting blood: "My sister... is Aunt Wang..."

When my sister looked at Erdan again, she was a little awed...

Just then, there was a sudden burst of noisy footsteps and shouting outside the door.

"According to insiders, the man who just caused trouble in the community and molested a middle-aged woman is now hiding in this resident's home!" An impassioned male voice seemed to be broadcasting something live, and a rough knock on the door made my nerves tense up all of a sudden: "Open the door! I'm a policeman! Who was causing trouble just now?"

I was a bit at a loss and couldn't help looking at Erdan with hatred as he fell asleep with an innocent look on his face - Damn it, you're the mayor, but you cause more trouble than anyone else!

The police officer who was shouting outside was very angry, and seemed to be a little crazy because of the media around him. He knocked on the door even harder: "Is anyone there? Someone just called the police and said there was a disturbance here!"

If Mr. Erdan was still awake, with his 'mayor halo' still on and a bunch of messy henchmen around him, then he only needed to glare at them and they would scatter…but now he was in a situation where a tiger was trapped in plain land and being bullied by dogs. Not only was the sleeping Erdan helpless against these guys, but even if he appeared in the evening live broadcast with this face, even if he complained bitterly after he sobered up and even shut down this crappy TV, his devilish appearance, which was similar to that of Uncle Qiu, would be deeply engraved in everyone's mind and in the hard drives of bilibili. It was guaranteed that within half a month, his official career would end and he would embark on the path of becoming a ghost-animal internet celebrity.

The most urgent thing is to rush these guys out the door and send them back to where they came from...

"Open the door!" The police officer must have been annoyed by the onlookers. Surrounded by the chattering crowd and the live broadcast cameras, he wanted to be brave and kick the door open, kick the vicious and despicable criminal in his imagination, and shout "It's noon."

What should I do? What should I do?

I was getting extremely anxious when suddenly the cell phone in my pocket rang - it was 'Mr. Zhang Erdan' calling!

Needless to say! It must be Mr. Qiu!

I picked up the phone as if I had grabbed a life-saving straw: "Hello, hello, hello! Uncle Qiu! It's bad, I don't know who called the police, and now the police are here! And the TV station is here too!"

Uncle Qiu's voice sounded a little lazy, as if he was not in a hurry at all: "Oh, the police are here?"

Bah! You are so carefree and far away from the fire! I was so angry that my teeth itched, "If you don't come, I will hand over Erdan, and then report the counterfeiting den in your communication room! No matter what Beibei Jingjing welcomes you in there, I will take all the blame!"

"Don't worry!" The monster was very anxious. "Don't let those guys in. I'll go back right away and make sure you're okay!"

Huh? This old guy is so arrogant? Is he still the "Mountain Moving Taoist" who would rush into the alley with his bag when he saw the urban management?

"Yushan..." He was probably afraid that I wouldn't believe him, so he lowered his voice and said mysteriously, "I called Erdan's secretary, and he's bailed me out of the hotel and is on his way to you..." He laughed, "Don't be afraid, we'll back you up! Just keep stalling for time!"

Damn it, you are still the same old trick of pretending to be powerful... And what the hell is "bailed out of the hotel"? Why are you so proficient in using words...