Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 95

Framed

Get a baby?

I was a little confused - old man, are you up to any evil ideas?

Uncle Qiu pushed the door open and entered the room. He pulled out an empty wine bottle from under the bed and pointed at a can of mysterious liquid under the table: "Move it out, move it out!"

I moved the thing out with great effort, and the moment I unscrewed the lid, a strong and pungent smell of alcohol hit my nose, almost making me fall over.

I quickly covered the bottle cap, coughing and wiping my tears: "Uncle, what on earth is this?"

Uncle Qiu showed a mysterious smile: "Magic water."

Damn it! I took a look at the broken label on the bottle, and it clearly said "industrial alcohol"...

"You won't..."

The old man looked at me indifferently, dug out two dirty bottles from under the bed, and placed them in front of me: "Come on, let's get that kid two bottles of '82 Maotai'..."

Hey, hey! This is not the 1982 Maotai! This is clearly the 16-year-old Maotai!

Suddenly I seemed to understand why Mr. Qiu had a damaged kidney...

Of course, his idea at this moment was very clear, which was to destroy Mayor Zhang Erdan, who was admired by all the people and respected by the people.

I watched him pour the choking industrial alcohol into the two dirty Moutai bottles with his own skillful techniques, and then he skillfully sealed, wiped and boxed them. Within a few minutes, a gift box of Moutai appeared in front of me like a ghost - God is my witness, this pile of stuff that was still waste just a few minutes ago was taken out by the old man like a Gundam with his bare hands.

I couldn't help but sigh that this old man's skill was simply incredible. He alone took on the Maotai Distillery and the light industrial products that had been developed in New China for 67 years.

The finished uncle patted the box of '82 Moutai' proudly and handed it to me proudly: "Look, it's perfect!"

I hesitated and smiled bitterly, but didn't take it and look at it carefully, for fear of leaving fingerprints on it and being arrested as a suspect in the murder of the mayor.

"Mr. Qiu..." I looked at him suspiciously, "No matter how well you look like a real person, you'll be exposed once you start drinking... I'm not stupid, I'll stop after a few sips..."

"Bah!" Uncle Qiu jumped up angrily. "I asked him to drink it, how dare Zhang Erdan not drink it? Even if I bring a basin of your Aunt Wang's foot washing water, he has to drink it up honestly!"

Hey...is it really okay for you to expose other people's strange habits like this?

"I don't care..." I wiped the sweat off my forehead, "Anyway, I think he's quite pitiful... He has a crush on a girl, and you gave her to him..."

"What do you mean by secret love?" Uncle Qiu blinked, "That's my sister! How can that kid touch her? If he dared to touch my sister, I would have drowned him in the toilet!"

"Okay, okay, okay... You're awesome, you have a sister complex, you're the ultimate sister complex..." I shrugged helplessly.

"'Busy'? What's that?" Uncle Qiu stared at me suspiciously, wondering if I was cursing him in some foreign language.

"Uh..." I really didn't know what sister control was to this old revolutionary. "It means liking your own sister... treating your sister as your own..."

Uncle Qiu said in a noncommittal tone, "Isn't that you? You have the will but not the guts?"

"How can I have the intention to commit a crime but not the courage to do so?"

For some reason, the old man glanced at my back and immediately smiled contemptuously: "Are you a sister-con?"

"No!" I shouted firmly.

"So do you want someone to touch your sister?"

I was choked for a moment, scratching my head helplessly, "I don't want to..."

"Do you think your sister is pretty?" the old man asked in a gentle and persuasive manner, with a smile that could tempt others to commit a crime.

"Beautiful..." I gritted my teeth and decided to admit it.

"Do you have any special feelings for your sister?"

Special feelings?

Ah... indeed...

Sometimes I want to slap her.

"Is it possible?" I said doubtfully, suspecting that what I meant was a little different from what Uncle Qiu meant.

"That's it!" Uncle Qiu slapped his head, as if everything was solved: "You are a sister complex... Do you want to do that with your sister..."

"No!" I shook my head quickly.

Uncle Qiu looked at me with a look of disappointment on his face, "I'll give you one last chance, do you want it or not? Besides your sister, do you have feelings for someone else?"

Huh? Why does this old man smell like torture?

Could it be?

I turned my head and looked behind me, and I was almost scared to death -

"Taoyao? You, why are you here?"

My lovely sister narrowed her eyes slightly, looked up at me stuttering, and smiled dangerously: "I'm just a passerby who came to pick up a package... Keep talking, why don't you say anything? Don't worry about me."

I closed my mouth in time, feeling a little cold in my heart: "Damn, this old man actually plotted against me!"

I turned my head to look at Uncle Qiu, who was now gloating: "Xiaoshan, I asked you to confess just now but you didn't. If you had confessed, maybe something good would have happened tonight!"

"What good is that?" I rolled my eyes and pointed at my sister. "Sex with this guy? I don't want to!"

Taoyao blushed and stared at me: "Who else do you want to have sex with? Liu Shitong?" She picked up her package from the ground and grabbed my hand: "Let's go home! Explain it to me clearly!"

"Don't go home! Sorghum field!" Uncle Qiu shouted gloatingly from behind.

"Fuck you!" I glared at him fiercely and yelled at him, "I'll send Aunt Wang's address and phone number to Mayor Zhang later! Just wait to be cuckolded!"

I successfully saw that Mr. Qiu's face seemed a little green...

After a moment.

I helplessly explained to my sister that I did not have any other improper relationships with women.

"If there is, I will report it within thirty days!"

"Don't tell me that," she smiled at me, "Go tell Xiaomei... such a good girl, how could you have the heart to lie to her? She calls you 'Brother Yushan' all day long, looking at you eagerly. How could you have the heart to disappoint such a good girl and go pick wild flowers?"

Hey, you're talking about her so well again, you want me to marry you? Not long ago, weren't you afraid that she would get entangled with me, so you had to introduce some handsome guy to her?

I complained silently and decided to take this opportunity to give my sister a critical hit and cure her problem.

"Yeah, I can't bear to lie to her," I said with a fake smile, "After all, I plan to confess my feelings to her and become her boyfriend..."

Before I finished speaking, the girl in front of me suddenly stopped and asked softly, "What did you say?"

"I said I wanted to confess my feelings to Xiaomei, so I can't lie to her..." I don't know why, but when I saw my sister remaining silent, I suddenly felt guilty.

"Are you serious?" My sister turned her head and looked at me, her eyes expressionless.

I gritted my teeth, I couldn't save myself at this point and said, "Seriously!"

The younger sister laughed softly out of anger: "Okay...Okay! Lin Yushan...You can do it!"

She looked me in the eyes and said word by word: "If you dare to do this, I will find a boyfriend and have sex with him!"

For some reason, a nameless anger suddenly rose in my heart.