Monogatari Series - Volume 23 - Chapter 1.34

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The girls’ basketball team members were cleared of suspicion, the fan club was also cleared of suspicion, and there were no signs of another vampire that could be associated with “F/C”.

With this, Deathtopia Virtuoso Suicidemaster wasn’t just the prime suspect, she was the only suspect—the only reason that could lead me to believe that she was innocent would be Shinobu’s testimony that “Suicidemaster, whose diet is unbalanced to the point of refusing food, would never suck the blood of an immature high school girl”.

Tonight’s interrogation was becoming increasingly important—it wasn’t an exaggeration to say that everything depended on my ability to act as a slave.

I never thought that I would get the opportunity to become a slave to a little girl and deceive another little girl, but I guess I never really know where life will go.

There were many things that made me think that my high school years were the peak of my life, but as I lived on, there were many more interesting things occurring.

And with that, a greeting to my sponsor, Kanbaru.

The sealed little girl and the deified girl had been left in the New Beetle parked in the parking lot of Kanbaru’s home—of course, I’d made sure the air conditioner was left on. It certainly wouldn’t do if I left two children in a car and came back to find that they’d been mummified.

“Hiya, Araragi-senpai. We only just saw each other yesterday, but it feels like it’s been so long ago.”

“It hasn’t been that long!”

“Yes, now here, the key to the house. Use it however you like.”

I figured it was impossible for an ordinary person to imitate this sort of openness—if you tried too hard to act simple, you’d crumble under the stress.

However, they say a person is only as unhappy as the number of keys they have… I wonder how many keys I will have in my lifetime.

“Tonight, we decided to hold a pajama party at Higasa’s place. If you’ve made any progress with the matter from yesterday, I can pass it onto her.”

It wasn’t progress, but falling backwards.

But it was a bit hard to say that.

However, I couldn’t turn back now, and I was committed to it—I wasn’t going to pretend that I didn’t know anything about the girls’ basketball team now.

Regardless of the outcome of this case, I should work together with Kanbaru and Higasa to come up with a plan to reform, or perhaps break down, the current situation. Without going against Gaen-san. She’d called it a pajama party, but it seemed it was actually a gathering of the OGs of the girls’ basketball team to brainstorm about the current situation of the younger team members…

This had nothing to do with Karen’s remarks, but as a former near-dropout of that high school, I couldn’t just leave behind the students that seemed like they would drop out. Even if it was odd to speak of me, who nearly dropped out on my own, and the club members, who were about to drop out because of their stranglehold from club activities, in the same breath.

“Oh yeah, Kanbaru. When you ended up reuniting with Hitagi-san, the senior that you yearned for, at Naoetsu High, what kind of airs did you put on?”

“Airs? What do you mean by that?”

Of course.

Even if the person she was talking to was a senior she admired, she wasn’t the type to pretend to be something that she wasn’t—she was the type of person to charge in just as she was. If anything, it was maybe Hitagi-san that was likely to put on airs at the time.

Or display her stubbornness.

As a result, it would end up taking over a year before Senjougahara Hitagi and Kanbaru Suruga, the Valhalla Combination, would reunite.

“Huh. You’re talking as if you’re looking for wisdom in regards to Shinobu-chan reuniting with an old acquaintance!”

“I didn’t talk like that!”

I didn’t even bring up Shinobu’s name!

She certainly was Gaen-san’s niece, and I couldn’t let down my guard—if I let something slip, this capable junior might decide to get involved all on her own.

She might decide to pretend to be a slave all on her own.

As someone who felt badly about the fact that I’d gotten her involved in the case of Shishirui Seishirou because of my own personal circumstances, this was a situation I wanted to avoid.

I needed to make up some reason to change the subject and get rid of her as soon as possible.

“Oh yeah, Kanbaru.”

“Araragi-senpai, you sure come up with things frequently, don’t you. What is it?”

“There’s one more thing I wanted to ask of you—”