Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 103

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What the hell?

Seduce me?

Let me make a mistake?

Why does this plot have the flavor of an anti-Japanese drama?

I was a little confused, looking at classmate Zhao Zilong stupidly...

"Seduce me...how do you do it..."

Zhao Yuelong looked around a little worriedly, "I, I don't know either... Anyway... Anyway, you better be careful!"

I have a bad feeling - I guess this girl is going to play some tricks, like taking off your pants to seduce you, then suddenly snatching your belt away, crying that there's a pervert here or something like that...

Of course, she might also use some electronic equipment to record the misleading footage, and then cry to Sister An Ru directly, describing me as unforgivable and evil, and doubly erasing me from a social and moral perspective.

Thinking of this, I can't help but break out in a cold sweat...

Amitabha, the world is treacherous...

She looked at me reluctantly, "If possible... please ask Anqi to change her mind... and come back to me..."

"You, did you 'do something'?" Tao Yao looked at Zhao Yuelong curiously, as if she had an inexplicable interest in same-sex racing together.

"No, no!" She was so scared that she quickly waved her hands, then blushed a little, "Angelica likes a lot of people... I'm just one of them..." Her eyes were a little resentful.

"Tsk tsk, he doesn't even want such a good child, and instead goes out and flirts with other kids all day long. I really need to teach this guy a lesson." I sighed.

My sister rolled her eyes at me from behind, with an expression that said, "How dare you criticize others?" She rolled her eyes and looked at Zhao Yuelong with a sly smile: "I said, you ruined my skirt, and asked my brother to help you win back An Qi's favor... Don't you know how to show some appreciation?" Tao Yao put her hands on her hips and looked at her.

Hello! What kind of bicycle do you want?

Zhao Yuelong was stunned for a moment, then she took two steps back with her arms around her chest in surprise, as if she was afraid of being raped by Tao Yao: "You, what do you want?"

"Don't worry, I'm not Angel Lin Yushan, and I have no interest in your body." Tao Yao rolled her eyes, "Didn't your dog give birth to puppies? Can you give me a puppy?"

What?

I almost jumped up and shouted, "Absolutely not! Absolutely not!"

The two girls were startled. Tao Yao looked at me unhappily: "Hey, what are you yelling for?"

I looked anxious, and I felt as if the countdown of the nuclear bomb was held in Wang Er's hand. I couldn't help but feel frightened. "Raising a dog means feeding it, cleaning its poop, taking it for a walk, and giving it vaccinations... It's hard enough for me to raise you at home. If I raise a dog, I'll really be at my knees!"

My sister was unconvinced: "I will feed it, bathe it, and clean up its poop! Don't bother me!"

Ouch... I felt so bitter that I finally understood the mentality of parents who advise their children not to keep dogs - you can't even cook, so how can you feed a dog?

Besides, how can I live if there is a single guy sitting at home doing nothing and gets angry and attacks everyone at any time?

Also, when a large dog is in heat, sometimes it dares to harass people if they don't agree with it... When this guy grows up and hugs your legs for sex, what should I do then? Should I beat him to death or drag him out to be castrated?

Besides, although there is no rule in our community that prohibits raising dogs, the security guard, Mr. Qiu, and a few shady people might think of dog meat hotpot after dinner...

I broke out in a cold sweat and thought to myself that I must dissuade my sister from having this dangerous idea.

But this girl seemed to be getting excited and wanted to go against me. She pouted and took Zhao Yuelong's hand: "Let's go, I have to see what the puppy looks like today!"

After a while...

We were facing a group of puppies huddled together, nuzzling each other, sniffing each other, all very cute. Taoyao's eyes lit up and her heart was melted by their cuteness.

The poor golden retriever probably knew the stranger's intention to stare at her puppies. She looked at Taoyao anxiously, then turned to look at me with an aggrieved and pleading expression on her face.

I shrugged at it. "Sorry... you'll have to talk to her about this..."

The golden retriever lowered his head and whined. The puppies smelled their mother's scent and crawled towards her with their butts sticking out, pushing and shoving each other for milk.

"Brother!" Taoyao grabbed my hand excitedly, and it seemed that her IQ had been restored to the level of elementary school. "Look, look, that puppy is so cute!"

“Cute, cute…” I felt a little overwhelmed. “Let’s go after we finish watching. Don’t be a single dog!”

Zhao Yuelong looked at Tao Yao cautiously: "Whichever one you like, you can take it out and hug it."

I glanced at the group of puppies, wondering which poor fellow would end up in our house, hanging out with Lin Taoyao, Aunt Wang, and Uncle Qiu, hanging out in the square dance crowds and public toilets at night, howling and venting his anger...

"Look, this one!" Tao Yao screamed, "This one is so big! So cute!"

"That dog takes one nipple after another. It belongs to the real class. No! It's annoying!" I firmly refused.

Tao Yao frowned, then her eyes lit up and she shouted again: "Look, look! What about this one? It's so pretty!"

My eyes lit up. This kid was indeed very handsome and attractive.

"Ah, that one is a male." Zhao Yuelong smiled.

Shit! Transvestite! I was shocked and shook my head quickly, "No, no! Don't set a bad tone in the house!"

My sister kept picking and choosing, but she always seemed dissatisfied...

Just then, I suddenly saw a dog squatting in the corner, alone and lonely!

While its brothers and sisters were fighting for the right to the nipple, this guy was actually squinting his eyes and looking coldly at these humble mammals!

Oh shit!

What is he doing?

The puppy turned its head and looked at something curiously… I followed its gaze…this dog was actually watching a commercial on TV!

On TV, an underwear model was posing and showing off her proud body...

Damn it! People are just drinking milk, but you are feeding them mentally! Are you a philosopher?

I was shocked by this dog's weird thoughts and cold style, so I squatted down and clapped my hands at him: "Come here! Come here!"

This guy walked over slowly, raised his head and looked at me suspiciously, with a look of disdain on his face, and even uttered a "humph"...

I don't know why I suddenly lost the desire to hug it...

On the contrary, I want to give it a hard kick...

My sister also noticed this guy. She happily squatted down and stretched out her arms to it, "Come here! Hug me!"

This kid suddenly seemed to have had an orgasm. He made a silly and cute face and roared as he rushed towards his sister. He threw himself into her arms and used his dog nose to desperately sniff Tao Yao's chest, revealing an intoxicated expression...

Ah... do you desire power?

No, I crave... ahem.

I was bewildered as I watched this guy act like a winner in life and wantonly take advantage of my sister. Before I could scold him, my sister shouted in ecstasy:

"I want this guy!"

I was confused...

It seems that it is time to call on the magical Mr. Qiu to teach this kid a lesson...