Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 36

Confession

I coughed twice deliberately: "This is impossible."

"Look!" the girl screamed as if she had found evidence, "There's clearly something fishy going on! Wasn't that just a kiss on the cheek? Do you have the guts to do it?"

"Fuck you!" I glared at her. "An Ru has her period today and she's not feeling well. How can I fuck you?"

Sister An Ru blushed slightly and rolled her eyes at me, as if to say, "It's amazing that you could make that up."

"My child..." I lectured her in a tone of a senior: "There are many beautiful women in the world, why do you have to poach them? At your age, you should read more books and stop masturbating. You can choose any beautiful woman in the future, right? You still have a girlfriend, right?"

The girl looked at us with gnashing teeth: "Humph, you pig, you're right, I have a girlfriend! There's no need to envy you! Sister An Ru, it's too late for you to regret now! Wait until this stinky man gets tired of you..."

"I won't even give you a hundred bucks?" I blinked. "Is that what you're talking about? Lilies are great, but they can't give birth. Do you have any future for them? When you're old and ugly, and your girlfriend leaves you, what are you going to do when you're alone in your room? As the old saying goes, if you don't have enough parts, you can use cucumbers to make up for it. You'll have to masturbate silently for the rest of your life. You might as well just get married!"

Sister An Ru quietly pushed me, and I suddenly realized that I might have said too much. An Qi in front of me seemed a little depressed, with her head down and silent.

I am indeed a little confused. After all, lesbianism is not a bad thing. But did my previous remarks touch the weak spot of this child's self-esteem?

An Qi raised her head with a sad smile: "No, no, my girlfriend would never do that."

I gritted my teeth and decided to play the role of the bad guy to the end - hate me if you want.

"How can you be sure? Maybe he is just trying to trick you online to make you happy, and he might actually be a fat old man wearing a vest! In today's online society, there are all kinds of monsters! Our neighbor Aunt Wang even used her daughter's photo as her profile picture and tried to scam people online!"

That's right... Every time I think about this, I can only say: food packaging is for reference only, the inside is poisonous...

An Qi blushed: "She sent me her photo!"

"Too naive! How do you know it's me?"

"I just know it! She is so stupid that it makes people feel sorry for her. That's why I decided to protect her well!" She glanced at Sister An Ru with sad eyes, "If you don't believe me, log on and see for yourself!"

"Yushan," Sister An Ru whispered in my ear, "Let's go and take a look. If that netizen has bad intentions, we can prevent her from being deceived, right..."

Her warm breath gently sprayed beside my ear, making half of my body limp. I nodded without any ability to resist... Whenever I was with her, it seemed that my IQ immediately became negative.

"Anqi," I laughed sarcastically, "If you have the guts, let us see your 'girlfriend'. It's okay, don't worry. If it's really an uncle, I can lend you Anru's shoulder to cry on for a while."

The girl's face turned red with anger, and she immediately picked up the phone beside her to call her butler: "Uncle Liu, please help me get the helmets from the car! Yes, I need three!"

A moment later.

The first time I touched this textured VR helmet, I couldn’t help but sigh: it’s good to have money.

After all, fans like me have never played these latest VR games. The price of this neural access helmet alone is enough to cover Taoyao and I's living expenses for two months.

An Ru also looked at me somewhat bewilderedly—no doubt, she never played games either.

"Just find a flat place to lie down and put it on." Looking at us game novices, An Qi had a mysterious sense of superiority. "This thing can block nerve signals, and the physical sensation in reality will be close to zero, so it's best to lie down."

Lie down? I looked around, but there was only one bed here?

"You, you can go lie down on the cushioned bed over there." Sister An Ru coughed lightly and pointed to the corner.

"Sister is mine!" An Qi hugged An Ru tightly with a triumphant look on her face, while she touched An Ru with lustful eyes.

I shook my head helplessly - this guy has really lost all his moral integrity.

I slowly adjusted my posture on the soft cushioned bed, put on the helmet, and slowly immersed myself in the VR world.

Following the sound of hymns, I slowly woke up from the temple...

"Please select your race and gender," a sweet female voice sounded in my ear.

Well, these games are all the same. I scratched my head impatiently, randomly selected a tall and mighty male image, randomly named myself "NYH Captain" and entered the game.

[System]: You have received a friend invitation.

【Mighty Billy King】invites you to add him as a friend.

Who is this? I have a clue when I see the name.

You accepted the invitation.

[Mighty Billy King]: Pig, come directly to the south gate of the Novice Village. I'm going to confess my feelings here! Sister An Ru is already here, hurry up!

Hey, hey...is this really a good name for a girl?

I ran to the South Gate happily, where a group of people had already gathered.

No, it's a group of players...

Minotaurs, goblins, tentacle monsters...all kinds of mess.

In the center of the crowd were two people, one was a small and beautiful elf, and the other was...

Well, a tall and strong bald human with a Ge You face.

What is going on here? Why are these evil spirits surrounding a beautiful elf girl? Are they confessing their love or are they plotting a black beast?

"I've liked you for a long time." Bald Ge You made a look that he thought was very melancholy, which to me was like the expression of someone suffering from phantom limb pain after being raped.

"Let's get married!" He grabbed the elf beauty's hand and knelt on one knee, "Xiaomei, I love you!"

The monsters burst into screams like middle-aged women watching a romance drama, but my eyes almost popped out of their sockets: What? Xiaomei?

I must be mistaken, it must be...

The beautiful elf shook her head and uttered an awkward voice that was almost stuttering: "I'm sorry, I, I already have someone I like..."

"Who is it! Tell me the name of that bastard!" Wu Ke bit his handkerchief, as if he was about to rush over and chop his love rival to the ground and force him to delete his account.

"Yes, it's a real person." She stammered.

"Tell me his name! At least let me know who I lost to!" The bald Wu Ke seemed to be a knight who had failed in love, and his mouth was full of standard lines from Qiong Yao's dramas of the last century.

"He," the beautiful elf scratched the ground with her toes, "his name is Lin Yushan..."

After saying this, she bowed shyly and disappeared.

I don't know why, but I suddenly became different...