Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 68

Encountering Monsters on the Road

Xiaomei and her sister finally fell asleep in bed like toys whose batteries had run out.

And seeing how dazed and unconscious they both looked, they would probably sleep until the next morning.

It took me a while to explain the whole thing, from playing games to trick Xiaomei, to my sister getting off the track and causing both of us to get drunk, to me being forced to pick up underwear, and my sister secretly taking Aunt Wang's bra...

Of course, with my clever adaptation, the plot of picking up underwear became a scene where a drunken sister threw it around wantonly. As a loyal and brave brother, I braved the great shame and immorality, mustered up the courage to go deep behind enemy lines, and successfully got the underwear. However, I was caught red-handed by Mr. Qiu of the Japanese puppet army halfway. At the critical moment, my revolutionary teammate Liu Shitong appeared and saved me in time...

"But I saw you first, and then you discovered it?" she added doubtfully.

Ah, that is, when Liu Shitong, a Japanese puppet soldier, discovered her, and at the critical moment when her moral integrity fell to the ground, the beautiful lady Qiu...

Uh, something doesn't seem right...

"Anyway," I waved my hands helplessly, "I didn't expect this to be the outcome."

Liu Shitong was quietly peeling potatoes beside me, with a faint smile on her face. "You shouldn't have let your sister and Xiaomei drink." She glanced at me secretly. "Even at home, it's not good for girls to act so recklessly."

I looked at her with some emotion: "You are really a good wife and a loving mother!"

Liu Shitong turned her head away shyly, her thin shoulders trembling, "I'm not... look, look," she stretched out her hand uncomfortably, the potato in her hand was cut into a mess by the peeler, "I can't even do housework." She looked at me uneasily, pursed her lips slightly, as if she was worried about being laughed at by me.

"Auntie Wang next door is better at housework than you," I pretended to be helpless, "Should I just marry her instead?"

Liu Shitong burst out laughing, and the potato in her hand almost slipped to the ground, but I caught it in time with a difficult technique.

"How can you say marriage is so casual?" Liu Shitong took the ill-fated potato and evasively went to the sink to rinse it with water. Her voice suddenly became a little unnatural: "Yu, what kind of girl does Yushan like?"

"Me?" I smiled, "I like gentle girls like you..."

As soon as I said this, I felt my face getting hot.

But Liu Shitong was suddenly stunned. Her face was not only embarrassed but also happy. She even stuttered for a moment: "Ah...ah, really? Thank you, thank you..."

"You're welcome." I felt a little embarrassed by her and answered dryly.

We lowered our heads in a somewhat embarrassed manner, pretending to be busy. I chopped the garlic cloves very carefully, almost into a paste, while Shitong was washing the potatoes vigorously, with such force that she could even rub off the skin that was not scraped clean.

For a moment, the only sound in the kitchen was the sound of running water, which was extremely embarrassing.

Really... If you are not an experienced driver, you still have to force girls to flirt with you. It turns out that you are driving too fast. The pig hit the tree. I hit the pig...

I believe that if I were to flirt with Sister An Ru, she would definitely giggle and use provocative eyes to force me to tell you clearly what I like about her; if I were to flirt with a younger sister, I would probably be stared at with contempt the whole night...

But... the other person is Liu Shitong, who is not very good at getting along with others!

Seriously, I've been so used to getting along with my sister lately that I always get carried away by her.

Someone come to the rescue! Please! I'll give you 50 cents to buy spicy noodles!

"Is the meal ready?" Liu Yutong poked her head in curiously.

"Ah! Come on, come on!" I hurriedly grabbed this little savior, "Come on, Yutong, the Wei Ji Xian is gone, let's go out and buy some together!"

"Buying soy sauce? I can do it myself!" She pouted, "You cook and I'll go buy it. It'll be faster this way."

Hey, little girl, you're just greedy, but you're actually not stupid. You even came up with Adam Smith's theory of division of labor.

I coughed and said, "The soy sauce I want to buy is a special product that is pure natural, sun-dried, organic, pollution-free, and non-GMO! It's extremely difficult to choose! Come on, I'm worried, so I'll go with you!" But she didn't buy it and made a face at me, "I'll go by myself! Just tell me the brand."

I blushed a little when my nonsense was seen through.

Wow, your IQ is really not low... It's easy for you to lose me since you are so smart, okay?

Liu Shitong looked at us with a smile on her face and said, "Yutong, your brother wants to go with you, so you should accompany him."

Hey, hey, why does it sound like I'm the foil?

Yutong thought about it, came over and happily grabbed my arm: "Then let's go together!"

After a moment.

Holding a cup of Wei Ji Xian and some snacks in my hands, I walked home hand in hand with the jumping little girl.

Of course, I also bought some fake cigarettes and peanut oil as a gift to Mr. Qiu, intending to return the favor to those evildoers.

But you can't lie to that old devil. He won't curse me, but who knows if he will suddenly cause me some trouble.

I gently held Liu Yutong's hand, looked at her happy smile and brisk steps, and felt a sense of joy from the bottom of my heart.

The setting sun lengthened our shadows, the smell of late summer filled the streets at dusk, and a mysterious warmth rippled in my heart.

Ah... Life is supposed to be so beautiful...

Just then, an extremely discordant sound came into my ears.

It was a harsh recording. The dry sound was amplified by a low-quality loudspeaker and successfully achieved the effect of disturbing others.

"The magic doctor and the good medicine can cure all diseases; fortune-telling and naming are guaranteed to work..."

I stopped and looked at the source of the sound strangely.

Uncle Qiu?

Huh? Why did this old man suddenly think of coming here to generate income today?

I wanted to shout Uncle Qiu from a distance, but suddenly realized that I might disturb his "main job", so I decided to walk closer and say hello.

After all, depending on the needs of his job, this old guy can switch his disability status at any time - he may be blind, half deaf, or he may look crazy as if possessed by a god - it all depends on the client's needs and his career positioning.

Of course, as long as the urban management or creditors come, Uncle Qiu, who was blind, deaf, suffering from kidney deficiency and back pain the previous second, will in an instant, as if he had taken ten kilograms of Viagra. He will quickly pack up all the sundries, pack them into a big, snail-shell-like bag, and rush into the alley, towards freedom, at a speed no less than Liu Xiang.

Many customers who had not yet finished their fortune-telling and were squatting in front of the stall would be frightened by this weird scene, staring in amazement at him jumping up and down in the alley, carrying dozens of kilograms of odds and ends on his back, running as if he had activated cheats.

So during the period when "Ghost Blows Out the Light" was popular, he was called "Mountain Moving Taoist".

He also boasted for a long time.

Until the community conducted strict inspections, he moved to the public toilets in the park to open a business and showed up on time every day...

So his name changed again.

"The Taoist squatting in the pit".