Persuade to surrender
You are courting death!
I looked up blankly, and the crowd in front of me suddenly made way for a path. Anqi at the end of the path was looking at me unfriendly.
I blinked, "Hey... hello."
"Catch him!" An Qi waved her hands violently, "He's a spy!"
Before I could even run, I was stopped by a group of unfriendly looking players - I was a poor level 1 novice, wearing tattered stuff that was barely barely underwear, and they took me to Angie like a chicken.
"Kneel down!" She looked at me arrogantly.
"What?" I wondered if this guy was crazy, "Why?"
"Aren't you afraid that I'll kill you?"
I looked at her with a shocked expression - Big sister, I'm a level one novice, what can you do if you kill me? A long sword worth three copper coins popped out? Don't be ridiculous?
"You can kill them all you want," I smiled, "I'm only level one anyway, so I don't have anything to lose."
An Qi sneered and waved to an extremely ugly orc next to her: "Come here."
Then he whispered something in her ear.
The orc with the pig kidney face showed a smile that could be compared to a comic emoticon, and his pair of green bean-sized eyes looked me up and down with ill intent.
That face reminded me of the famous character in rural romance movies - Nicholas Zhao Si.
She is a female character, but I doubt she created this character to vilify women.
Her figure is comparable to Aunt Wang next door, but she still insists on wearing a mysterious three-point combat suit, which makes my scalp tingle.
The orc pushed me to the ground without saying a word and forced a bottle of potion into my mouth.
Huh? What are you doing?
I just felt my whole body getting hot, and there was a small BUFF mark on the status bar: Continuous Recovery.
Give me back my blood?
The orc girl took out a thin, soft leather whip with thorns on it, put one foot on my back, put on a lewd expression, and began to playfully whip me with the thin, soft leather whip, bit by bit.
I was hurt, and I kept moaning in a dull and defiant manner according to the system settings: Uh! Ah! Oh! Come on, I'm not afraid of you! Blood and glory! The scars left behind are my pride!
Damn it! This voice is simulated by scanning my throat and vocal cords!
Is this... Orc SM?
An Qi giggled excitedly, squatted down and started filming me: "I will send this video to Sister An Ru later, let her know that you are a pervert who likes this kind of orc fat woman SM! After she finishes watching it, she can upload it to 'Youchou' to let everyone see your perverted performance!"
After she finished speaking, she kicked me hard and said, "It really suits your temperament to let you choose such a disgusting race."
Hey? What happened to the orcs? Apologize to all the orcs in the world! Apologize to Duritan and Thrall! "Enough, enough!" I was a little annoyed. "It's just a game, what's the big deal? Tell me, why did you let me go?"
"Are you in the same group with them?" An Qi pointed at the three funny guys with a sneer, "Let's test your friendship! Persuade them to surrender!"
I'm pretty sure they're remotely recording my ugly behavior right now, eating sunflower seeds and laughing secretly - asking me to persuade them to surrender? I might as well eat shit!
But I really don't want to be fucked by this 'green and pure version of Aunt Wang' again, so I nodded: "I'll do it, I'll do it!"
The orc lady let me go. I climbed up, stood beside Angie, and opened my voice to the bunker. Even the afro-haired bard elf beside me stopped singing "Your Mother's Song" and tilted his head to listen to my speech.
"Listen up, people up there," I shouted, frowning, "The Imperial Army asked me to bring you a message..."
The players behind me broke out in a commotion, and the players known as the 'Imperial Army' looked at me angrily, not knowing what I was going to do.
Bah, why are you in such a hurry? I can’t wait to die.
"As long as you surrender your guns..."
"Is this Captain Lin?" Wei Suo asked in a hoarse voice, "I thought you, as a veteran of NYH, would have something profound to say when you came to the battleground of the two armies. I didn't expect you to say such vulgar words..."
"You are so vulgar!" I almost vomited blood. "How dare you, a masturbator, rap here!"
"Seriously!" Angie grabbed my collar in frustration and slapped me in the face. A red word -1 for damage appeared on my head.
"We promise to treat prisoners kindly..."
I was talking nonsense at the top of my voice, but in fact I was anxiously discussing with Li Shiming in the private chat window how to clean up this mess.
[Me]: Is there any way to kill these guys in one go?
[Li Shiming]: Brother, if there are too many ants, they can kill an elephant! Look at those guys outside. Their average skills are just like those of a village fight, but there are too many of them. One person with a hammer is enough to chop the three of us into canned human meat!
[Me]: Then I should lure the goblins out and let them fight each other?
[Li Shiming]: No, the city wall is too thick. Now they are waiting for the special siege equipment to be delivered... Boss, Anqi is going to kill us!
[Me]: Bah, she wants to kill me? Li Shiming, how do you learn skills in this game? She's right next to me, I can kill this guy with a Cleave or Bladestorm!
[Li Shiming]: Boss... you are only level one... open the panel and take a closer look at what you can learn...
I opened the attribute panel and was disappointed - except for ten free attributes and one skill point, I had nothing.
And there are only a handful of skills that can be learned: apart from a basic slash, the rest are some miscellaneous auxiliary skills.
Fortunately, I have a racial talent skill: rage.
It can double your strength in a short period of time... Of course, I currently have no armor or heavy weapons, and I don’t have much weight or attack output, so this boost BUFF doesn’t seem to have much effect.
So I can only look towards the auxiliary skills...
Hmm? But wait? This is...
There seems to be something strange in the skill list.
A flash of inspiration came to my mind: Hmm? This might work!
So I quietly put my skill points into this skill, and added ten attribute points to strength without hesitation.
[Me]: Li Shiming, prepare a spell like slow landing or gliding in the air for me, keep an eye on me at all times!
Without waiting for his reply, I closed the message window.
"Hey, what were you doing just now?" An Qi glared at me in dissatisfaction, "Shout, keep shouting!"
"I'm tired," I rolled my eyes at her, "You're so far away, why don't you try yelling at me?"
An Qi glared at me, looking annoyed and helpless.
"Who can help this guy?" She turned and shouted to the crowd.
It can be seen that Anqi's team is indeed a ragtag army, with only a handful of mages in it, and their levels are not high. However, these beautiful, sissy-like guys still pinched their noses and threw a few buffs at me. For a moment, even I felt like I had drunk a half-pound of Red Bull and Viagra, and my face was radiant and my strength was surging.
Bull Spell, Giant Strength Spell, Full of Energy... a series of BUFFs made my attributes skyrocket in an instant. The strength that originally only had three points of racial attributes and ten points of free attributes suddenly reached twenty!
I don't know to what extent this happened, but I felt like my game avatar even got bumped around and started to expand like a balloon being blown up.
"Finished?" An Qi frowned.
"Done," I laughed, roared suddenly, and used "Orc Fury".
In an instant, I seemed to have doubled my size and instantly turned into a small giant, scaring the people around me so much that they couldn't help but step back.
"You, what are you going to do?" An Qi was stunned. She took two steps back in fear and looked at me with her weapon raised.
I gave him a unique orc smile, like an old farmer, and then grabbed him without saying anything, using the unpopular auxiliary skill I just learned:
Heavy objects thrown.
I roared and threw the screaming and struggling girl towards the top of the bunker like a basketball.
"Go! Fly to freedom!" I stood there with a proud smile on my face.
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