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These three bear kids

"Lin Yushan..." An Qi kept repeating this name, as if she wanted to curse me to death, "Next time I see him, I will definitely defeat him fair and square!"

No... In a sense, you've already lost twice... As long as you don't castrate me, everything will be fine.

Suddenly, someone patted my shoulder from behind. A tall, blonde elf beauty patted my shoulder gently, and said with a hint of coldness: "You seem to be very famous, Yushan?"

I swallowed and stared at the familiar face - that was the image generated by Sister An Ru after scanning her own appearance, which was almost comparable to the standard beautiful face created by the system.

But the breasts...small breasts?

Could it be that Sister An Ru has some complaints about her figure? For example, she thinks it is too cumbersome or something like that?

"How do you know this is me?" I frowned. I don't know if it's because An Ru's explosive curves have been replaced by flat breasts, or because this is a virtual world, but I don't feel anxious when I'm around her.

"Angie told me. She provided the game invitation codes for both of us."

Sister An Ru stretched her muscles excitedly, "The VR world is so fun. The scenery is really nice."

I smiled bitterly. In China, any online game will eventually become a fight over krypton gold or a war between guilds. Only newcomers like Sister An Ru will watch the scenery.

We silently watched Wu Ke's disappointed expression and couldn't help but sigh: This girl is really miserable. She was actually ntr in the game.

Well, it seems that I am still the protagonist...but I absolutely cannot tell her my name.

Just as An Qi was lamenting the injustice of the world and the endless occurrence of minotaur incidents, three duck-like shouts suddenly broke out from the crowd:

"This mountain is mine."

"I am in this village."

"If Xianchong wants to confess his love, we will do something bad!"

The crowd that had been talking about something suddenly became excited and looked at the three people who were approaching.

For some reason, I sensed a deep, familiar scent of sex from them.

It was the aura cultivated from years of ** experience and watching AV, which made all the girls present couldn't help but have a nauseous feeling similar to morning sickness, as if they were three living, wretched human BUFFs.

When I saw their character names clearly, I couldn't help but want to curse:

Damn, this world is so small!

"One-eyed Li Shimin", "Sick Guan Suo Wei Suo", "Stone is not hard at all" - MD, it turned out to be these three naughty kids?

That’s right, although these three guys chose men, they looked more wretched than the goblin players next to them. That was a revelation of their nature that transcended all dimensions and could not be concealed by data and character templates.

King Billy was going crazy because he couldn't find "Lin Yushan". Suddenly, he saw three sneaky players jumping out in front of him. All of a sudden, he poured all his anger on them: "Get out of here! My confession failed. If you keep yelling, I'll chop you off!"

The curious crowd hid aside one after another, and a few high-level and knowledgeable players couldn't help but shout out: "Ah! They are members of the "Couple Burners" guild!"


"One-eyed Li Shimin" laughed loudly: "Women's clothing is not as good as female characters, transvestites are the king, our goal is to teach you dogs and men who show affection in the game and destroy the good atmosphere!"

King Billy roared and pulled out the huge sword that looked like a door panel from his back: "You idiot, I'll chop you up!"

Everyone present was shocked. In this game, it was impossible to see the player's specific status unless they entered the battle, but this guy seemed to be very domineering and had his own way!

'One-eyed Li Shimin' screamed and took two steps back, making a movement similar to an epileptic seizure that I had only seen when Uncle Qiu was fortune-telling: his whole body was stiff, his eyes rolled back, and he was muttering something.

I thought that he would follow the fortune-teller's routine and cry out something like "Sir, you are wearing a 'bra' on your face..."

Unexpectedly, this guy actually made a vomiting gesture and spat out a pool of greasy stuff from his mouth, which sprayed all over "Mighty Billy King".

Grease Technique? I frowned. Isn't this a move from a game from the last century?

In a sense, An Qi, who was "killed", screamed, picked up the sword and slashed at "One-eyed Li Shimin", but before she could raise her hand, the grinning "Bing Guan Suo Wei Suo" next to her hit King Billy in the face with a big fireball. With a pig-killing howl and the system sound of ping-pong, King Billy fell silently, leaving a corpse on the spot.

What the hell? This girl is... so weak?

I and the people around me were stunned.

Is all this powerful equipment of yours just for eating shit?

"Fuck, what bad luck, after all this time I got a level 10 trumpet. You're really showing off." Li Shiming shook his head and looked at Shi Geng apologetically, "Next time I find a high-level couple, I'll burn it for you. You should practice the big fireball with Wei Suo first, and then we can cooperate well and burn one accurately!"

Shi Xiaochi next to him nodded, and then the three of them held hands and stepped on Billy Wang's mighty body with smiles on their faces, taking screenshots of various obscene positions as souvenirs.

The audience around shouted that it was boring and walked away with a click of the tongue.

No... this is too embarrassing. My face is getting hot and I can't help but blend into the crowd, trying to stay as far away from these guys as possible.

But before I could even think of this, I heard a cold and arrogant voice beside me: "You three wretched guys, why are you relying on your numbers to bully others?"

Sister An Ru, with her hands on her hips, walked towards the trio with a hint of coldness, like a great hero who wanted to seek justice for her unjustly killed sister.

Big sister? You are still wearing the novice outfit! I gasped as if I had a toothache, watching the scene I least wanted to see happen.

Li Shimin looked like a bandit and a troublemaker, and looked at her name: Anru.

No matter how you look at it, the other person must be a newbie who just created an account, right? He was wearing a simple newbie outfit that looked like underwear, and he looked harmless and innocent...

When I saw the lewd smile on Li Shiming's lips, I felt a little nervous.

"Ahaha, brother, you're new to this game? Create a female character? Wow, that's classy. You can masturbate when you have nothing to do. I like it."

"Oh, if I had known earlier, I would have asked Shi Geng to build a female character, so that the brothers in the group can have some fun."

"Weisuo, did you jerk off all your brains when you were masturbating? If you dare to do that, Tengxiang will have to ban you."

I looked at these three funny guys, who seemed to be old farmers chatting in the fields, talking about Sister An Ru unscrupulously. I couldn't help but feel a little angry, and I stood up and shouted, "Enough! Three bastards, stand up!"

"Who are you..." Li Shimin looked at me impatiently. When he saw my name, 'NYH', he was obviously stunned for a moment, and then he confirmed the name of the player next to me again in a daze.

Anru——Anru

The teeth of the three clowns began to chatter.





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