Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 99

time limit?

"Hey, what do you want to learn? What do you want to try? What do you want to subvert?" I deliberately put on a stern face, "Little comrade, your thoughts are very dangerous!"

My sister rolled her eyes. "What are you thinking? I was just talking. Are you really planning to..."

I waved my hands awkwardly: "No, no... um, my... recruitment... should be qualified, right?"

My sister jumped up from the bed, stood in front of my chest and looked at me, "Yes, you can, but what's the difference between a boyfriend like you and a brother?"

I coughed lightly and made a face that I wouldn't tell anyone, "Unlock a new position! You can give birth to a baby!"

My sister looked at me with a puzzled look: "What's wrong with you now? Your mind is full of unhealthy thoughts."

"Because I'm applying for a boyfriend position," I scratched my head, "it would be scary if your boyfriend never felt anything for you."

"So... you're going to do something H?" My sister narrowed her eyes.

I shrugged helplessly: "Objective, you are too picky, just tell me whether you want it or not!" I stopped my neck with an expression of "it's up to you whether you want it or not".

My sister circled me carefully a few times, like a curious cat, looking at me carefully from all angles, then she straightened up and said, "I want it."

I don't know why, but I have this weird feeling - just like that? She's mine...

"Two-day trial!" Tao Yao raised two fingers and waved them in front of me, "Just perform well."

"So... I'll be your boyfriend for two days, and then you won't go out and pick up other guys for a while?" I asked tentatively.

My sister snorted and nodded with a matter-of-fact expression.

My heart moved, and I deliberately put on a sly smile, "Then in the next two days, I can exercise my rights as a 'temporary boyfriend'..."

"Don't do bad things!" She added anxiously, her face flushed. "Otherwise, who knows if you will take the opportunity to do something bad to me? You pervert!"

All right. I stuck out my tongue helplessly, "Then I'll take up my post... I'll do whatever you tell me to do... I'll also have to support you... Hey, how come it's almost the same as being your older brother?"

My sister looked at me proudly and said, "That's right, you finally got it! Why would I need a girlfriend when I already have a sister?"

I remember the original text was "I already have an aunt, why do I need a left hand?" The hero Yang Guo said this excitedly because he has a capable aunt. What about you? You are just a lazy sister...

Of course, I can’t say this to Taoyao... I finally stopped her from hooking up with boys out of spite, and I don’t want to cause any more trouble.

Well, as long as I stay safe and follow my brother's routine, I can get through these two days.

But this idea was soon proven to be too naive...

A moment later, we had lunch with Xiaomei.

"Hiring boyfriend, come, come, come..." My sister waved at me with a proud look, "Come and help me blow the soup, and then feed me."

I held a spoon in my hand, looking at Taoyao's smug expression, and I wanted to pour the winter melon and pork ribs soup on her head and then announce our "breakup".

Xiaomei's eyes widened as she looked at us in surprise: "What are you...doing? What is hiring a boyfriend?"

My sister glanced at me, and I smiled bitterly and began to explain: "Uh... it's about a classmate named Taoyao who has been single for many years and no one suits up for her... Oh, don't pinch me! Um... because she has too many suitors and it's too troublesome, but she also wants to experience what it's like to have a boyfriend, so she asked me to play the role temporarily and experience life." I explained with a grin, rubbing the thigh that had just been pinched.

"Brother Yushan... as your boyfriend?" Xiaomei's eyes were clearly confused and even a little unhappy, "But he is your brother."

"Boyfriend, brother, and male servant, what's the difference between these three for Taoyao?" I asked Xiaomei with a bitter face.

Xiaomei shook her head, indicating that she didn't know.

"There is no difference!" I rubbed my hands helplessly, like a beggar who had been oppressed. "In the eyes of the great Tao Yao, we are all slaves! Comrade Xiaomei, you have to tell your classmates again and again that this woman is not to be had. Anyone who pursues her..."

My sister coughed heavily and rolled her eyes at me. "Why, you still use this method to eliminate competitors? You are just a temporary worker, and you want to completely monopolize my land?"

It's more than just monopolizing this field... I want to turn the entire field over and sprinkle a few tons of salt on it to see if you'll behave yourself.

I whispered to Xiaomei, "I'm just filling in the gap because I'm afraid she'll mess around outside."

Xiaomei's expression was a little gloomy: "You two have a really good relationship...Brother Yushan, you can even be Taoyao's boyfriend?"

"Ahahaha!" The younger sister quickly acted as if she was not afraid. "He, he's just here to make up the numbers... Xiaomei, if you want, I can introduce you to some handsome guys from other classes! They're handsome and gentle. Why would you want this defective product?"

My sister slapped me "inadvertently", but I was the only one who was hit who knew that her slaps were full of piercing damage, armor-breaking and bleeding effects. Each slap seemed careless, but in fact it surpassed Mei Chaofeng's attainments in the Nine Yin White Bone Claws. It was a fierce kung fu formed by the resentment of heaven and earth, which made my back burn with pain.

Damn it! Please don't turn your frustration towards Xiaomei into attack power, okay? I feel like it's Roshan, not Taoyao, who hit me.

You just blamed me for brainwashing Comrade Xiaomei and preparing to exclude the boyfriend candidates, but what you are doing now is simply fooling Xiaomei away from me, okay! Don't think I can't see it!

"Are you really just joking?" Xiaomei looked at us suspiciously.

"Just kidding, just kidding!" We nodded in agreement.

"What does temporary worker mean?" Xiaomei asked with her head tilted.

"I can only act as her boyfriend for two days." I explained. After all, I didn't want Xiaomei to think that we were some perverted play duo.

Xiaomei seemed to be relieved. She looked into my eyes gently, biting her lips hesitantly. After a moment, she slowly said, "Then...Brother Yushan, can you be my 'temporary worker' in two days?"

Temporary worker?

Taoyao and I stared at each other with our eyes wide open... and I saw a hint of threat in her eyes.

"You promised her, so why can't you promise me?" Xiaomei looked at me nervously.

I was like, "F*ck!" in my heart. Her "boyfriend" is at most a "brother" who changed his job title and became your "temporary worker"...

This is terrible!

Both the name and the concept are terrible!

Holy shit…

I found that the ones who are the best at playing are actually the most innocent children...