Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 76

sober up

I woke up the next day and was awakened by a long, shrill scream.

"Ah—there's a ghost!"

Who is it... My head was dizzy and the drowsiness from sleeping had not completely gone away. I only felt a lot of noise around me and blurted out that there was a person standing in front of me, calling my name loudly.

I rubbed my eyes...and my sound and vision slowly returned.

In front of me was Tao Yao's face, half angry and half painful.

"Hey... good morning!" I forced a smile, "You're awake..."

"What the hell is that thing on my bed? A voodoo doll?" The younger sister frowned, looking dazed and having a headache - a hangover was already uncomfortable, and the shock of seeing the 'Fuwa' when she opened her eyes made her feel a little nauseous.

"Fuwa Jingjing," I stretched happily, "According to a certain old man, it is an antique from the Song Dynasty."

"Are you kidding me?" The younger sister laughed, but it seemed that the laughter made her head hurt a little, "Who told you to put it next to my pillow? It made me have nightmares all night and I still have a headache when I wake up."

"Nightmares are none of my business." I waved my hands and put on a serious face. "Do you know what you did when you got drunk yesterday?"

My sister swallowed quietly and pretended not to care, "What did I do?"

I counted on my fingers: "You stole Aunt Wang's underwear and put it on; you hid Wangzai milk in your bra and tried to feed the little girl Liu Yutong; and finally you were discovered by Aunt Wang and you were touched all over..."

"You..." The younger sister's expression froze, "Stop talking nonsense..."

I rolled my eyes. "Hey, hey, the truth may be terrible, but the truth is the truth—" I pointed to Aunt Wang's bra, which was as big as a shopping bag in a large supermarket and was thrown aside. "You were wearing this thing yesterday, and you were so happy... You even deliberately dangled it around to feed people..."

“Stop talking!” My sister covered her face and screamed. She squatted down weakly and tried to shrink her body. “Stop talking!”

"You seem very happy," I laughed, deliberately using words to further stimulate her, "But Aunt Wang's size is too big, it can't cover your breasts at all..."

"You saw everything?" She raised her head and looked at me unkindly, "How do you know it can't be covered? What did you see?"

“No…” I swallowed, “As your brother, how could I do something like that?”

Taoyao stood up and approached me sitting on the sofa little by little, looking down at me, "Speaking of which... it was you who got me drunk... Come on, tell me the truth, what did you do when I was drunk?"

"Nothing!" I waved my hands hastily, "I'm not that kind of person..."

Just as I was explaining myself, a soft voice sounded from behind me: "Taoyao...can you help me get some clothes..."

Xiaomei showed her head and bare shoulders from my room, with a confused and shy look in her eyes: "I...my clothes are gone..."

My sister's expression suddenly became interesting. She looked at me in shock, then at Xiaomei, and stuttered: "Xiao, Xiaomei... why are you in his room? Where are your clothes?"

"Hey, you woke up too?" I said dryly, "Does it hurt?"

"Hey!" My sister threw herself on me and looked at me face to face. "What did you do to her? Where are her clothes? Does it hurt? What did you do?"

"Let go! I was talking about a headache!" I waved my hands helplessly, "I didn't do anything! Why are you so anxious!"

"Where are her clothes? Why is she naked?"

"I said she took it off herself, do you believe it?" I shrugged.

My sister looked at me with a hint of shock and disappointment: "You wouldn't really take advantage of someone who is drunk..."

"Fuck you!" I rubbed my head, smiled bitterly, and shouted at Xiaomei: "Xiaomei, come out... Don't be shy, I saw it yesterday."

What I mean is that I have seen Xiaomei's underwear.

But the girl obviously misunderstood. She just let out a trembling cry, suddenly retracted her head and closed the door.

“Lin Yushan…you!” My sister covered her chest and stared at me intently, “What did you do? What did you see?”

"I didn't see anything!" I was a little annoyed. "Why did you yell so early in the morning? If I had known that I would be interrogated like this when you woke up, I should have recorded the video yesterday to testify..."

"You're recording videos and taking nude photos to force us not to call the police, right?" She gritted her teeth, "What a good move!"

"I mean the video proves my innocence..." I explained palely, feeling that the more I explained, the worse it got. I simply shut up, picked up Xiaomei's clothes and threw them to my sister, "Give the clothes to Xiaomei, don't let her take them off anymore... Also, you two are not allowed to drink outside in the future - with your alcohol tolerance and your behavior after drinking, you are like a walking real-life strip show!"

I glanced at Aunt Wang's bra next to me... Well, in a sense, it's worse than a strip show... People at a strip show don't wear disgusting things like that.

I rubbed my temples and looked at the mess on the floor that I hadn't had time to clean up. "Stop making trouble. You just sobered up so early in the morning. It will be even more uncomfortable if you continue to make trouble... Sit here and eat some fruit with Xiaomei. I'll go make breakfast for you."

Tao Yao looked at me with a pout, her eyes full of complexity.

She finally gave up her joking thoughts and sighed slowly, "Brother, thank you...I must have caused you trouble yesterday."

Yes! This style of painting is a good sister!

I shrugged. "Thanks? Aren't brothers there to be ordered around?"

She smiled softly and gave me a hug: "That's true."

Hey, you really admitted it! At least give me some face and comfort me!

I hugged my sister and patted her back gently: "As long as your head doesn't hurt and your stomach doesn't feel uncomfortable... drink less in the future."

"Oh." She gently let me go, "I will only drink when you are here."

"It won't work even if I'm here." I rolled my eyes. "It's bad for your liver. Besides, drinking too much will result in unhealthy children."

"You care so much about my child?" She couldn't help laughing and looked at me happily.

"I'm afraid you won't be able to get married."

"So what if I can't get married?" She snorted, "I just don't believe you won't support me."

"Look at you, you have no ambition..." I laughed, "I remember you said you would support me."

My sister glanced at me guiltily, deliberately didn't answer, picked up Xiaomei's clothes and walked towards the bedroom, leaving a last sentence: "It's fine if you got me drunk, but you also made Xiaomei like this... If something really happens, can you take responsibility?"

I blushed a little: "Hey... Why is it okay to get you drunk?"

My sister didn't answer and disappeared around the corner.