Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 72

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My sister and Xiaomei are sleeping soundly and I probably have to stay up until the next day to watch them wake up.

I was bored and turned on my phone, only to find that there were several missed calls!

And they are all Li Shiming!

Damn it! What on earth is this guy trying to do?

I clicked on the text message that exploded with the same information.

[Li Shiming]: Oh no! Captain, that An Qi is coming to challenge us!

[Shi Geng]: Captain! Why didn't you answer Li Shiming's call?

[Weisuo]: The challenge is here! It's at 8pm! Captain! You must come online!

Hey! What the hell!

Why was I forcibly dragged into the ** camp?

And I haven't gotten back at you guys yet! The last time I played that beautiful girl simulator, I almost vomited my stomach!

I rubbed my temples.

But the real culprit is still this girl Anqi.

Speaking of Anqi... With her level of gaming skills, can she really deal with you, an old online gaming rogue?

Well...but I'm free anyway, so I might as well go up and take a look.

These guys came to me complaining and there must be a reason for that.

I tiptoed into the house, picked up the helmet, walked out of the room, and lay down on the sofa.

To be honest, I really don't want to wear this kind of soul-stirring machine again.

Many people in our university are like zombies, with haggard faces, and are either skinny or fat like balls. It's all because of this thing.

Since I learned about the "Beautiful Girl Simulator", I suddenly seemed to understand why they were unable to extricate themselves from this kind of life...

Tools freed our hands and enabled human evolution.

Okay, that’s very Darwinian.

I put on the helmet, slowly closed my eyes and entered the game world.

I logged into my account, opened my eyes, and the messages in the message box popped out.

[One-eyed Li Shimin]: Captain, you will reply when you are online!

[One-eyed Li Shimin]: Reply quickly!

【石更不易】: We are surrounded! That naughty kid hired a group of professional thugs!

[Bing Guan Suo Wei Suo]: We are now at coordinates (38, 66), Captain, come and save us!

I scrolled down and saw this kind of information everywhere.

Damn...

It felt like they were blocked on the top of a hill by a small Japanese squad, and these three funny guys were complaining bitterly.

I gritted my teeth, looked at the system map in the upper right corner, and ran towards the coordinate point.

I have to say that this game does away with a lot of the unnecessary physical sensations that are annoying in reality. I, the orc character, ran for ten minutes at a speed not inferior to Liu Xiang and still felt excited and not bored at all.

The coordinate location was actually in an area where high-level wild monsters appeared. As the saying goes, poor mountains and bad waters produce unruly people. The landform of this place was full of dense forests and strange rocks. In the real world, it could definitely be called a "national virgin forest".

But what was extremely discordant was that the surrounding trees and grass were trampled into a mess, as if a large army had just passed through here. Not to mention the wild monsters, even the harmless decorative animals such as the birds set by the system had run away without a single one left.

I held my forehead with my hand... Could it be that this was stepped on by the people who were chasing these three clowns?

My goodness, did you offend An Qi or the city management? Is it necessary to make such a big fuss?

Before I even reached the scene, I heard strange shouting. I slowly approached, turned around a sinister forest, and saw a scene that stunned me.

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A group of players with varying equipment surrounded the exposed hilltop. On the protruding cliff, there was a crooked building that looked like a bunker. Dozens of players were ready to fight, staring at the three trembling guys standing on the top of the bunker with unfriendly faces.

Well, no need to guess, it’s those three funny guys.

I looked carefully and found that there was a group of goblins and monsters between this group of players and Li Shiming and his friends!

The terrain is like a layered cake, with the players on the outermost edge, a group of wild monsters like ants on a hot pot across the city wall, and three poor guys trapped on the top of the crooked tower on the top layer.

The players rushed to the city wall, confronting the goblins while cursing.

The goblins were chattering nervously, and a commander-like guy was shouting loudly, directing the laborers to transport stones and other things to continuously reinforce the city wall. Several trolls as big as hills were holding sticks and roaring in protest with unfriendly faces.

The player camp was even more lively. A wretched elf with pointy ears, who had probably chosen the profession of a bard, sang "Unity is strength..." at the top of his lungs while strumming a harp.

But because the sound sources of this game are all simulated and synthesized based on the person's own vocal cords, and that afro kid is probably a tone-deaf defective product in real life...

So I always hear confusing lyrics like "Tuan Jie is your mother, this mother is iron, this mother is a jar".

Well, it does sound a bit harsh, but I guess it won't have much impact on the group's amplification effect.

The sturdy bald man standing in front of the crowd had the ID "Mighty Billy King" and was undoubtedly the instigator, classmate An Qi.

At this moment, the bald muscleman was waving his arms and giving a speech with righteous indignation. A group of idle people around him stood on the ground with lazy expressions, crooked mouths, and weapons as crutches, like old farmers watching a show in the fields.

This reminds me of an oil painting: "Comrade Lenin's Speech in the Production Team."

The three guys in the distance obviously noticed that I was online and immediately sent me new messages.

[One-eyed Li Shimin]: Captain! I see you!

[Me]: What are you doing? Why don’t you fight?

[One-Eyed Li Shimin]: Oh my boss, isn't this a group of goblins stuck in the middle? Who dares to open fire? As long as you don't actively attack them, they will at most be on guard. Once you start attacking this thing, a large group of them will surge out from the ground - this small bunker you see is just a sentry tower on the surface!

[Me]: If the goblins don’t attack you, get off the line immediately!

[One-eyed Li Shimin]: Although this is a blind spot, it is also a maze area! You can't go back to the city, and if you are forced to log off, your character will be left standing there, which is simply waiting to die!

[Me]: How on earth did you get to that damn place?

[One-Eyed Li Shimin]: Look, there's a big tree next to us... We climbed up to it, and a slow-fall spell slowly floated over - Captain, you quickly kill An Qi! As long as we kill her, this group of rabble will be shattered!

I looked up... there was indeed a huge fir tree next to me - but it was obviously impossible to float over it like Li Shimin and his men. Even if the goblin archers would not attack them, it was still nerve-wracking to be hit by the continuous fireballs of these three funny guys in mid-air.

And if my skills are not good enough, I will end up among the goblins...

Well, that's the tragedy of life.

Just as I was scratching my head and thinking about how to resolve this situation, a hateful voice suddenly came from a distance.

"You are such a jerk, Lin Yushan! How dare you come to me? You are courting death!"