Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! - Chapter 111

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Crazy War

"Lanhua?" Uncle Qiu looked at Aunt Wang in astonishment, unable to react for a moment. "You, what are you doing?"

Aunt Wang looked at him coldly - I often see this kind of look on Taoyao's face, the scientific name of which is "mockery towards the useless brother".

"It was you who brought that bastard Zhang Erdan into our neighborhood?" Aunt Wang crossed her arms and looked at Uncle Qiu with narrowed eyes.

Actually, the phrase "holding her chest with both hands" is not quite appropriate... Both her hands and chest are a bit exaggerated in diameter...

“No, no!” Uncle Qiu stared and shook his head, occasionally glancing at him to check his escape route, and quietly slipped to the other end of the corridor. “Lanhua, how could I sell you to Erdan? You really underestimate your brother… ahem, you underestimate me.”

Aunt Wang didn't say anything. She just took out a tattered trumpet from behind her back with a sullen face and threw it at Uncle Qiu's feet: "Look for yourself! Whose thing is this!"

I saw Uncle Qiu's surprised expression. I guess he recognized the thing at a glance as the house-guarding treasure he placed at the door of the reception room. Whenever a car tried to park in the open space of our community, his eyes would light up, and he would proudly pick up the thing and shout at the owner, "Five dollars for parking!"

Uncle Qiu was just about to bend down tremblingly to pick up his tortured revolutionary compatriot, when he suddenly felt a murderous aura mixed with the sound of wind coming from above his head!

Years of counter-revolutionary experience such as stealing manhole covers and cutting electric wires have trained the old man to have unusual reflexes. He didn't have time to think about it, and with a scream, he rolled to the side, just avoiding the mop handle that was falling on his head by one centimeter.

Aunt Wang's sudden attack was so powerful that it didn't hit Uncle Diu, but it completely smashed the trumpet into pieces.

This young comrade, who seemed to have only a few months to live, angrily shouted out his last words, "The boss is a bastard and not a human being," and then the account was completely scrapped with a "swish".

"Lanhua, what are you doing!" Grandpa Qiu dodged to the side in shock, blinking and looking at Aunt Wang in horror. At this moment, the old lady had Aunt Lin's mop handle in her hand, and she was dancing with it so vigorously that it seemed that all the fat on her body was shaking.

"I'll beat you to death, you heartless person!" Aunt Wang wailed and glared at Uncle Qiu. "It was you who let him in and gave him a horn to make him moan here. You've made me lose face!"

Aunt Wang looked at Uncle Qiu with a face full of resentment. The murderous mop in her hand and her expression full of affection formed a dizzying contrast...

Is this the legendary yandere?

No! I will never admit it! I will never admit it! I wiped the sweat off my face.

It was obvious that Uncle Qiu was almost frightened to the point of peeing his pants. Generally speaking, many protagonists of novels about sister control will face such a situation: the sister who has been secretly in love with you for many years threatens you with a weapon and blames you for introducing other men to her.

But if anyone says that this kind of yandere scene is warm and attractive, Uncle Qiu will jump up with red eyes and fight him to the death!

My god, this girl weighs 200 pounds!

Damn it! If this girl hits you with the cleaning mop in her hand, your head will turn into a rotten watermelon in an instant!

This little sister is probably from the beast tribe, right? The mop handle in your hand, isn't it the machete of the sword master?

Uncle Qiu obviously realized Aunt Wang's incomparable destructive power at the moment. He rolled his eyes and began to cry out, seeking reinforcements from his companions: "Oh my! Erdan! Yushan! Come out and judge for yourself! Your Aunt Wang is trying to kill you!"

Trembling with fear, I glanced at Goudan beside me. The little thing had a pitiful expression that said "Please don't open the door". I quickly picked up the poor little guy, tremblingly reciting to myself, 'The sheep kicked the jade rabbit, and the jade rabbit cried out in pain,' hoping that I could escape this disaster.

Uncle Qiu outside the door looked like a lone hero facing a tragic BOSS. On the one hand, he complained and advised Lanhua not to be impulsive, on the other hand, he quickly picked up all kinds of things from the side, trying his best to deal with the sudden attack.

Uncle Qiu picked up a small bucket beside him and put it on his head, like a funny toy soldier. He also picked up the small bed table I threw outside and used it as a shield. He covered half of his face in a wretched manner and looked at Aunt Wang with pleading eyes.

Aunt Wang was so angry at his attitude of begging for mercy while refusing to surrender that she took small steps with her fat body, roared, raised her hand fiercely, and chopped at Uncle Qiu with a long-handled weapon as if it were a samurai sword.

when!

A dull sound scared the policeman and Xiao Liu so much that their hair stood on end.

This... this TM mop handle really cuts like a samurai sword...

Fortunately, Uncle Qiu lowered his head and raised his shield in time, barely blocking the devastating blow. Otherwise, with half of his kidney missing, he might not have been able to work in the counter-revolutionary street stall industry for the rest of his life.

At this moment, my low-quality bedside table that cost thirty-eight and a half yuan actually showed a quality that exceeded that of forty yuan. It did not break into pieces under this shocking blow, but instead sawdust flew everywhere and the surface began to crack.

Uncle Qiu bared his teeth and backed away repeatedly, as if his wrist was numb from the huge impact. He wiped the sweat off his forehead and shouted hurriedly, "Lanhua! Let's talk nicely! You are trying to kill me!"

"I don't want your life," Aunt Wang laughed coldly, holding the 'steel knife' and standing still, "I want your remaining kidney!"

Uncle Qiu had a look of despair on his face. He kept shouting in pain to wear down the opponent's will to fight, while picking up a sponge mop from the ground. He held a shield in one hand and a gun in the other, using the classic long spear and small shield of the ancient Greek phalanx.

Of course, this Greek formation that is invincible all over the world requires a queue combination.

I guess if ten Uncle Qiu came and lined up in a row, crying and shouting, occupying half of the corridor, charging at the same time with shields, according to the "ant swarms kill elephants" effect, maybe they could...

Kill some of Aunt Wang's HP

What? Down with Aunt Wang?

(Poof! Are you lying?)

Aunt Wang disliked the cleaning mop being in the way, so she simply pulled off the mop head, turning it into a metal stick, and swung it in the air. Xiao Liu and the police had no intention of resisting Aunt Wang, and they hid aside obediently, shouting empty slogans such as "Don't be impulsive" and "Talk it over nicely".

Aunt Wang held her breath and rushed to Uncle Qiu in one step. Uncle Qiu screamed and shot out like a dragon. The sponge soaked in dirty water almost hit Aunt Wang's face, but she dodged it by tilting her head.

Aunt Wang shook the mop handle in her hand violently, and in an instant, three different movement trajectories appeared, poking towards the old man's head and kidneys on both sides...

This move was once used by Sasaki Kojiro in FATE STAY NIHGHT. It was called "Swallow Return"...

Holy shit...isn't this an anime move...

I don't understand why this weird sword move appeared in this peaceful and calm Chinese community, but at this moment the agile hero, Uncle Qiu, was complaining continuously. After three consecutive slashes, Uncle Qiu's helmet fell off, his shield was lost, and he retreated to the corner, holding his waist and jumping like a monkey.