The Root of All Evil
We turned our heads away awkwardly, and saw a girl behind us looking at us bewilderedly. She stood there stupidly and dazed, as if she was ready to run away at any moment.
The woods were too dark for us to see who she was.
"What are you looking at!" The younger sister screamed in shame and anger, "You've never seen a fight in the wild? Go away!"
I rolled my eyes and couldn't help but laugh - my sister was afraid that others would see her behavior, but she could even come up with this excuse...
But the weird thing was that when the other party heard Taoyao's cry, he was stunned for a few seconds and responded tentatively: "Lin Taoyao? Is it Lin Taoyao?"
Oops...I bumped into someone I know...
Taoyao and I exchanged a glance, and I saw a look of astonishment written all over her face. She grabbed my collar tightly and yelled at me, "He's my classmate! You better think of a way! This is so embarrassing!"
"Hey, what can I do? Who told you to yell about 'field battle' just now?"
"Lin Taoyao? Is that you?" The girl came closer and closer, and Taoyao became more and more panicked...so she began to take off my pants more desperately.
I hurriedly pulled her away, growling angrily, "What are you doing! Don't drag me into the water if you are embarrassed!"
"Give me my pants!" She looked at me through gritted teeth, "I don't want to embarrass myself in front of my classmates!"
"Hey, hey! Is it okay for me to embarrass myself?" I held on to my pants with all my might and refused to let go, swearing to defend my chastity and integrity along with the waistband of my pants to the death.
"She! She's a lesbian!" the younger sister yelled, "Let go, she's not interested in you! No one wants to see you naked! You won't lose anything if they see you!"
Lace edge?
Lesbian? Really?
I sighed in my heart and decided to sacrifice the pawns to save the chariot. Never mind, I will not care about my reputation today...
So I took off my pants, handed them to my sister, and then I did the Asian squat on the spot, holding my head and squatting to defend myself, reducing my size to hide the fact that I was only wearing underwear.
If another Mr. Qiu showed up at this time, pointed at me and yelled, "Who pooped in the park?", I would really want to die.
Taoyao changed my pants at almost the speed of light, and hesitantly called to the girl: "Zhao Yuelong, what do you want?"
The girl hesitated and stopped not far from us: "I...my Maomao stole a skirt from somewhere...I saw it run away from here, so I came here to look for the owner..." The girl's voice was a little stuttering, "Is this your skirt?" The girl stretched out her hand and shook the cloth in her hand.
"Yes!" The younger sister breathed a sigh of relief, but there was some displeasure in her voice, "After all this trouble, is that your dog?"
"I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!" The girl walked over here awkwardly, apologizing while trying to return the skirt to Tao Yao...
"Don't come over here!" I shouted hurriedly, squatting on the ground and croaking like a frog, scaring the girl so much that she stepped back repeatedly.
"He, who is he?" Zhao Yuelong pointed at me on the ground and screamed.
Tao Yao looked like she had a toothache, "Uh, this is mine..."
"Brother," I added promptly, fearing that this girl would make up something in front of outsiders, "I am Taoyao's brother... my name is Lin Yushan."
"Lin Yushan... Lin Yushan?" Zhao Yuelong repeated to herself several times, and her face suddenly changed: "Are you the 'NYH leader'? The man who stole An Qi's sister?" She suddenly looked inexplicably awed, and looked me up and down.
What's so good about my squatting posture? Do I look like Daniel Wu from this angle? Gul'dan, are you kidding me...
I couldn't help but feel a little confused. Who on earth was this guy...
"I, I am... No, no... My game name is 'Zhao Zilong in the Clouds'..." Zhao Yuelong's voice was as thin as a mosquito's buzz because of shyness.
Zhao Zilong in the Clouds?
Angel's deputy when they were besieging the three funny guys?
Ah! I slapped my head and remembered this unlucky kid: "Are you the guy who has a crush on An Qi?"
I looked her up and down and couldn't help but sigh, "Such a good girl, how could she go down a path of no return..."
"Wait a minute?" My sister jumped out and looked at me in shock. "Do you know Anqi? The witch?"
I was a little confused, "Yeah...how did you know..." I finally figured out the relationship, and couldn't help but feel a little weird, "Ah, you guys are all classmates!"
Damn! Perverts and weirdos come in groups! I almost forgot about this.
"We are all in the same class," Zhao Yuelong promptly explained the relationships between the characters. I felt that the complexity was comparable to a rural romance movie with over 10 GB in length. "I am An Qi's ex-lover..." Her expression was somewhat aggrieved, as if she looked pitiful after her husband cheated on her. "Then, I don't know how, An Qi suddenly fell in love with your sister... and then..."
What?
Addicted to...addicted to...
"Stop, stop!" I screamed, "What the hell? Obsessed with my sister?" I turned my head and looked at Tao Yao in shock.
Taoyao blushed for a moment, then deliberately put on a righteous expression and turned her head away, unwilling to look at me.
"Taoyao, I didn't expect you to be this kind of sister!" I hugged my knees in grief.
"I didn't do anything stupid!" Tao Yao squeezed out words from between her teeth, glaring at Zhao Yuelong fiercely, as if she was annoyed that she had exposed her dark history. "That witch An Qi flirted with girls everywhere, kissed girls forcefully, touched their breasts all day long, and was greedy for Xiao Mei's looks, planning to make a move on her... I had no choice but to come forward and 'tease' her a bit... Who knew that the crazy woman would start to flirt with me instead, making me so annoyed every day..."
Zhao Yuelong looked at Tao Yao with resentment, just like the expression of a neglected wife looking at a mistress.
Wow!
Tease!
What do you usually do? Don't you study?
If you have the ability, open the door. If you have the ability, snatch the man...
No! This is too much!
I have to put a stop to this evil trend!
I coughed solemnly and stared at Zhao Yuelong, "Give me back my skirt! Otherwise I'll be left with nothing to wear underneath!"
Zhao Yuelong was startled and almost threw the skirt in her hand to the ground: "This skirt...is yours?"
I almost fainted...
After a moment, I finally pulled up my pants and stood up like a man.
"My skirt is torn!" Tao Yao glared at Zhao Yuelong angrily. At this moment, her golden retriever also returned to her side and lowered its head obediently beside its master, completely losing its previous arrogant look.
"Yes, I'm sorry!" Zhao Yuelong apologized in panic, "She just gave birth to a baby, and she's not in a good mood..."
"Puppy?" My sister's eyes sparkled with excitement. "I want to see the puppy!"
Zhao Yuelong hurriedly nodded in agreement.
"Hey!" I held up my waistband in annoyance, "We haven't finished talking about the previous topic yet! What the hell is that girl Anqi doing! Why is she involved in everything?"
Zhao Yuelong bit her lip, as if she had made up her mind, and bowed to me: "Brother Yushan... Although Anqi asked me to keep it a secret... I still decided to tell you..."
"What's wrong?" I had a bad feeling.
"Angel...she wants to seduce you...to make you make a mistake..."
A cold sweat ran down my back...
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