Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 107

Teamfight

The Thirteen Women's Band formed a circle and surrounded Mr. Zhang Erdan, who had a confused look on his face, with a fierce look on his face.

Mr. Zhang Erdan's tongue was a little knotted due to shock and confusion, and he couldn't speak clearly:

"You...what are you doing?"

Zhang Erdan's eyes widened in horror, and he looked at the group of middle-aged women who were either as fat as balls or as skinny as monkeys with trepidation. He seemed to sense something called "murderous aura"...

"Go!" One of the members shouted.

Zhang Erdan was, after all, an elite in the officialdom. Even though he was very drunk, he could tell that these guys were very aggressive and powerful. He was so scared that he ran away without saying a word.

If there were a few passers-by at this time, shouting "You bastard official, give me your life!" How dare you tease a decent woman!", Erdan would probably cry.

Seeing that this guy actually wanted to leave, a skinny old lady rolled up her sleeves and yelled, "Where are you going to run away, rascal!"

Holding an iron-cased tape recorder from the 1980s, she instantly exploded with destructive power that was inconsistent with her skinny body. She turned three times on the spot and threw the tape recorder in her hand out violently like throwing a shot put, hitting Mr. Erdan's back of the head fiercely and accurately...

Poor Erdan staggered and nearly had his eyeballs popped out. He covered his head and screamed, his eyes went dark, his legs froze, and he seemed to be in a state of dizziness...

TMD! Isn't this the Storm Hammer of the Hill King in World of Warcraft?

350 points of damage, stun for five seconds...

I was completely confused - hey, this is clearly a skill!

This old lady’s style is that of Blizzard!

Unfortunately, the iron-shell recorder did not appear out of thin air. After hitting Mr. Erdan, it fell to the ground weakly and looked quietly at the younger speaker next to it.

The little trumpet intentionally or unintentionally mocked his predecessor: "Specialized recycling of old home appliances, stainless steel basins..."

Poor Erdan's eyes went dark, and he seemed to have completely lost his sense of direction. He stretched out his hand and groped forward unsteadily...

Following this goal, in three seconds, his dirty hands will touch the sagging breasts of an old lady in front of him...

The old lady in front of him screamed, as if she was more convinced that this guy had bad behavior, and that he touched everyone he saw in a weird and obscene manner. So she reached out and took out her own magic weapon from the corridor beside her.

mop.

Zhang Erdan had hit a dead end...

This hero is Aunt Lin, the deputy coach of the 800,000 square dance aunties. With many years of experience in cleaning large supermarkets, her skills with the mop are unmatched.

Aunt Lin muttered, "I'll beat you to death, you bastard," and swung the mop towards him.

If she really pressed the mop in her hand against Erdan's face, it would definitely be as fast as an electric drill and instantly peel off a layer of skin from him.

But Aunt Lin was really a kind-hearted person. She did not use the spear in her hand to "attack the dragon directly". Instead, she poked Erdan in the chest and pushed him back into the encirclement.

Erdan didn't know that his life had just been through the gates of hell and the door of a Korean plastic surgery hospital. He staggered after being pushed by Aunt Lin, and ran out in a different direction while crying...

However, before he could run a few steps, an old lady with a solemn face suddenly appeared from behind him, taking small steps like a ghost, and approached him closely...

This move of light skill was transformed from the Space Walk. After being localized in socialism, it became a necessary concealed move for square aunties and back-window class teachers.

Mr. Erdan was unaware that someone was following him. He only felt a dry, stick-like foot giving him a fierce kick in the crotch...

So the battle ended with an extremely miserable cry...

This scene left me completely bewildered and my back felt cold. A strange sense of déjà vu suddenly made me realize the truth of the matter.

A stun skill hammered over, the warrior grabbed the target, and finally the thief sneaked up behind and delivered a fatal blow...

Damn...Except for the lack of a mage, isn't this the rhythm of a team battle?

I looked at this lively scene with a bit of a laugh and tears in my eyes. The idlers in the community leaned out of the windows and cheered. This is how you should deal with those guys who destroy the harmony of the community, cut off their descendants and not let a single one survive!

Poor Mr. Erdan was crying and snotting, covering his body parts and wailing on the ground with hissing breath. The poor guy was usually so majestic, and he never dreamed that he would be beaten into a cripple by a group of Liangshan heroes in such a community full of unruly people.

Next to Mr. Erdan, who was crying bitterly, a trumpet was also lying on the ground, weakly singing a passage from the White-Haired Girl to suit the situation: "The north wind is blowing... the snowflakes are floating..."

Aunt Wang separated the sisters who were watching and walked up to Erdan, looking down at him with her arms folded across her chest. She was not happy at all and said, "We haven't seen each other for many years, and you're calling me a bitch right away. What do you mean?"

"Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding!" Mr. Erdan cried out in pain, with a sincere look on his face, "I, I just wanted to..."

"Recycling old color TVs, old furniture..." the little trumpet explained promptly.

Aunt Wang picked it up from the ground, turned off the annoying noisy recording, played with it for a while, and her face suddenly changed: "Is this thing Lao Qiu's?"

Damn it! It’s going to be bad!

Aunt Wang's face became increasingly gloomy, and she squinted at Erdan, "So, you were introduced by Lao Qiu? Did this guy accept your favor and let you in to see me?"

Hey, this is bad! The relationship between Aunt Wang and Uncle Qiu is already quite delicate, this rhythm, is it going to add fuel to the fire?

If someone you once liked broke up with you and then accepted benefits from others and supported others to seduce you, would you be furious?

I rushed over and said, "Aunt Wang, it's not like that! Let me explain..."

At this moment, a siren sounded in the distance, and two police cars slowly drove in from the gate of the community...

Following behind them were two interview cars with "XXTV" printed on them...

I broke out in a cold sweat when I saw it. Which unlucky kid was not satisfied with what he saw and actually dared to call the police... Bah, dare to call the police?

Calling the police would be fine, but what was that interview car trying to do?

This XXTV is the unscrupulous TV station that Shitong and I had a big fight over last time. It broadcasts advertisements about infertility and psoriasis all day long. Instead of being ashamed of it, they are proud of it.

I guess these idle paparazzi recently snapped their heads and staked out the police station, preparing to follow and interview some neighborhood fight and dispute and hype it up into a big news story...

I looked at Mr. Erdan, who was breathing more than he was breathing, and felt a little nervous. This guy is the mayor after all... Although his status and luck have plummeted since he got involved with Uncle Qiu, we should at least give him some face, right?

I struggled to carry Mayor Zhang and walked desperately into the building...