Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 69

Thank you, uncle

Under the setting sun, Grandpa Qiu, wearing sunglasses and a long goatee, sat cross-legged on a small stool. On the ground lay a row of fortune-telling sticks, crudely made antiques and other misleading gadgets.

The most eye-catching thing is that there is always a crutch acting as a flag behind him, and a cheap piece of white cloth with a few large characters written in ink, fluttering in the wind, so domineering.

And the most interesting thing is that he would change the inscriptions according to the different business each day.

I looked closely.

Huo! Today's title is: Acting on behalf of Heaven.

Wait, doing justice for the heavens?

I almost bit my tongue - your style is wrong, right? Are you going to cosplay the 108 generals, or are you going to start an uprising and make some big news?

I remember that this guy offended Aunt Wang during the Women's Day event in the community, and was forced by her to put on the "March 8th Red Flag Bearer" flag and have his fortune told here for a day.

I feel that with this guy's backbone, 'enforcing justice on behalf of heaven' is not enough, and 'friend of women' is more appropriate.

At this moment, a white-collar woman passed by his stall. Just because she looked at him for a second in the sunset, she was listed as a "preliminary target" by the old man.

"Miss, would you like to have your fortune told? I see that you have a bad omen on your face." He shouted in a sarcastic voice.

The white-collar worker ignored him, rolled her eyes, and prepared to leave, clacking away in her high heels.

Just when I thought this business was going to fail, the old man shouted again.

"You look dead, and you walk with worry. Could it be that a ghost has possessed you the past two days?" The old man snorted coldly, "I'm telling you, if you don't listen to my advice, you will be in a bloody disaster within three days!"

I couldn't help but think of the last time the old man used his skill 'God's Declaration' on me, declaring me doomed to bloodshed. I was beaten so badly by my sister in the bathroom that I lost at least 200cc of blood from my nose.

I don’t know if these monsters are casting curses secretly to bully people like me?

"Red? I was hoping to see red!" The white-collar woman stopped in annoyance. "I lost so much money on the stock market these past two days that I almost sold all my bras. How can this be a bad omen?"

The old man rolled his eyes and revealed a wretched expression that I had only seen on the faces of uncles selling AV discs: "Hehe, actually I recently used the art of Qimen Dunjia to predict the stock market, and I got a glimpse of the mystery. I bought a few stocks and made a small profit. If the girl doesn't mind..."

The white-collar girl's eyes lit up, and she immediately squatted down without caring about her image and began to sit in front of the old man and listen to the magic potion...

I couldn't help but wipe the sweat off my forehead - Oh, you've kept up with the times and become a stock expert? Wow... you're really trying to cheat some money for cigarettes...

Liu Yutong looked at me curiously and pulled my sleeve: "What is Grandpa Qiu doing?"

I held my forehead and said, "Grandpa Qiu is popularizing revolutionary postures. Look, isn't that sister doing horse stance?" I looked at Liu Yutong with a warm smile, "As long as you practice squatting and inhaling seriously, and write down your thoughts in your diary every day..."

"Can I become the best in the martial arts world?" Loli looked very excited.

"You can master the correct posture in the water in advance..." I coughed twice, "Uh, nothing, let's go for a tour..."

"So when the market opens at 5 p.m., Jia and Yi wood are in power, fire is gone and wood invades, and the trend of Shandong Greening is exactly in line with this..."

The old man spitted and took off his sunglasses and pinned them on his chest when he was excited. His posture was quite similar to that of a village secretary promoting family planning to rural women. Unfortunately, the "acting on behalf of heaven" behind him was suspicious no matter how you looked at it, more like a bad old man deceiving decent women.

"Uncle Qiu!" I came up to him cheerfully and waved the fake cigarettes and other gifts I bought for him, "I'm here to thank you!"

The white-collar worker looked at me with some confusion.

Uncle Qiu was also stunned for a moment, and when the white-collar worker turned his head, he desperately winked at me.

As someone who always exposes each other's secrets, he was afraid that I would interfere and get rid of this white-collar worker.

I winked at him and handed him the gift with a smile: "This is to thank you, old man."

"You are..." He looked at me suspiciously, then looked at Liu Yutong, and suddenly acted as if he had suddenly realized something. "Lin Goudan from the next village! Oh my, I haven't seen you for a few years. You still remember to come and thank your uncle!"

I almost vomited blood - what?

Uncle Qiu took the gift with deep emotion - I had difficulty carrying the peanut oil, but he just touched it with both hands and put it into his bag silently. He looked solemn, kind and loving, which was really amazing.

It takes many years of stealing manhole covers and cutting electric wires to develop this divine right hand. How can Liu Qian and his ilk compare to it?

"Lin Goudan, I haven't seen you for a few years. Your daughter has grown up so much." Uncle Qiu chuckled, "You are still thinking of giving me a gift. Alas, I can't do anything to help you except telling your fortune!"

Liu Yutong pouted and tried to explain something, but I covered her mouth in time. I looked at him with a fake smile: "Oh, benefactor, don't say that. I traveled all over the country from Tieling to find you... I heard that you were arrested for harassing women a few days ago, and I was worried."

The female white-collar worker looked at the old man warily, pulled her collar, and said in a panic, "I have something to do, I'll leave first." Then she ran away.

The old man stared at the white-collar worker walking away with his waist twisted, and looked at me angrily: "What are you talking about, kid? The duck that was in your hand has flown away!"

I made a face and said, "Stop hurting others! They've almost lost all their money from stock trading, and you still want to cheat them. Do you have any morals?"

"Poor child!" The old man slapped his thigh and cried out in agony, "You know nothing! That woman has a cheating face, her underwear is the most coquettish, and the perfume on her body is all high-end, just to cover up the smell of men - I've been squatting here for a few days, and I saw her hooking up with a rich fat guy and going out to fool around in the middle of the night a few days ago, but today she even pretended to be poor to bully an old man like me when she was having a fortune-telling. Do you think I should cheat her?"

Bah! You're so shameless that you can't even sneak a peek at my underwear? Are you squatting at a specific spot, specifically to commit fraud?

I looked at Liu Yutong who was listening curiously, and quickly covered her ears: "Don't learn bad things, kid."

"By the way, Xiaoshan?" The old man's eyes rolled and immediately replaced with a fox-like shrewdness, "Weren't you sent home by a beautiful woman in a luxury car a few days ago? Why don't you show some respect to me now that you're rich?" He put on sunglasses and deliberately waited for me from behind the lenses, hinting.

Hey, you guy, are you setting your sights on Sister An Ru?

"Goudan doesn't know," I laughed, "I'm from the country, I don't have the same cunning mind as you." I pulled Liu Yutong and was about to leave.

"Hey, don't go, don't go!" Uncle Qiu suddenly became anxious, "I have something good to talk to you about..."