Chapter 938
"Holy crap!"
"This is amazing!"
"I didn't expect it was a talking dog!"
"Before this, we always heard from the news that the R Nation was being tortured by ferocious dogs! I didn't expect that they were led by this dog!"
"Wait! Haven't you found this dog is quite familiar?"
"Damn! Isn't . . . it the Mighty King in the movie that came out last year?"
"Crap! That's it! In this way . . . my God, Xu Que was the producer and the director of that movie!"
"Holy crap!"
"Damn! It turns out the scenes in that movie were not special effects!"
"This guy's movie really sucked . I really wish I knew who to complain to about it . "
. . .
According to all the topics raised by Buttface, the netizens remembered the movie which was so popular in the world last year . Xu Que changed his appearance in the movie . Therefore, nobody could associate him with last year's movie . However, the appearance of Buttface aroused people's discussions and memories immediately . Then people started to associate Xu Que with the movie released last year .
Suddenly, a lot of news media hired bold interview teams offering substantial rewards and sent those teams to the R Nation to try to interview Buttface .
At the very beginning, Buttface didn't want to respond to the interview invitations for it would be beneath his dignity . The next day, however, when he knew the interviews would be broadcast to the world, he accepted the interview invitations immediately .
That day, people all around the world gathered in front of their TVs or computers to watch the live broadcast .
At the beginning of the live broadcast, Buttface appeared on camera . Wearing a suit and a pair of wire-rimmed glasses, he was walking up the street like a human . He had even combed the hair on his forehead . Behind him, a pack of dogs were following him swaggeringly .
The entire street was almost occupied by Buttface . According to his order, all shops in this street could only make and sell Smelly Tofu for he was about to build the Smelly Tofu Street of the Exploding Heavens Faction .
Whenever he passed by a stall, he would give instructions or comment on the goods majestically like an emperor .
"Eh-eh-eh, pay attention to the oil temperature! Turn the fire down a little bit!"
"Damn! Don't you know how to cook Smelly Tofu? That tofu is broken!"
"Crap! What you did is incorrect!"
"No, no! All of you are wrong!"
"How dare you cut corners in front of me! You even don't add excrement in the pot . How could you say it is the Smelly Tofu? Someone bring me my precious golden wolf excrement!"
. . .
All the reporters and photographers beside him were dumbfounded .
Buttface asked his underling to add excrement to the pot . Then he tasted the tofu in the pot . This scene made all reporters and photographers vomit on the spot .
They had thought Buttface was kidding just now . They didn't expect he could really eat the Smelly Tofu cooked with excrement . Does this mean Buttface really believes the Smelly Tofu should be cooked with excrement?
This is totally maddening!
The netizens were also confused .
I've heard so many people say they would eat excrement during a live show . But this is the first time I have ever seen one do it with my own eyes!
At last, the reporters couldn't watch it anymore . They rushed up and started the interview immediately .
"Hello, distinguished Mighty King, do you know Xu Que? Could you comment on the fight between him and the three angels, please?"
"What? Xu Que? Don't mention this name in front of me . I will always be annoyed when I hear it!"
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