Short Story
Sneaker Bunko 26 Anniversary Fair Short Story
“Ah, Mio-sama, do you know? Sneaker Bunko is on its 26th anniversary!”
“That seems to be the case… Huh, Maria, what’s with that face?”
“Eeh, because ‘that seems to be the case’ That’s pretty cold, don’t you think? Don’t you know how indebted we are to Sneaker Bunko?”
“O–of course, I know that…”
“Is that so? Then don’t show it with words, but with action. If you’re thankful, then wouldn’t it be normal to do something about it, no?
“Actions… What should I do?”
“It’s a celebration. So, something to wish them well”
“Um… Should I say congratulations twenty-six times?”
“…Hey, Mio-sama. In the setting, not a year has passed, but in the outside world, the series has been going on for more than two years. Even so, you still don’t get your character in this work? If you’re this oblivious, the readers will grow to hate you”
“W–what… Then what are you saying I should do?”
“Of course, it’s decided… Climax. Twenty-six times. I'll go call Basara-san”
“Wh… Don’t say such things! I'll kill you a hundred times!”
“Aah, you seriously don’t get it, in this case you should say ‘I'll kill you twenty-six times’ instead”
“…Aah, that’s true, so I'll do that”
“…Just kidding. Sneaker Bunko is 0 years old; you see?”
“…”
“NNo, Mio-sama… You can’t spill blood for a celebration?”
“…If you say ‘help me’ twenty-six times then I might let you go”
“Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me, Help me”
“…Sneaker Bunko, happy 26th anniversary”
“Uwaah, if you kill me after this it’s too cruel–”
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