Italian Cannon
"This is not an Italian cannon, it's a dwarf siege cannon!" The dwarf operating it muttered in dissatisfaction.
"Zhu Zi!" I looked at him proudly, "Do you see that bunker? Hit it hard! If you hit it, I'll give you half a pound of sweet potato cake!"
The dwarf whom I called "Pillar" blushed and seemed to want to complain, but when he looked at my ID name "NYH Captain", he was unable to utter a word for a long time.
"What are you doing!" 'Zhao Zilong in the Clouds' shouted, blocking me tightly, "Angie is still up there!"
"Even if I give you another ten years, you still can't save Xiuqin!" I sneered, "Zhu Zi, fire!"
The goblin blinked. He had just arrived and didn't understand what was going on here: "Damn, who has the final say?"
A scream came from Bunker Hill: "Quick, kill me!"
'Zhao Zilong in the Clouds' was as anxious as an ant running around in circles, but he just couldn't make up his mind.
I looked at him with boredom - how could such a hesitant guy please Angie?
The people around him also started to make a noise, "Let's fight or not!", "I've been waiting for half the night!", "You have a cannon but you don't use it, are you a wimp?"
'Zhao Zilong in the Clouds' was unwilling to personally order the assassination of An Qi, but was forced into a corner by the embarrassing situation, so he had to look at me for help.
I shook my head helplessly - this child is too cowardly.
"Pillar," I cleared my throat, "aim at that hilltop..."
"Hey!" Li Shiming's panicked voice came from a distance, "Boss, this is different from what we agreed... Boss..."
"Italian guns, fire!" I shouted, with my hands on my hips.
With a roar and a wave of air that made people's scalps numb, the ground shook, and in front of everyone's shocked gazes, the four figures on the top of the tower were blasted into slag...
Everyone was dumbfounded and looked at me in surprise - this guy really exploded!
I looked at the sky leisurely and let out a long sigh.
Ah...Xiuqin, rest in peace.
The 'Zhao Zilong in the Clouds' next to me jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on, grabbed my collar and yelled at my face: "Are you crazy? You really killed An Qi!"
"I killed your aunt!" I rolled my eyes. "It's just a game, no one will die, why are you yelling?"
"Even so... Even so..." He seemed to have lost his soul and began to mutter like an old woman, "My Anqi, my Anqi..."
He let go of my collar and looked at the bomb crater in the distance with a sense of loss, without saying a word.
I looked at the depressed 'Zhao Zilong in the Clouds' in front of me, sighed in my heart, and went over to pat his shoulder gently: "There are many better girls in the world, why do you want to be a spare tire until you grow old? Just leave An Qi honestly and find a reliable girl..."
"If you fall in love with someone and others advise you to give up, will you listen?" He glared at me hatefully.
I scratched my head and shrugged helplessly: "No... But I love a normal person. Anqi has her own hobbies and preferences. Why do you have to mess with her? You are a grown man, you can handle it..."
"I'm a girl!" Classmate Zhao Zilong glared at me angrily, "I'm a girl!"
I opened my mouth wide...it took me ten seconds to react...
Damn! Damn! An Qi’s ex-lover?
I felt as if classmate Wang Er had slapped me in the face while smiling. I immediately felt disheartened, closed my eyes, and simply chose to log off.
Shit! A hero saving a beautiful girl? A spare tire with unrequited love? A relationship between people of different genders?
screw you!
I left this hypocritical world in annoyance.
But as soon as I got offline, my phone started ringing non-stop - I knew it was Li Shiming and the others.
"Hello? What's up?" I asked impatiently.
"Captain! How could you bomb us?" he said angrily, "This is different from what we agreed on!"
"Even if I don't kill you, you'll have to die." I lazily drank a sip of water, "You'll have to die in reality and on the Internet - do you know who that An Qi is? She's An Ru's cousin! And she's a very cute girl! Li Shiming, think about it yourself, what did you do to her?"
The other party was silent, obviously remembering his "tentacle play", and when he spoke again after a while, his voice was already tearful.
"Brother, why didn't you tell me earlier? Sister An Ru has already labeled me a 'pervert', and now I've offended her sister... How can I live?"
"That girl already hates you enough without you doing what you did today," I sneered, "Don't be silly, the next time she sees you, she will chop you to pieces."
"Okay, okay, it's my fault for being so rude to the captives." He said with some regret, "But Boss, you killed us in that damn place, you really made us suffer... Even Anqi will suffer with you."
"What do you mean?"
"Didn't I tell you that it's a maze area... Wherever we die, our equipment and bodies will be left there... If we revive again, we'll still be in that damn place..."
"Then I don't care..." I waved my hands impatiently, "Isn't this your chance to improve your favorability? Three wretched men and a lesbian, after going through all kinds of life and death tests, finally broke through the siege and formed an unbreakable alliance to pick up girls..."
"Captain," Li Shiming said with a bit of pain in his voice, "You should have a conscience even if you talk nonsense! If no one comes to rescue us, we really have to start over!"
"The image of you three as wretched old men with crutches is simply a disgrace to the mage school... Just delete it. Don't cry."
Li Shiming was silent for a while, as if he knew that no matter what he said, I would laugh at him, so he simply stuttered and changed the subject: "Captain, we have a physical examination tomorrow..."
"Physical examination? So what?"
"Hey, you didn't forget, did you?" Li Shiming's voice was a little depressed, "Didn't we agree to steal the medical examination data?"
"Hey, are you really going to do this? What if you get caught? Just for some nonsense?"
"Isn't it Comrade Wang Er who is going?" Li Shiming laughed, "We have almost trained him!"
Training? I shook my head suspiciously, "Hey, Wang Er has human rights too! Don't do anything weird!"
"Don't worry!" Li Shiming waved his hand proudly, "When you come to NYH tomorrow, you will see the results!"
Go ahead. Li Shiming hung up the phone without waiting for me to ask.
What on earth is this kid planning to do?
Why is the eldest young master of the Wang family being trained to do such sneaky things?
I wiped my sweat off my forehead and started to think wildly. If Wang Er was caught, I would have to find a way to fool him...
Really, since I became the leader of this group, I haven’t had a peaceful day!
I put down the phone angrily, looked at the wall clock, and realized that it was already midnight.
A trace of sleepiness swept over me, I yawned, curled up on the sofa, my eyelids became heavier and heavier, until I gradually fell asleep...
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