Run away?
"Are you okay?" I handed an ice pack to Uncle Qiu. Uncle Qiu took it without saying a word and covered his head with it - his hairy head was hit hard by Auntie and now there was a pigeon egg-sized bump on it.
Uncle Qiu put the ice pack on his head, grimaced in pain, and let out a pitiful cry without any spirit.
Opposite him, Aunt Wang was sitting on the sofa with her legs crossed. She looked at him coldly and snorted softly.
Uncle Qiu was so frightened that he shuddered, quickly shut his mouth and stared at her nervously.
I suppressed my laughter as I watched the two of them sitting face to face in silence. I couldn't help but joke, "Uncle Qiu, if I hadn't come forward to explain just now, I think you would have lost your life today."
Uncle Qiu frowned and was about to retort when Aunt Wang opposite him suddenly raised her chin and stared at him with a hint of threat. This old-fashioned evildoer suddenly felt as if he was being criticized. He lowered his head in grievance and sat on the sofa without saying a word.
"Old Qiu... do you still remember the first time I beat you like this?"
"I remember! I remember!" Uncle Qiu nodded like a chicken pecking at rice and explained to me, "It's about Grandma Li..."
Grandpa Qiu turned around and explained to me that when the two were still young, there was a long-lived old lady named Li in the village. She was very old and was known for her dim eyesight and extremely loud voice.
That day, the village held its first criticism and denunciation meeting, and invited this highly respected old lady to lead all the production team party members in taking an oath at the end of the meeting.
However, since the old lady was illiterate, she could only ask Uncle Qiu to teach her how to read the slogan on the note.
"What's the slogan?"
"We must actively participate in the 'basic militia' and 'ordinary militia' and resolutely surround the landlords and bullies!" Uncle Qiu wiped his sweat, "That was the slogan of our village at that time. The county leaders also came to visit, so the slogan must not be wrong."
"How did you teach her?" I stared at Uncle Qiu's depressed face and felt something was wrong.
Uncle Qiu stammered and was unable to speak.
"We must actively participate in the 'chicken 8 militia' and the 'pain militia' and resolutely defend the landlords and bullies!" Aunt Wang rolled her eyes and said helplessly, "This is how your uncle Qiu asked the old lady to take the oath with the party members."
I almost laughed out loud... How much hatred do you have!
"The county magistrate's face turned green at that moment," Aunt Wang recalled with gusto. "Everyone in the playground was laughing, but Grandma Li upstairs was the only one staring at us stupidly, not understanding why no one was reciting along."
"Even so, you shouldn't beat me like that!" Uncle Qiu looked at Auntie aggrievedly.
"Bah, beating you is too light!" Aunt Wang looked at him hatefully, "Since then, all the soldiers in our village have been called "Ji Ba Militia" outside. Is it your fault?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Uncle Qiu quickly admitted his mistake, "But this time, what happened to Erdan is really not..."
The old man tried his best to explain the whole thing, fearing that Aunt Wang would get angry again and use some big move like Blade Storm to beat him, the "chicken militia" and turn him into a "painful militia".
Seeing that the situation was basically stable, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief... Let's leave these old grudges to them to resolve on their own.
I got up and walked towards my sister's room.
It was me who caused all this trouble for Erdan at school. I kept making trouble for most of the night and ended up with the house smelling like vomit and drunken uncles. I felt really sorry for Taoyao.
Two girls were teasing Lin Goudan in the room. For some reason, no matter how the girls teased him, the poor little thing always curled up into a ball, shivering, looking at the door with an alert look on his face.
"Have you finished the work outside?" Tao Yao looked at me with a frown.
I nodded and glanced at the trembling puppy. "But Aunt Wang hasn't left yet."
Classmate Goudan looked at me pitifully, as if with a hint of pleading.
"Those two people were fighting so fiercely just now!" Xiaomei patted her chest with lingering fear, "Are they really brother and sister?"
Taoyao and I said in unison: "It must be!"
Xiaomei looked at us with a smile and said nothing. Taoyao seemed a little embarrassed, and quickly puffed up her cheeks and glared at me: "Tomorrow I will learn a few moves from Aunt Wang, specifically to deal with you!"
"Let's wait until you have that much tonnage first..." I shrugged, staring at my sister's chest, "Well, it seems unlikely at the moment..."
My sister gave me a light kick on the calf.
"Tonight...if it really doesn't work out, I'll just go back..." Xiaomei said uncomfortably, "The sofa is stained, and Brother Yushan can't sleep."
Good girl, it’s okay, my bed is big, we can squeeze in... I said to myself.
Of course, if I say it out loud, I'm afraid I'll just repeat Mr. Qiu's life tragedy...
You can't mess with your sister... If you have a conflict with her, she'll probably end up being a yandere...
It would be fine if I took the yandere path, but... ahem.
Have you seen Mr. Qiu's later life? What is German orthopedics? This is a rip-off...
"Yeah... that's true... I don't want to stay at home any longer either." The younger sister rolled her eyes, as if she had thought of something, "The house is full of the uncle's stink and alcohol. Let's open the windows tonight to let the air out and come back tomorrow."
"Wait a minute?" I could smell a hint of danger from the words, "What do you mean by come back tomorrow? Where are you going?"
"I want to move out!" Taoyao pouted and looked at me, "The house stinks!"
Hey, hey... What's the excuse? The house stinks? Did you see the dog complain? Do you know how much more sensitive a dog's nose is than a human's?
Goudan listened to our conversation, blinked, and rushed towards Xiaomei, whining pitifully, as if begging for shelter.
"Well..." I scratched my head, "You're going out to stay for this late at night? It's not safe at this late hour!"
My sister put her hands on her hips and looked at me with a face full of resentment, "You are the one who took in this weird uncle? You are involved in everything! Your sister complained that the house was smelly and you didn't care? It's dangerous. If you feel sorry for me, then come with me!"
Huh? I feel like something is wrong...
Why does this logic... feel a bit like "Planning"?
Xiaomei looked at us, seeming a little confused: "So, you two are going to stay in a hotel together?"
Tao Yao seemed to feel that she couldn't let this girl reveal the truth, so she coughed and began to explain: "I just went out to hide and get rid of the smell in the house...get rid of the smell!"
I still felt it was a bit weird, so I scratched my head and prepared to refuse. But my sister saw my hesitation, narrowed her eyes and leaned close to my ear: "Anyway, I want to stay out tonight, do you mind? The gangsters are so rampant now, are you going to let me go out alone?"
I shrugged helplessly: "Forget it, forget it...it's up to you, it's up to you..."
After a while, the three of us packed up our things and headed out the door.
"Where are you going so late?" Aunt Wang and Uncle Qiu stopped negotiating and looked up at us suspiciously.
"Xiaomei wants to go home. Taoyao and I think the house smells too bad, so we plan to move out." I don't know why I felt a little guilty, so I hurriedly handed the key to Aunt Wang: "Aunt Wang, remember to lock the door when you leave..."
After that, I took the two girls and ran towards the door like flying...
Uncle Qiu looked at us strangely and shouted to me meaningfully from a distance:
"Yushan... don't follow the old path of your predecessors..."
I gritted my teeth and raised my middle finger, feeling a little awkward, I pulled my sister's hand and walked out the door...
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