Animals also race cars?
"This dog...has a bit of a weird personality..." Zhao Yuelong looked at Tao Yao strangely, "Are you sure you want this one?"
Hey, sister, what's wrong with you? Being nudged on the chest by a puppy and secretly molested, has your breastfeeding instinct been awakened?
I had a bad feeling, so I quickly chimed in: "Yeah, look at this guy, he looks so carefree and lazy, how can he be a dog? Bad review!"
When this guy heard me scolding it, it actually put its paws on my sister's chest, slapping them to feel the elasticity. It turned its head and looked at me proudly, with an expression that said "come and try if you dare", which made me very angry.
"I don't let it guard the door!" The younger sister looked at the fellow lovingly, gently held it to her face, and rubbed the puppy affectionately. The puppy stuck out its tongue with a "silly and cute" look on its face, and gently licked the younger sister's beautiful lips...
Didn't lick it!
The boy was obviously stunned. In front of him was my palm, like an iron curtain, firmly blocking the dog's head and my sister's face.
"You keep licking me, how dirty!" I smiled and picked it up, holding it in my arms and pouting at it: "Come on, what's so great about picking up girls! Give me a kiss if you dare!"
This guy showed a disgusted expression without hesitation, snorted softly and turned his head away.
I whispered in its ear: "If you take advantage of my sister again, I will rub chili oil on your anus... and you will just lick yourself while whimpering and spinning!"
Although the kid didn't understand what I was saying, he seemed to sense an invisible murderous aura in my arms. He struggled hard with his dog paws to crawl out, whimpering softly as he crawled.
"Hey! Stop bullying the dog!" Taoyao pouted in dissatisfaction and hurriedly snatched it from my arms. The puppy seemed to have been granted amnesty. It licked Taoyao's face desperately, pretending to be a pure grateful face, and bared its teeth at me in dissatisfaction.
"Hey, hey, what are you holding in your mouth? Does your mother know?" I rolled my eyes and looked at Maomao who was busy feeding. Maomao looked at me helplessly, with an expression that showed that he was doomed to failure.
After the other brothers and sisters finished their meal, they began to bite and play with each other. Some even hugged each other and rolled on the ground.
I pointed at these cute and normal puppies and glared at the kid in Taoyao's arms, "Look, this is real life! You lost at the starting line!"
The puppy acted as if he didn't want to pay attention to me.
"What should we name him?" Tao Yao seemed completely fascinated by the puppy. She held its paw and waved it up and down, and even gave it a kiss.
"Li Goudan!" I waved my hand.
Zhao Yuelong chuckled: "That's too ugly, isn't it? And why is your dog's last name Li?"
"Don't listen to him!" Tao Yao hurriedly hugged the puppy tightly and whispered in its ear with a smile: "What should I call you? Such a cute little baby, should I call you Beibei?"
I don't know why the hollow and weird smile of the antique Fuwa "Beibei" suddenly emerged in my mind. My heart trembled involuntarily, and I coughed a few times in a hurry, pretending to be majestic: "Taoyao, I am the head of the family, and I have to be the one to name it!"
Taoyao's face turned red, as if she suddenly remembered that I was still her nominal boyfriend. She couldn't be more dominant, so she could only glance at me helplessly and nodded obediently: "Just don't call me Li Goudan."
"Well," I nodded solemnly, touching the little guy's head and looking into his eyes, "Then, I will call you Lin Goudan!"
This little guy looked like he was about to pee...
After a while, we said goodbye to Zhao Yuelong. After I promised to "save Anqi" with my chest patted, she finally reluctantly sent us out of her house. The golden retriever behind him silently watched his most fucked-up son being taken away, and surprisingly didn't say anything. He just barked twice in protest, and then followed us with a helpless expression.
This is very unscientific...
Because according to my memory, when you hold a puppy, you must keep its owner away, otherwise it will really fight with you.
I looked at Goudan with some helplessness: "Poor Goudan...your mother doesn't want you anymore..."
Goudan didn't care at all. He just lay in his sister's arms and pushed his head into her clothes, which made her shy and hit his head with her hand as a punishment.
This... is really a lack of reflection!
Do you long for motherly love?
No, I crave... ahem.
We carried this "cute" little guy back home, and when Xiaomei saw the cute Lin Goudan, she screamed as if her sensitive part was poked, and rushed over to hug the little guy.
Hey, hey! Stop it! Don't hug me! That guy is a hooligan!
I almost saw Goudan grinning, sticking out his tongue, and rushing towards the ignorant Xiaomei's plump breasts...
But to my surprise, Lin Goudan actually jumped off Taoyao's chest the first time, and instead of asking for a hug, he rushed to Xiaomei's legs, kept looking up and sticking out his tongue with a smile, while holding her slender calves and climbing up clumsily...
Hey, why doesn't this guy touch my breasts anymore?
Did he repent and become a dog again?
I was stunned for three seconds... and then suddenly realized that Xiaomei was wearing a nightgown...
Oh shit!
For a moment, I felt inferior to a dog!
Oh my god! Old driver, please give me your perspective!
Xiaomei squatted down happily, leaned forward and stretched out her hand to it: "Puppy, come here and hug me!"
This is the opportunity Lin Goudan has been waiting for!
Until this moment, I finally burst into tears and realized that the revolutionary compatriot I brought into my home was so noble and broad-minded...
Goudan quickly went behind Xiaomei, gently bit the hem of her skirt with his mouth... then he jumped up and lifted it up!
ah……
How long did this beautiful moment last?
have no idea……
But the shy scream of the girl and the hastily covered scenery at that moment were forever reflected in the hearts of the man and the dog...
I looked at the little comrade with tearful eyes. The little comrade stuck out his tongue and showed a barely perceptible smile...
This is a noble dog, a dog that has escaped from vulgarity, a dog that is passionate about philosophy...
Xiaomei covered her skirt awkwardly and looked at me a little bewildered.
"I, I didn't see anything!" I waved my hands quickly.
My sister glared at me. Although she didn't say anything, she seemed to blame me for Goudan's crime...
"Close the door first, don't let others find out that we have a dog!" I coughed and quickly changed the subject...
But it was still too late.
"Lin Yushan..." A voice called out from the door. No one was there, but a chest as big as a football appeared at the corner of the door frame...
Goudan's eyes lit up, and he desperately ran towards the target that made him crazy... When I shouted to stop him, everything was over...
The excited Goudan rushed to the door, but for a moment he was frozen like a stone...
I can imagine how it feels right now...it must be devastated...
Aunt Wang, who was as big as a walrus, lowered her head and let out a scream of surprise that could have cracked glass: "Hey! Puppy! Come here and give me a hug!"
Then she bent down, stuffed the poor classmate Goudan into her arms, and squeezed and tortured him... Her breasts, which were as big as footballs, pressed hard on Goudan's face, causing him to scream loudly...
A new driver was killed in a car accident...
I silently mourned for Goudan in my heart...
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