Chapter 3: I really am just an ordinary mob character that you can find anywhere
Part 1
My name is Amatsuyu Kisaragi. My nickname is Jouro.
If you take the “ragi” 1 out from my name what’s left is Jouro. So people call me Jouro. It’s straightforward isn’t it?
In terms of appearance… a bit better than average. My grades… a little better than average. My physical ability… also a bit better than average.
A slightly attractive, second year highschool boy who doesn’t do anything.
During middle school, I was able to hang out with everyone well, regardless of their gender. I’m not singing my own praises… definitely not.
I don’t do any club activities but, since last October I’ve been the student council’s secretary.
I didn’t really want to become a secretary candidate, but this year’s student council president was hot and the vice president recommended me, and then begged me to run and somehow convinced me.
That guy said?Simple work suits you, and also there’s no one else I can count on!?, and kept asking until I said yes.
In this world, the unexpected can happen at any time.
…What’s that? This is different from how I introduced myself before?
The first time was a lie you know. A lie. Aah well, between the first time and this time, there’s a lot of things different.
That’s cause, I might have been hated if I started out like this right? Mainly… hated by you readers.
That’s scary… isn’t it?
And although I’ve revealed my true character through my inner thoughts, I won’t be showing it on the outside.
That persona is used for school and it was created with the image of a dull and innocent boy in mind.
If this character (My true self) was exposed at this point in time, everything would be ruined.
Therefore, I’ll continue to live my highschool life with my fake persona.
Go~od morning Jouro!?
Morning, Himawari.?
Damn that hurts. Don’t hit my back like that.
If you hit me like this, my back will have a red spot that can clearly be seen you know?
Think a little more about my feelings when I have to change for P.E. class like someone like Siegfried 2 or something you idiot.
Thanks for yesterday!?
Ah, yeah.?
Honestly I was getting really angry on the inside, but I didn’t let it show on my face.
I still have a chance after all. For the sake of this remora 3 strategy, I can’t let my favourability fall.
Uh, uhm… Then about yesterday’s topic…?
Himawari was fidgeting and behaving like she was saying something difficult.
There’s no helping it. I can also earn points from this, so I’ll say something I guess.
Just leave it to me. Since I’ll properly lend you a hand.?
Really? That’s a relief since I don’t know what to do!?
Yeah yeah, I get it. I’ll properly help you out.
Well, there’s some merit in helping you out after all.
If I reliably cooperate with her, then in the situation that she gets rejected, there will be good feelings between us… kekeke…
But, before any cooperation, my own self-protection takes precedence.
Ah, but before that…?
Huh
I was thinking about whether or not to say this but, president Cosmos also asked me to help her out.?
Eeeeeeeeh!? What are you saying!
Those are the exact words I want to retort with.
My situation is something that deserves the line?Eeeeeeh!? What are you saying!way more.
Well honestly, I was also quite worried over whether or not to tell her the truth.
After this, I’ll also have to tell Cosmos the same thing.
This way, I can support both of them and I won’t be condemned by them at the same time unlike if I didn’t tell them and got exposed in the process.
I won’t do that kind of foolish thing.
Taking quick action will lead to victory 4 . I will tell her some information about the past few days.
She consulted me and asked me the same thing you did on Saturday.?
Uuu?… President Cosmos… I knew that’s how it was!?
You noticed huh! Not bad.
I was so sure and hopeful that Cosmos would fall for me that my ego grew.
And then, it inflated so much that it exploded just like that.
When you guys came for an inspection the other day, she said you guys were going to the baseball club afterwards right! Even though it’s inefficient to go to see the baseball club practice from out tennis courts no matter how you look at it! Also since a long time ago I’ve thought that how that woman interacts with Sun-chan was suspicious!?
I-is that so…?
So that’s why you hit me with that ball huh? Don’t use people as targets to vent your anger on.
Vent it on yourself. Right now I’ll forgive you so vent it on yourself.
Also while I’m at it, your voice is pretty scary you know? It feels like ‘Dark Himawari’ has appeared or something.
I’m kinda freaked out right now by how naturally she called Cosmos?that woman? 5 .
Anyways, I’m going to be cooperating with both of you.?
Eeeh! Aren’t you my ally Jouro
Of course I am. But, I am also president Cosmos’ ally as well. So I will be supporting both of you equally. After all, from my position, president Cosmos asked me first. So this way, regardless of which one of you Sun-chan decides to go out with, there won’t be any hard feelings. If you don’t like it then I won’t help you.?
Uuu!?
