Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 28

The Thirteen Girls Band

My scream was stuck in my throat as my anger burned fiercely: Fuck, you dare to come to my territory and act wild?

I was just about to rush over and kick him hard in the butt, but the guy actually spotted me instantly by the sound of his footsteps - your tracking skills are really amazing.

The stalker got startled, stood up and ran down the corridor in panic.

I chased him all the way to the neighborhood square. When I saw that he was about to escape, I couldn't help but shout in anger: "Catch the thief!"

This led to a series of tragedies that followed.

Coming towards us from the square was the "Thirteen Women's Band" which had just finished an evening revelry.

It happened so suddenly that I had no choice but to shout to warn the ladies: "Be careful! The thief is running towards you!"

The aunties stopped chatting and their eyes were fixed like eagles on the "thief" running towards them.

The aunties who usually worry about the gossip of other people and the three-eyed rat in the Wang family now show their hideous carnivorous nature.

I bet that if Shaolin Temple removed the Eighteen Bronze Men Formation and hired the aunties to go there, then any monk who dared to go down the mountain would have his head beaten into a rotten watermelon. Even Qiao Feng would probably be beaten so badly that even his grandmother wouldn't recognize him, no matter if he was a Khitan or a Sudanese.

“Get out of the way!”

The stalker shouted loudly, hoping to use his intimidation to clear a path between the aunties, but when he got in front of them, he found that no one paid any attention to him.

What made him even more dumbfounded was that the middle-aged woman in the lead had already picked up the mop handle next to her and was waving it left and right in her hand, creating gusts of wind.

The hero is Aunt Lin, the coach of the 800,000 square dance guards. She has many years of experience in mopping and cleaning large supermarkets. She wields a long-handled mop that is as powerful as a dragon and unpredictable.

She swung the mop and hit the guy's shoulder hard. The stalker classmate jumped up screaming like a monkey that had been whipped.

And taking advantage of this time, several middle-aged women have surrounded him in the Beidou Tiangang formation to prevent this guy from escaping again.

The stalker classmate narrowed his eyes, aimed at the thinnest old lady, and tried desperately to push her away and escape.

The old lady was furious: How dare you look down on me?

Her title is "Chitra Heavenly King Molihong", which means the one among the Four Heavenly Kings in Journey to the West who plays the pipa as a DJ - but times are changing, and in order to dance and sing, the old lady carries a "Red Star" tape recorder from the 1980s, which is very heavy and has a volume that can bombard the entire square.

The old man didn't say anything. He picked up the recorder, twisted his body and swung it on the spot like a spinning top, or like the Blade Storm of the Sword Master in Warcraft, and slammed the black iron recorder hard on the stalker's head.

For a moment I clenched my fists, afraid that he would faint.

I believe that few people would be willing to have the following written on their death certificate: beaten to death by square dance aunties.

After all, no matter how serious the crime was in the previous life, at least the way of death should be guaranteed to be human rights.

The dizzy stalker stumbled towards the person he least wanted to offend: Aunt Wang next door.

When "Captain America" ​​was still unknown, her name had already spread throughout the commune: "Model Worker Captain."

How powerful is Aunt Wang?

I can scare you with just one sentence: She is the leader of these square dance aunties.

Did you see the bright red "Neighborhood Committee" sign on her arm?

Do you know Mr. Qiu who guards the gate? In the 1960s, the two had sex in the cornfield. The obese Aunt Wang used a powerful "**" to crush the old man's kidney. Since then, the man who could break rocks with his chest has become a security guard in this residential area, sighing for decades.

Even the impotence medicine on TV station XX couldn't cure him. I once saw him staring at the TV program angrily and saying:

It's all fake, it's all bullshit.

Aunt Wang embraced the thief in her arms with a loving attitude, and her strong arms held him against her chest like a python, making him unable to move.

Aunt Wang roared like thunder: "Sisters, I caught him!"

Aunt Wang has six children at home. Her many years of breastfeeding experience and the lack of awareness of women's health in that particular era have caused her breasts to become very sagging. Her breasts, which are as big as volleyballs, are now tightly clamped on the stalker, making him unable to breathe and his face flushed.

This trick of "Emei Facial Cleanser" has killed countless martial arts masters. He is not the first nor the last.

I was a little hesitant whether to call the police to save his life.

The stalker classmate let out a real cry: "Help, help!"

It is wrong to mistreat prisoners of war...

So Aunt Wang let him go.

Unexpectedly, this kid didn't understand the old revolutionary's tolerance. He took out a fruit knife from his pocket and cried, "Go away!"

Look, that screaming sound is like a little girl being pinned to the ground by a black uncle.

This action completely angered the aunt.

"How dare you use a knife, kid?"

"You're rebelling!"

"Which family? Where are your parents?"

"Sisters, we can't let him go!"

The aunties were all ready to go, and some even took out their own hula hoops, fitness balls and other magical tools, which made me scared.

The stalker classmate had no one to turn to and was so scared that he was about to cry.

"Alright, alright!" I felt that if the fight continued it would turn into a tragedy, so I quickly stepped forward to smooth things over, "Stop it!"

Unexpectedly, the boy didn't appreciate it. He stared at me angrily and yelled, "It's all your fault. You're just talking nonsense!"

Fuck, a dog bites Lu Dongbin? I sneered.

You're done.

I put on a righteous look and stared at him coldly: "Boy, stealing is wrong... How about this, if you hand over the underwear you stole from the aunties, I can still let you go."

This sentence worked wonders.

There was real murderous intent in the eyes of the aunts!

That’s right, murderous intent!