Chapter 794: 794
"Lao Cai is good . I never thought he would be willing to top up more than $20,000 to my phone . Xu Que sat on the roof of the inn, feeling very happy and waiting for the film to be sent . But with the internet speed, it would probably take at least four to five days .
Well, I can't just sit here waiting and doing nothing . Even if I am fine with this, I don't think Buttface would be willing to do so .
But soon, Xu Que came up with a good idea and summoned the System . "System, give me ten strong sleeping pills with chocolate flavor . Wait, one more with crap flavor!"
Then he walked close to Buttface and said gently, "Buttface, here, here, eat the chocolate . …"
Buttface, who was still practically in a coma, opened his mouth and swallowed all 11 sleeping pills .
"Crickey! I hope this amount of sleeping pills is not too much for him!"
This strong sleeping pill would even put an elephant to sleep for at least ten days . I guess Buttface will wake up about a year and a half from now after taking this amount of sleeping pills .
"Never mind, at least I won't be bothered by him for a long time . " Xu Que smiled and put the phone next to Buttface . He set up an Array of Spiritual Level and left .
During the next week, Xu Que lived a very luxurious life in the Imperial Palace . He slept in Madame's bedroom for a few nights and in Su Yunlan's as well . From time to time, he also went to flirt with Su Ling'er and brought some chocolate to Su Xiao Qi .
On the eighth day, he thought about the film business and went back to the roof of the inn . Buttface was still sleeping, his saliva drooling all around him . Xu Que was speechless when he saw this and picked up his phone .
He was surprised to find that the phone had lost its connection to the internet . Luckily, the film had been successfully sent to Lao Cai, but because there was no internet, he had not received any messages from Lao Cai .
"What is going on?" Xu Que frowned .
As the film has been sent to Lao Cai, I am supposed to receive his messages, so something must have happened after it was sent . Right! The signal!
Xu Que turned around to see Buttface and saw his feet were still on the cable . Then he looked around and noticed that one of the four Signal Boosters was burned out .
"Holy crap! It can't be burned out!" Xu Que's eyes opened wide, he was so shocked . He hurriedly picked up the cable and put it back into the System's parcel .
"System, can you repair this burned-out Signal Booster?!"
Ding! "After detecting it, the Signal Booster can't be repaired!" The System answered quickly .
"No, no, no! I have to know how the box office went from my film! I can't lose connection with Earth . You have to help me!" Xu Que was almost going mad .
However, his request was declined .
Xu Que was really upset . For him, the box office was not that important . The reason why he was so upset was that he had not even had the opportunity to get in touch with his sister . …
"Screw you! I am really pissed off!" Xu Que clenched his fists and looked into the sky .
There are only three ways left: Cultivate harder to get one Big Growth Gift Bag; Kill a cultivator of the Great Vehicle Stage to get a Big Mystery Bag; or I continue to act tough in this world and earn enough Acting Tough Points to upgrade the System into version 10 . 0 . So I can get the Space Breaking Spell and go back to Earth .
But none of them are easy to do .
"It seems that I should not waste time indulging myself here . It's time to go back to the Four Great Continents . " Xu Que murmured and put away all the Signal Boosters and his phone, and headed to the palace, while carrying Buttface on his shoulder .
…
Right at the same moment, on Earth…
Lao Cai had just finished the shooting of his own film and received the film Xu Que sent to him . After he watched it, he stayed at home for two whole days .
From the technical perspective, this film sucks, really sucks! It is the worst film I have ever seen! The storyline is bad, the protagonists' performing skills suck, . . . still, there are two aspects that I have to give my compliments to . The computer-generated imagery is really fantastic, and the four female protagonists are gorgeous! But it is really a shame for them to participate in the shooting of such a bad film . It's a shame for the film industry!
Lao Cai was both shocked and excited .
The computer-generated imagery is of such a good quality, as far as I am concerned, no team in this world can make one as good as this one . All the scenes and incantations are just so real!!! The four extremely beautiful women would overshadow all the women in this world . I can't imagine what would happen once I released this film, the entire film industry would be shaken .
"Anyway, I can't get in touch with Xu Que . Why not release this film in his name, then no one would verbally attack me or make fun of me if the film is not favored by audiences . " Lao Cai said to himself while copying the film and beginning to edit it . It took him a total of three days to finish editing the film . He worked very hard to change the storyline to make it seem less ridiculous and sent it to the State Administration of Radio, Film, and Television .
Two days later, the film was on the air in cinemas across China and stunned a huge amount of people .
"My god! Who is the producer of this bloody film?"
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