Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 109

Crooked tricks

"Open the door!" The door was pounded loudly. "Who was making trouble just now? Come out and come back to the police station to give a statement!" The police officer's voice was a little annoyed.

It is estimated that he rarely gets the rejection, and this time he was in front of the live reporters, so naturally he felt a little embarrassed. With the camera pointed at you, how can you not pretend to be cool?

But I think it's totally unnecessary... Because every 1:30 seconds of that crappy TV, there will be a 2-minute commercial, where an old man with a subtle lewd smile will come out and tell in dialect how he lived a happy and lively old age with the help of XX special medicine...

I know he can't just kick the door and barge in just because someone is pointing fingers at him, yelling something like "put your hands up"... He doesn't have a search warrant, and he's not a detective trying to catch a criminal. If he really damages my door, he'll probably have to pay for it out of his own pocket...

Moreover, this guy would not dare to act rashly in front of the media and residents of the community... At most, he would rely on his status to scare law-abiding citizens.

After all, I am half-apprentice of Mr. Qiu, so I am not completely ignorant of these things.

As long as he refused to open the door and waited for Mr. Qiu and Erdan's secretary to come to the rescue, everything would be OK... He absolutely could not let poor Erdan be broadcasted live on the TV...

What should I do? The knocks on the door became more and more urgent, and the attitude of the police outside the door became more and more irritable. Taoyao and Xiaomei looked at me somewhat at a loss - after all, the two girls were still timid, and they would always panic easily when encountering such things.

"Brother Yushan...let's open the door..." Xiaomei looked at me in panic.

"Absolutely not!" I waved my hands hastily, pointing at poor Erdan. "If he is picked up and lectured by the police who don't know the truth, and a live broadcast is broadcast to accuse him of sexually harassing middle-aged women, this guy will never be able to stay in this city again!"

Bah... I have to think of a way to pretend that I know nothing about this and make the guys outside the door give up the idea of ​​falling in...

I suddenly had an idea and thought of a dirty trick... so I ran into the house and took out my notebook...

Outside the door, a bored photographer was aiming his camera at the door frame. The reporter looked at his watch in boredom, and estimated that the old man who interrupted the commercial had finished explaining the causes and consequences of his impotence and reiterated the effects of XX aphrodisiac, so he patted his cheek again and started the live broadcast with a serious face: "Viewers, although the police have shown sufficient patience, the criminal who is suspected of disturbing public order and molesting middle-aged and elderly women is still hiding in this room and has not shown up."

I'm on TV! I'm on TV! Many residents of the community waved their hands behind the reporter, stood on tiptoe and puffed out their chests, and surrounded the entire entrance.

The most pitiful one was the policeman standing at the door... He glanced hatefully at the spitting reporters and couldn't help wiping his sweat.

It was just an ordinary drunk who got into a dispute. He should have been taken home to sober up, write a statement and receive some education. But, damn, this was broadcast live, as if it was an attack on a drug den or a drug workshop...

The policeman took off his cap and wiped his sweat. He was about to continue shouting when suddenly, a strange sound came from behind the door...

“Mmm…Ah! Ah! Ah!…Pa pa pa, pa pa pa!”

Woman, a woman's moan?

And the noise in the room was getting louder and louder, more and more hysterical, and even roaring with a mysterious joy...

For a moment, everyone's neck froze, and their eyes stared at the door...

"Ah! Ah! Yamete..."

The policeman's hand stopped in mid-air as he was about to knock on the door... He turned his head in a daze and looked at the others suspiciously: "Hey, who is the person living in there?"

The woman inside moaned even louder. Several male onlookers stared at each other with extremely awkward expressions: "From what I hear, is this... Hatano Yui?"

The reporter wiped his sweat in embarrassment and quickly signaled to the broadcast crew to cut off the discordant broadcast and insert a commercial featuring an old man with a lewd smile on his face.

I guess many viewers who didn’t know the truth were so angry that they wanted to smash the TV… Just now, the police were filmed about to kick the door, and there were mysterious moans of sexy women behind the door. I guess it was a live anti-pornography program… But when I took off my pants and was about to watch it, suddenly a smiling old man jumped out, speaking in dialect, and told you earnestly how to treat impotence…

Fuck! I took off my pants and you play this for me?

"Whoever's inside, open the door..." The police officer stared at the door hesitantly and didn't knock again, as if it was contaminated with some strange germs. "What are you doing in there?"

His tone no longer had any fierceness in it...it even sounded a little cowardly.

"Who's shouting outside!" I yelled in mock anger, "I'm having a great time! Why are you making so much noise?"

"No... No, sorry..." The policeman wiped his sweat, "Someone called the police just now, saying that there was a drunk man disturbing the residents in the community and suspected of harassing women... Later someone said that a young man helped him to this room..."

"I don't know!" I snorted maliciously, "Don't bother me while I'm doing my job! I'm having a great time!"

Mixed with the sexy moans of AV actresses and the miserable barking of a puppy could be heard in the room, making the people around them open their eyes wide - what the hell, what the hell was going on in there?

Hey, if you have the guts, open the door!

"Dear viewers!" The host said righteously, "As for what happened in this room and why there were animals screaming and making strange noises, this station will continue to broadcast it for you. Don't leave. Come back right after the commercial!"

I listened carefully to the sounds outside the door through the door panel. I guess the curious people in front of the TV would curse at the old man with a lewd smile on his face in the advertisement.

I wiped the sweat from my forehead and gently put the computer in my hand on the ground.

Damn... this trick is really too dirty... but it doesn't matter how long it lasts!

I looked at my sister and Xiaomei next to me with a guilty conscience. Xiaomei listened to the hard moans of the actress on the computer, her face flushed with shame, she lowered her head and dared not look here, but secretly glanced at me; while my sister looked at the big scene on my computer that made her ears blush and her heart turn hot, and couldn't help showing a disdainful expression, and turned her head away slightly.

Hey! Please don't look at me like that! I was trying to save people too!

And Goudan, stop yelling! Damn, this thing I put on the speaker is enough, okay? What are you so excited about!

I glared at the puppy helplessly, rolled my eyes, and anxiously cursed the dawdling Mr. Qiu.

The knock on the door started again, and this time the police officer's tone seemed a little angry: "If you don't open the door, I'll kick it open!"

Mr. Erdan turned over in his sleep, ignorantly and happily, and even groaned and muttered the name of orchids...

It’s all your fault, you bastard… I looked at him angrily.

If I was really forced to open the door, I would put the computer in front of this guy and sprinkle some white yogurt on his pants... I imagined it maliciously.

But at this moment, a hoarse voice suddenly came from outside the door: "Who is yelling? Who is yelling? Get out of here! I'm the gatekeeper of the community!"

In an instant, tears streamed down my face... I felt that this sound was even more passionate than the moans of AV actresses.

Old comrade...

You are finally here!