And, I’ll be having this talk with president Cosmos today as well. It’s not fair that only you know about this situation right
Huh no way!?
Yesterday, I didn’t keep a secret from you right? Despite that, objecting like this is kinda unfair don’t you think
Buu?!?
Puffing her cheeks out like a hamster, Himawari tried to openly appeal to me as if saying?I object?, but that kind of trick doesn’t work on me. I won’t be deceived by this.
In the first place, when you asked me to help you out you were already unfair enough.
Like this, even if you go to some unexplored region 6 , you’ll become friends with the Umba-Umba natives 7 .
Anyways, from now on I’ll be talking about your strategy.?
Oh! You already thought about what to do
If she had a tail attached to her, then I feel like it would have just sprung up after hanging down.
Aah, how cute (monotone).
For me to be a proper mob character, I considered what to do you know.
Of course.?
Waa! Thanks Jouro!?
Himawari was delighted with my words and hugged me.
A faint, sweet smell of soap reaches my nostrils, and my heart enjoys a pleasant feeling… there’s no way that would happen!
This air-headed type bitch! You think I’ll be deceived by your actions?
I’ve already been tricked twice!
So you’ll have to stay like this for a bit! If possible, hug me more tightly!
More tightly and firmly, strong enough so that we never separate!
Okay… And so, what should I do
She immediately separated from me! I… Is this the limit of a mob character?
First, let’s start by changing your impression.?
My impression
Yeah. In that aspect, I think the most important thing is?First, make them want to know you more?but, this isn’t a problem for you Himawari. You’ve known Sun-chan since middle school after all. But, that has it’s own demerits. Until now, as far as Sun-chan is concerned, your impression is that of?good friend?instead of?a girl?. Do you understand the meaning of what I just said
Yeah… Sun-chan always plays with me, but it’s like when he hangs out with you Jouro.?
That’s right. So first we need to change your impression, in order to get Sun-chan to recognize you as a girl.?
Jouro… You’re amazing…?
And so, this is the first strategy but, starting today you will stop going to the classroom together with me.?
Eh, why
Sun-chan thinks that we like each other, he often jokes about it right
…yeah.?
Himawari becomes disheartened hearing my words. Well, I don’t really care.
It’s hard to think about the person you like, liking someone else isn’t it?
I think that us entering the classroom is the cause of this. That’s why we’ll stop. But, we can still walk to and from school together. That’s what I was thinking of having us do.?
I see! As expected of you Jouro!?
Probably at the start, if we suddenly don’t come together then Sun-chan will have some suspicions but that’s fine. We just need to show that we aren’t going out and don’t think of each other as members of the opposite sex. However, in the classroom we can talk like usual, since people might misunderstand that we are fighting or something. That’s why today we won’t show a excessively good relationship between us. Also, we won’t enter the classroom together. We’ll split up a little before we reach the classroom. Do you understand
Yup! I understand perfectly!?
I see, I see. It really helps that you understand.
And yet why can’t you understand my feelings?
Eh? It doesn’t really matter? I’m very irritated! So much so that I might self-destruct!
Alright then, starting today let’s hurry up and go.?
Okay! Then until we reach the school… Let’s Dash!?
Hearing my words, Himawari was strangely in high spirits and took my hand fiercely and started to run.
Since I already told you about the strategy, there’s no meaning in you and me being together like this right?
Don’t drag me into doing this every single time. Well… Not being late is good I guess…
***
TL notes
1 Just like in the first chapter, His name is: 如月雨露 (Kisaragi Amatsuyu), if you take the 月 (ragi) out, 如雨露 is read as Jyouro (じょうろ) which means watering can.
2 RAW: ジークフリート – I don’t know what this is a reference to, I assume some anime since I’m doubtful that the author is actually referencing the mythical hero
3 Remora are those little fish that stick on to the bottom of large marine animals with their suction cup things – so like in this situation Jouro is like a remora, where he can benefit from just riding this situation out or something like that?
4 Or ‘The early bird gets the worm’ – 先手必勝
5 based on the situation she means it rudely
6 the words ‘unfair’ and ‘unexplored region’ have the same pronunciation in japanese. Probably a pun of some sorts, but I am not familiar with it.
7 RAW: ウンバーウンバー現地人 – I don’t know what this references, specifically the katakana part
Part 2
***
…So tired. I separated with Himawari a bit before we reached the school but I’m still tired.
Why is it only me who she takes running with her and why can I not resist?
Well whatever. Anyways let’s enter the classroom.
