Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 100

Good job, temporary workers!

Xiaomei looked at me expectantly, and I looked at my sister feeling a little guilty.

My sister bit her lip and shook her head slightly...

Reject? You want me to reject her?

My head is so big...

Xiaomei seemed to be sensitive to the fact that she might be a little too direct, so she lowered her head slightly and said in an almost inaudible voice: "Well...if Brother Yushan is not free, then forget it..."

Hey, how can I say "no" like this?

I gently put my hand on Xiaomei's shoulder and winked at her: "After all, I am now playing the role of Taoyao's boyfriend... Think about it, if I agree to you now, wouldn't it be 'cheating'? Can I wait until I coax this naughty child over before accompanying you?"

Xiaomei smiled and nodded. I know that this statement is a euphemistic rejection, but I just had an affair with Taoyao's so-called "temporary boyfriend" and he was "verbally cheating" in less than ten minutes. Even I feel like I deserve a slap in the face...

Xiaomei pursed her lips gently and looked into my eyes: "It's okay, I believe in Brother Yushan and don't want to embarrass you."

I felt a little guilty, but at least I didn't let the situation get any worse.

Tao Yao looked at me with an indescribably complicated expression in her eyes: "You...when did you become so good at deceiving young girls?"

"Life forces us to do this, and this is the general trend." I rolled my eyes helplessly, scooped up a piece of winter melon ribs with a spoon, blew hard with a helpless expression, and then fed it to my sister...

Aren’t there often scenes like this on TV and around us?

The couple looked at each other lovingly, and then one of them said, "Come on, open your mouth." Then the other one smiled and opened his mouth, swallowing the food lovingly...

So I stared at my sister and rolled my eyes: "Come here and open your mouth!"

Taoyao glanced at Xiaomei shyly, then hesitantly closed her eyes and opened her mouth...

Is this the sweet scene?

I just felt like a keeper feeding monkeys in the zoo, and I didn't feel any excitement or love.

Looking at my sister with her mouth open and eyes closed, I suddenly felt malicious. I put down the spoon, picked up my phone, and took a close-up of her face.

Taoyao hadn't eaten anything for a long time, so she opened her eyes in confusion, only to see me taking pictures of her with my phone with a silly smile on my face...

So the younger sister got angry and raised her hand: "Come here! Slap my face!"

Xiaomei looked at us and couldn't help laughing out loud.

I pretended to cough and quickly stood up: "Stop making trouble, stop making trouble, just eat well..."

My sister stared at me angrily: "Not romantic at all! Bad review! I want to return this kind of boyfriend!"

"If you could return it, I would have sent you away in junior high school..." I rolled my eyes.

I finally managed to finish the meal, but in the end, I didn't even take a few bites. I was so full from being angry.

After the meal, I received a call from Mr. Zhang Erdan. This guy first asked me to ask Uncle Qiu to have dinner together, and then he started to trick me in a roundabout way, trying to find out Aunt Wang's address.

But I relied on my years of experience in investigating and fighting with my sister and succeeded in getting rid of him by following the principle of knowing nothing about anything...

Just think about it, a mayor actually had to go around in circles to ask a junior like me. It's quite pitiful.

However, let the older generation resolve their own affairs... At most, I can only play the role of adding fuel to the fire. Since Mr. Qiu doesn't want to, why would I jump out to disrupt the situation?

If those evil spirits really gathered together "Beibei, Jingjing, Huanhuan, Yingying, and Nini" and formed some kind of "Olympic five-ring formation" to curse me with kidney deficiency and irregular menstruation, I would really be a little overwhelmed.

Just when I put down the phone and decided to inform Uncle Qiu, Tao Yao suddenly pestered me and insisted on going for a walk with me.

I know this is just an excuse for her to avoid Xiaomei...but I still can't help but feel a little nervous, fearing that my sister will take this opportunity to do something bad.

Clearly, more than ten minutes ago, this guy was still crossing his arms and giving me a sour face, as if he was staring at a pervert to guard against molestation. But just a moment later, this girl turned the tables and attacked fiercely, making me scared and ready to defend my chastity to the death at any time.

A moment later...

I held my sister's hand tremblingly and walked with her on the gradually darkening street. The pedestrians gradually became fewer and fewer, and the street lights in the distance lit up one by one, reflecting Tao Yao's pretty profile.

I secretly tilted my head to look at her. I don't know why, but I felt that I had never thought she was so beautiful before.

Under the dim street lights, the side curve of my sister was like a concise and beautiful sketch, outlining her charming eyebrows, tall nose bridge and slightly gentle lips, and her figure became more curvaceous and attractive, which made me a little dazed.

Aren't sisters supposed to be genderless creatures? Stories like Yosuga no Sora usually only happen to siblings who haven't seen each other for a long time. As a brother who accompanies her every day, how could I possibly...

I shook my head and tried hard to tell myself: This is all an illusion!

My sister seemed to notice my distraction and turned her head to look at me with a frown: "What are you doing? What are you looking at?"

"I didn't see anything." I coughed and immediately pretended to be calm and unperturbed. "Isn't it just a walk? I'll take you for a few laps, and we'll go home right after we're done!"

"Hey! Are you walking the dog?" My sister yelled in dissatisfaction, stopped and held my hand, "Don't forget, a temporary boyfriend is also a boyfriend, you have to serve me well!"

"Service?" I asked, for some unknown reason. "What service?"

My sister stamped her feet angrily. Although I couldn’t see clearly under the light, I felt that she seemed to blush a little: “Well, that’s what couples should do…”

"Couples should do a lot of things." I shrugged helplessly, "What do you want to do?"

My sister bit her lip, as if she didn't dare to look me in the eye. After a long while, she said hesitantly, "Lift it up high for me!"

Damn it! Do you really treat your brother as your boyfriend and your boyfriend as an animal? I just finished my meal and you asked me to lift you up?

My sister saw me in a daze and turned away awkwardly: "You, if you don't want to, forget it, I'll let you do something else later!"

I frowned and smiled bitterly: "Ah, forget it, I'll do it, I'll do it..." I was really afraid that this girl would play more extreme games later, so I quickly squatted down and stretched out my arms forward: "Jump up, hold on tight."

My sister said shyly: "Close your eyes..."

Then……

I only felt a white leg straddling my shoulders from behind... and she grabbed my neck and struggled to move the other leg up...

I awkwardly stretched my hands forward, but my sister wanted to ride on my neck...

"Hey!" I yelled a little embarrassedly, "This is not the position we agreed on!"

"Nonsense! If I told you to ride on my neck, you definitely wouldn't do it!" Tao Yao slapped the back of my head in frustration, "Don't move! I can't move my other leg!"

The other leg?

I twisted my head in confusion, only to find that the touch of my head was a little strange. Unexpectedly, my sister held my head down in embarrassment and anger: "Don't move! Your hair is so tight!"

I was a little confused, and a bad premonition came over me...

"Taoyao... you don't have safety pants under your skirt... do you?"