Chapter 1070: 1070
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However, the people of the three academies couldn't help but gasp in terror .
Is this guy always so headstrong? How could he make an oath in this way?
Normally, no cultivator would make an oath like that! After all, oaths always came true . To be struck by so much lightning and thunder would be a really vicious punishment . The Heavenly Tribulations came one after another . Even the Celestials did not dare to face many Heavenly Tribulations at the same time . They had seen too many cultivators of the Half Celestial Realm or the Human Celestial Realm who had been killed by the thunder tribulations . Therefore, Xu Que's words really stunned them .
"It seems this guy is really afraid of the one in the tomb . So he doesn't want us to be killed by those Holy Golden Armored Hornets!"
"Hah, hah! What are we waiting for?" A Master said as he looked at several male apprentices .
Seeing that, the male apprentices took off their clothes and applied the body lotions on their body without any hesitation!
"You need to use it together with water! Wipe your body with the lotions and water! Then, wash away the body lotions with water!" Xu Que performed on-site instruction .
The male apprentices didn't doubt Xu Que's instructions . Although their True Core Strength was blocked, they could still use some water element magic arts! They made some water balls to wet their bodies . Then, they wiped their bodies with the body lotions . At last, they washed their bodies again with water .
During this process, everyone fixed their eyes on them .
After washing their bodies with clear water, they smelled their arms and said in surprise, "Master, it can really expel that smell! I can't smell it anymore!"
"Oh?" Hearing that, the Masters of the three academies said with great joy, "Quickly! Give me the body lotions!"
Suddenly, a male apprentice said, furrowing his eyebrows, "Oh, no! Why did I smell a different fragrance? And . . . it smells even better!"
"Wow! You are really good at identifying the value of our products!" Standing outside the Trap and Kill Array, Xu Que said proudly, "These are the Exploding Heavens Faction's Ultimate Invincible Body Lotions with the Aroma of Lavender! They are special products inside our Exploding Heavens Faction! They can clean your body, expel peculiar smells, and brighten and moisturize your skin! They also can add the natural floral aroma of lavender to your body!"
Bang!
Instantly, the Masters, who were applying the body lotion to their bodies, got thunderous looks on their faces and crushed the body lotions in their hand .
Aroma of lavender? Natural floral aroma?
F*ck! Nobody wants floral aroma here!
It turns out that you coaxed six Celestial Artifacts and 110,000 Spiritual Crystals from us and just replaced the smells on our bodies with another aroma!
"Bastard! How dare you fool us?"
"What a shameless guy!"
"This is outrageous!"
People of the three academies were supremely annoyed and shouted angrily . They wanted to dash out and tear Xu Que into pieces! However, they couldn't come out now for those Holy Golden Armored Hornets had been totally attracted by the aroma of lavender and become more and more frantic and restless!
If someone knew the language of the Holy Golden Armored Hornets, they might hear the following words from those bugs, "Damn! I've been living in the Celestial Burial Valley for so many years! This is the first time for me to smell such a floral aroma, which is so exciting!"
"Hey! What is wrong with you? I helped you to expel the peculiar smell on your bodies! Why do you curse me?" Xu Que asked as he acted dumb .
"Bastard! How dare you lie through your teeth? Your body lotions washed away the smell of floral water but added other floral aromas on our body! Now, these Holy Golden Armored Hornets are even crazier!" People of the three academies looked ferocious from anger .
They had tried to avoid making the same mistake . However, the mistake they made this time was even worse than the one they made last time!
"Ah? Are these Holy Golden Armored Hornets attracted by that aroma?" Xu Que said, as if he had just realized the truth . Then he said exaggeratedly, "My God! I made a mistake! I always believed the Holy Golden Armored Hornets were attracted by your body odor and bad breath! I didn't expect they were attracted by floral aromas! Alas! What a mistake I've made!"
Xu Que said regretfully, "Mr . Buttface, Mr . Duan, have I made a serious mistake?"
"No, no!" Buttface shook his head repeatedly .
"Even the wise are not always free from error! Mr . Xu, you didn't mean to make this mistake! So, don't blame yourself in this way!" Duan Jiude consoled him as he patted Xu Que's shoulder .
"Alas! No! I should be fully responsible for this mistake!" Xu Que sighed and shook his head as if he really felt guilty!
The rest of the people in this area were dumbfounded as they gazed at Xu Que's antics with wide eyes . Most of these people knew Xu Que's style . Otherwise, they would have believed this guy really felt guilty .
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