Oh? Look at Himawari, already talking to Sun-chan I see.
Then, I’ll just let the two of them enjoy their own world and read the atmosphere like a mob character.
I didn’t want to disturb them, so I quietly went to my own seat.
While I’m at it, let’s think up some more strategies for them.
Ooi Jouro!?
Is what I was thinking but Sun-chan came over to me. Looks like I won’t be having any time to think of strategies.
What’s up Sun-chan
I’m just wonderin if something happened between you and Himawari? You guys came at different times today.?
Nope, nothing happened though
Naturally I pretended that I didn’t know anything here.
Of course I would. Sun-chan absolutely cannot find out about this situation.
However, talking about this is a bit bothersome.
I sent Himawari some signals using my eyes in order to get her to come over here.
When she saw me, she nodded her head.
…eh? Himawari spread her arms out as she came, as if she wanted to embrace Sun-chan’s back.
I see. Even this air-headed bitch comes up with good strategies huh?
Alright come! Show me the destructive power of your B-cups.
Jouro, Sun-chan! That’s not fair… you know! You two are happily talking together!?
Are you going to do it or what! Why did you pause at that one spot and lose your motivation!?
Furthermore, you have the nerve to make a pose like that. What do you plan on gathering with those outstretched arms?
Oh! Then, do you also want to talk with us Himawari
Yeah! Let’s talk, let’s talk!?
Don’t bounce up and down with that delighted face! First, reflect on your failure!
Right now you’re gonna lose your only chance!
…Jeez, she probably won’t. I guess she should practice with me so that she won’t fail next time.
It’s regrettable I know, but it’s an emergency so we don’t have a choice. You’re going to have to practice hugging using my back.
You absolutely have to!
Oh yeah! Sun-chan, I watched a movie yesterday!?
Ooh, did you now
Oh. You actually chose a good topic to talk about.
If it’s that then, you can say?Next time lets go see a movie together?very naturally and invite him.
Yeah! Yesterday, Jo-…?
Are you an idiot?!
What the hell are you thinking, exposing that you went with me yesterday!? We already agreed to not reveal it right!?
If you said what you were about to say, then the usual pattern would happen again, so think about your actions!
Jeez, I immediately opened my eyes really wide and Himawari stopped saying her bombshell of a sentence but, what will she do now?
Since she stopped talking so suddenly, Sun-chan knit his eyebrows.
Jo? What’s the matter Himawari
I am completely unrelated to this.
Jo, jo… Jojoen Skywalker’s acting was so good!?
What the hell is with that actor’s name that sounds like the combination of a yakiniku 1 shop name and something from Star Wars?!
After saying?Jo?you could have saidrge Clooney 2 ?orhnny Depp 3 ?orhnny Ridden 4 ?or other various names. Why did you come up with an original name?
Ooh? Jojoen Skywalker huh? I’ve never heard of that actor before.?
Well, that’s cause he’s not a real person. He’s someone made up by Himawari.
…Huh? For some reason, Himawari is staring at me with teary eyes. This is definitely eye contact.
Err… what does she want?
Do something?
What a really unreasonable request. Give me some instructions that are a little more specific jeez.
I have to somehow casually come up with a topic that will surpass Jojoen Skywalker.
But, I more or less have to cooperate with her. If I don’t, then Himawari’s impression of me will fall and I won’t be able to execute my remora strategy and get a girl easily. 5
Then I guess I gotta show it, the power of a mob character.
Hey Himawari, you went to go see that movie by yourself right
Y-yup! T-that’s right!?
Let’s explain from there! There’s two points to my statement.
One,?Himawari went to go see the movie by herself?.
Two,?I didn’t know about that until she told Sun-chan?.
Because of this, Sun-chan will guess that Himawari doesn’t have anyone special… in other words a boyfriend, and also that I did not know about this before him. Probably!
It was a perfect follow-up but, Himawari’s gaze was wandering around in confusion and I couldn’t help but be worried.
I see… Hey Sun-chan, have you gone to see any movies recently
Nah, I’ve been busy with club so I haven’t really gone.?
Then, next time would you go with Himawari? Yesterday, Himawari wanted to see a movie so she went alone but, honestly she doesn’t have anyone to go see movies she likes with you see. You know, someone to talk about what they thought of the movie with.?
Well, that’s true! Wait, is it okay if you aren’t coming Jouro
Well you see, me and Himawari like different types of movies I think so that’s why you can go without me.?
How was that? I’m a genius right? I blew Jojoen Skywalker right off the table, and created a chance for Himawari. Now, choose your fate Himawari!
