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Psychological shadow

After a moment.

Xiaomei stared at Goudan nervously, then looked up at me in confusion: "Why isn't the puppy eating?"

Ah... After something like that, you'd be lucky not to die...

This kid won't be able to recover in the short term...

I looked at Goudan with pity. He was staring at the bowl of milk in front of him, looking as confused and dull as Wang Er looking at an ant. He seemed to have begun to think about the ultimate meaning of philosophy...

Where is this place? What have I been through?

I'm a little worried - I wonder if there is such a thing as "psychological trauma" for dogs?

I patted the boy's head, coughed and pretended to be experienced: "Man, this little hurdle is nothing! Don't cry, Gou Dan! Stand up and masturbate!"

Goudan gave me a miserable smile and lay on the ground.

I can only say that this move is indeed incredibly powerful. Aunt Wang's facial cleanser is said to take your life. Countless men have knelt before this move. Of course, its meaning has completely changed since Aunt Wang gained weight in middle age.

At this moment, Aunt Wang, the instigator of the incident, was giggling and telling Taoyao how to raise a dog.

"If it doesn't listen and starts barking and biting people, you can tell me." She patted her plump chest, "I have a way to train dogs! I guarantee that in two or three days, it will be obedient and silent!"

Well, I understand... If one day I want to persecute Goudan to death, I will consider your proposal. I thought silently, with a sly smile on my face, and turned to look at Goudan: "Listen, you dare not obey?"

Goudan's ears drooped beside his head. He was so scared that his whole body shrank into a trembling ball. He looked at me with a humble and pleading expression on his face.

"Oh, by the way, don't let your uncle Qiu see this guy!" Aunt Wang's expression suddenly became alert, "That guy was a professional dog thief!"

"Got it!" I nodded. "I'll take the dog for vaccination tomorrow..." I turned my head and looked at it with a half-smile. "I really don't have much experience in training dogs... If it really doesn't work, Aunt Wang, please take the trouble to help..."

Classmate Goudan let out a scream, ran away in all directions, twisted his butt and went into Taoyao's room and refused to come out.

Aunt Wang looked at us with emotion and said, "Although our community does not prohibit keeping dogs, you still have to be careful and don't kill people... If you have anything to say, tell me, don't hold it in!"

I nodded with emotion, and my favorability towards Aunt Wang increased by another five points... I dare say that if Aunt Wang was younger and not so fat, she would definitely be an enthusiastic and energetic girl...

But now... he is just a low-key final boss.

Yes, that's right... In ancient times, when gods still existed, the hero Qiu Da Ye raised the banner of resistance against the devil, but in the end he unexpectedly discovered that his devil was his own sister... In the end, he gave up killing because of love, but was betrayed by the boss and imprisoned in the community communication room for many years, living on dog-skin plasters and fortune-telling begging, waiting for the arrival of the next hero...

Zhang Erdan, the former partner of the hero, also left in anger due to differences in attitude towards the Demon King, and finally became the lord of a city. Many years later, he pretended to wait for the arrival of the hero, but in fact he had ulterior motives towards the Demon King.


The next brave man and his sister set out on a journey, where they met the wretched wizard Li Shiming, the devout believer Wang Er and other partners, and they set out on an adventure together...

However, no one knows that the kind lady the hero met in the Novice Village is actually the Demon King who has been hiding for many years...

Damn, this bloody plot...

I suddenly understood how those YY online articles were mass-produced... MDZZ, give me an afternoon, I can write three...

I watched Aunt Wang and a group of sisters walking towards the square with their tape recorders in their hands, shouting and yelling, and I felt a little strange...

Well, I don't know why, but I feel a little nervous.

The two girls ran into the house to comfort poor Goudan. I turned on the TV out of boredom and stared at the psoriasis advertisements and painless abortions for half an hour before I suddenly realized what I was worried about.

Oh! Seeing Aunt Wang suddenly reminded me of Uncle Qiu and his two bottles of "Industrial Moutai"...

Could this stuff really have killed Mr. Zhang Erdan?

Hey, hey... Zhang Erdan is the mayor after all, so he is a BOSS anyway. If you get him drunk and make him disabled just because of a disagreement, I guess Mr. Qiu's identity as the BOSS of the dark world can no longer be concealed.

I was in a daze when the phone in my pocket suddenly vibrated, which scared me. I opened the phone and saw that the mayor, Mr. Erdan, had called me!

"Hey...what's wrong?" I was a little nervous, afraid that this guy would come to me half-dead and ask for help.

"You, you kid, go and see if that bastard has run into our neighborhood?" Uncle Qiu's voice actually came from the phone, and it could be heard that he was quite nervous.

"Huh? What's going on?" I was a little confused.

"I forced Erdan to drink Moutai, but he played tricks on me and refused to drink... Then I forced him to finish a bottle," said Uncle Qiu, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. "Then he got drunk, started crying and making a fuss - and while I was in the bathroom, he left his phone here and ran away!" Uncle Qiu slapped his thigh over the phone, "Keep a close eye on him, don't let him run to your Aunt Wang's place and act crazy!"

"Hey, Aunt Wang should be okay, right?" I wiped the sweat off my forehead, and recalled with lingering fear what happened to Goudan. Chasing the boss alone was simply courting death... As the mayor, he should have some intelligence, but after drinking, who knows what might happen.

"I don't worry about Wang Yan!" Uncle lamented, "I'm worried about the second egg! He must not be beaten! This old boy is the mayor, so we have to leave him with face! Otherwise, how can you make people mix?"

"Then hurry up and come over!" I yelled into the phone, "Someone has broken into the neighborhood. As the security guard, can you do anything about it?"

"Poor kid! Do you think I don't want to?" Uncle Qiu said in a tearful voice, "That kid ran away without paying the bill! This meal was not cheap, and the waiter wouldn't let me go! You hold him up for me! After the matter is done, I, Qiu, will reward you handsomely!"

Screw you! Just don’t give me a box of Fuwa! I secretly groaned.

"That's it!" Uncle Qiu hung up the phone.

I put down my phone, feeling a little confused...

Hey, why do troubles always come in droves? You want me to save Erdan? I can't even save Goudan!

Just when I was confused and didn't know what to do, a drunken shout suddenly came from downstairs:

"Orchid, I'm here to see you!"





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