Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 94

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Holy shit…

I was in a state of complete bewilderment.

Aunt Wang...is Uncle Qiu’s sister?

But Uncle Qiu, Uncle Qiu and Aunt Wang had sex! I thought you guys were doing that kind of rural love story, but, damn, this plot turned out to be a rural romance?

I didn’t expect that you are such a sister-con man!

I broke out in a cold sweat, and my mind couldn't help but recall the meaningful words that Uncle Qiu said to me after he misunderstood Tao Yao and me.

Find a sorghum field...

Damn it! Uncle Qiu! After all this time, your plot is really scary!

I was secretly frightened, but the old man and the mayor were chatting animatedly. Mayor Zhang pulled Old Man Qiu aside and insisted on treating him to a meal.

"Be sure to ask Lanhua to come over!" Mayor Zhang excitedly pulled Uncle Qiu's hand, as if the happiness of the rest of his life depended on Uncle Qiu and his relatives.

Who would have thought that the old man would actually look so miserable: "Erdan... After so many years, I no longer have the face to be her brother... If you want to invite someone, either invite her or me. But let's make it clear, I won't tell you where she lives now... She has her own life now, so we should just stand aside!"

Mayor Zhang clearly looked like he couldn't forget about it, but he gritted his teeth and decided to capture the old man first and then the sister, so he nodded vigorously, "Okay, let's just reminisce about the past today, and we won't stop until we're drunk tonight!"

It seems that the mayor wants to follow the older brother's route, and then save the country in a roundabout way and win over his sister.

Of course, this tactic is completely wrong in my opinion - if someone tries to curry favor with me in order to please Taoyao, I will kill him.

Furthermore, judging from the current level of favorability between Uncle Qiu and Aunt Wang, even if Uncle Qiu drank away his remaining kidney, he would never be able to get close to Aunt Wang.

"Yushan, come with us!" Mayor Zhang held my hand, looked at me eagerly, then leaned close to my ear and winked at me quietly: "After dinner, tell me where your Aunt Wang lives..."

I glanced at Uncle Qiu, who looked as if he hadn't heard anything, but I bet that old man must have heard everything.

Because at this moment he shook his head at me slightly, signaling me not to tell anyone.

I immediately understood what he meant - so I just responded with some hmm's and aah's, and just left Mayor Zhang my WeChat and phone number, and finally fooled him.

Poor Mayor Zhang was holding his phone and modifying my notes with shining eyes, as if he regarded me as his only savior to pick up girls. But just as he was holding the phone excitedly, a phone call came, catching him off guard.

Mayor Zhang answered the phone and his face seemed to have changed immediately. He was smiling just now, but in an instant he turned into a stern and rigid leader, waving his hands and shouting something at the other end of the phone. Uncle Qiu was stunned and sighed silently that time had changed Er Gou Dan, and it was better for him to die quietly.

"Oh, Brother Qiu," he put down the phone, looking like he had a toothache, "Oh...something happened here, I have to rush over...I'll treat you to dinner later, and I'll ask Yushan to call you then."

Uncle Qiu waved his hand coolly, "No problem! Let's go!"

Mayor Zhang waved to us attentively, then unbuttoned his suit collar, wiped the sweat off his face, and disappeared at the end of the toilet corner...

As soon as Mayor Zhang disappeared, Uncle Qiu suddenly jumped up, slapped me hard on the head with the newspaper in his hand, and yelled, "Unlucky child! How did you bring this unlucky star here?"

I covered my head, stunned for a moment: "What's wrong? I'm a good person and I'm doing good things. You still have to thank me!"

"Thank you for nothing!" Uncle Qiu jumped up in anger, picked up the silly-smiling 'Fuwa Jingjing' on the ground and was about to hit me on the head again, "Do you know how annoying this bastard is? If you bring him here, our community will never be at peace again! If your aunt knew, she would scold you to death!"

"What's wrong?" I was really confused. This mayor looked gentle and refined, but could he be a bandit who bullied men and women? Besides, with your extraordinary abilities, what could the other side do to you?

Uncle Qiu looked at me with a confused expression and couldn't help but complain, saying that my good intentions had led to bad results. He then took me and walked towards the community while reminiscing about the past.

Zhang Erdan was a well-known troublemaker in those days, and everyone in the whole commune knew him. He was deeply infatuated with Wang Lanhua, Uncle Qiu's cousin, and could not extricate himself from her. He wrote love letters to her all day and night to express his admiration.

But unfortunately, his poems are far from having the charm of Haizi's "The night gave me black eyes", and are even far inferior to the level of "The yellow dog is white, the white dog is swollen", which is a pass level that requires pinching the nose. Instead, his poems cater to the needs of the times and have produced a large number of produced words, which have led to obscene jokes such as "Three red flags are flying in the sky, and I bend the orchid X".

What's even more annoying is that in that culturally poor era, Zhang Erdan was the only one who could be called a "cultured person" in the production team. So this guy did nothing, just waved his hands all day long, listened smugly to his own doggerel playing on the loudspeaker, and looked at the people busy with production with a look of "king's contempt".

So no matter whether men or women, young or old, as long as they saw him, they couldn't help but want to hit him hard on the head with a hoe.

Especially Uncle Qiu...listening to the perverted poems like "I bend the orchid X" playing on the loud speaker, his hatred for this guy even exceeded that of the legendary landlord class.

I deeply suspect that Mr. Qiu's ability to climb poles and cut electric wires was acquired because of him.

At that time, Wang Lanhua, Aunt Wang, was a public figure. She was the best among women. Her powerful breasts and amazing agricultural production capacity made countless young and middle-aged people in rural areas swayed during the day and rubbed at night. How many people felt healed just by looking at her smile.

Of course, seeing her smile now can only be considered depressing... and may even have nauseating and blinding effects.

Back then, Mr. Qiu was extremely obsessed with his sister...

On a dark and windy night, he could no longer resist the urge in his heart, and after a few drinks, he brought his capable cousin to the sorghum field...

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Even many years later, he still used this incident to teach and warn future generations.

“Hey, hey, stop it, stop it!” I grabbed the old man, “Are you really…putting your cousin…”

For some reason, the old man's eyes looked a little haggard, as if Zhao Benshan had suddenly aged ten years: "It's all in the past, why bring it up." Then he looked at me and said, "Don't talk nonsense, kid... Her child is not mine." He sighed depressedly.

"Aren't you afraid..." I sighed.

"Afraid? What are you afraid of?" He spat, "I don't live to depend on other people's opinions!"

I suddenly had a deep respect for this sad-looking old man...

I have to say that Mayor Wang's EQ in this regard is quite low.

Half of the commune knew about this, but he didn't know it. He just amused himself by humming crooked poems like "I bend the orchid X", but he didn't know that Uncle Qiu was going further and further on the road of actual operation and became a veteran driver of the generation...

Later, this boy was transferred away from the local area at the strong request of everyone.

We stopped at the old man's message room, and Uncle Qiu sighed helplessly, "Since you brought this unlucky guy here, you have to help me kill him."

I was shocked. "What are you doing? Murdering the mayor is not a good thing!"

Uncle Qiu smiled grimly: "Come here and help me. I will make a treasure for him."