Chapter 1073
Whoosh!
The next moment, Buttface jumped up into the sky . He raised one of his rear legs and was about to pee! However, before he could finish, a water curtain formed by magnificent Soul Strength attacked Buttface's crotch!
Bang!
Howl!
Along with a dull sound and a miserable cry, Buttface fell down directly .
"Holy sh*t! Buttface, are you okay?" Duan Jiude asked, widening his eyes .
Buttface stood up from the ground and said as he looked at Xu Que angrily, "Damn! Little brat, how could you fool me? This woman is still quite powerful!"
"Nonsense! Are you wounded?" Xu Que rolled his eyes for the woman's magic art didn't cause a scratch on Buttface's body!
"My heart is hurt!" Buttface shouted .
Xu Que twitched his lips and shook his head . The physique of Buttface was extremely tough . But he was still a cowardly dog who didn't dare to have close combat with his opponents . This was so embarrassing!
At the same time, the woman formed by water was also confused . As a cultivator at the Crossing Calamity Stage, Xu Que might have powerful Soul Strength . But why was this dog so tough?
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"Who are you?" The woman asked as she looked at Buttface seriously .
Buttface waved his paw and snorted, "I am the Mighty King!"
"The Mighty King?" The woman was stunned a bit . Her empty eyes were full of confusion . It seemed she was trying to recall something .
"OK! This time I will launch a different attack!"
Buttface, who was quite unhappy about his failure, decided to try again . In fact, he had figured out that this woman was not able to wound him . So he could be brave . Otherwise, he would have already escaped .
"Again?" Duan Jiude asked in surprise .
"She attacked me with water just now . If I don't fight back, how can I maintain my reputation in this world? D*mn! I don't believe I can't defeat her!" After saying that, Buttface raised his rear leg again!
Swish!
In front of so many shocked eyes, a jet of yellow pee gushed out along a perfect parabola and landed at a place close to him . At the same time, a gust of wind blew his pee back to his feet .
"Holy sh*t!" Buttface shouted in surprise, "Oh, no! I failed to get the downwind position . The wind direction in this position is wrong and ruined my combat plan!"
After saying that, he trembled a bit and ran back to Xu Que . Then he said seriously, "Little brat, it's your turn . Be careful, this woman is quite cunning and knows how to choose her position in combat . If the place I was in just now wasn't against the wind, she would have been killed!"
Xu Que was so embarrassed he didn't know what to say!
Against the wind? Nonsense!
Your firing range was so small . No matter how powerful the wind was, your pee would never be blown to the woman who was far away!
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