I also bant to goh witd Sun-chan!? 6
Okay! My support was broken into small pieces!
What the hell is this, in what region do they speak that dialect?
I-is that so? Hehe… Somehow I’m kinda happy?
Oi. Seriously? A miracle has occurred. Sun-chan’s cheeks became a little red from that.
I guess Himawari’s fumbling wasn’t surprising to Sun-chan.
I’m also happy that you would come with me Sun-chan.?
Yup. Himawari put away her special Himawari dialect and responded very nicely.
This is good. Use that innocence and attack Sun-chan repeatedly.
Afterwards leave it to me. I will take care of Cosmos happily.
…But, while it is regrettable, that was all the progress she made. After that the three of us just spent the time having a casual conversation.
Well whatever. Like this, we can show Sun-chan that we’re not fighting by talking with each other like normal.
We achieved our initial goal enough so far.
And we got some good information too. Sun-chan can get shy from Himawari’s words.
Basically, he is conscious of the fact that she’s a girl.
***
…Tch, school’s already over huh?
I don’t wanna go but, I don’t have a reason not to go…
After homeroom quietly ended, I walked to the student council room with a quick pace.
My class’ teacher is lazy in a good way. Homeroom ends quickly.
Other classes take a lot longer to finish their homerooms, so I’ll use that time before the student council meeting starts to talk about plans with Cosmos.
By the way, Cosmos is always the first person in the student council room.
I don’t know what kind of trick she’s using but, she’s always first.
After knocking on the door, I opened it after hearing a voice say?Enter?.
See, she’s here.
She closed her notebook and sweetly smiled at me…
You! Trying to trick me with those eyes of yours! Ignorance is a sin!
Hey Jouro-kun.?
Hello president Cosmos.?
Oh that’s right. Thank you for Saturday. I am really happy you know
No no, I should be thanking you.?
This is a goddess’ smile isn’t it? I can really understand well.
But that that only worked up until Saturday. Right now it has no effect on me. It’s like using an electric type attack on a ground type.
Right now, do you have time president Cosmos
Yup. I do. There’s some time before the meeting starts so if it’s just for a bit then it’s fine.?
Alright. Then let’s get straight to the point.
Okay then, it’s about what we talked about on Saturday but?
The instant I said that, Cosmos’ body froze up.
Wow amazing. Even though I usually think that she definitely won’t lose her composure, all it took was a few words from me.
She’s definitely a maiden in love. I definitely want someone to look at me with a gaze like that.
W-what is it? Is it okay to talk about it here
With her notebook slightly open, Cosmos made a ready pose. She looks really motivated.
That’s good motivation. To respond to that motivation, I will support you will all my power.
And then, in the case that you get rejected, I’ll be… kekeke…
Whoops, not good not good. First I need to prioritize my own self protection.
Well no one is coming so it’s fine isn’t it
Th-that’s right! There’s no way anyone will come until it’s time to start.?
Exactly.
Since I wanted to look at Cosmos for even a second longer and maybe score some points with her, I always came earlier than I needed to, but the other members don’t work as hard in that area.
Even the faster members don’t come until there’s 5 minutes until the meeting starts. In other words, there’s plenty of time.
Well, they are mob characters who can read the atmosphere.
…Anyways, I’ve also already settled down into my usual position.
However before that, there’s something I have to tell you.?
Huh
The truth is, Himawari had the same request as you did.?
What did you say
The moment I told her that, her eyes became really sharp and it felt like her gaze was stabbing me.
Uwa scary! She’s actually scary!
There seems to be a black aura flowing out from behind her back. Alright, let’s name this form Dark Cosmos.
I instinctively took a step back but, this is not the time to be scared. My position is superior.
Cosmos is different from Himawari, if I don’t use some force then I will be basically unable to progress things further.
I went out with Himawari on Sunday, and that’s when she asked me.?
That little girl… I knew that was the case!?
Uwa, this girl also guess right on the mark.
Women are scary. Also she called her a?little girl 7 ?… Her impression changed.
The other day, when we went to go investigate the tennis club it was obvious from how she was hostile towards me. Particularly because of her attitude after I mentioned going to see the baseball club. She was sulking so openly, and even hit you with a ball didn’t she? Aah, since she did that kind of pointless act, in the meeting afterwards I cut the budget of the tennis club.?
I-is that so…?
What is up with this person, was she always so scary? I don’t want to become her enemy.
Anyways, I plan on cooperating with both of you.?
T-that’s! I thought for sure that you would be my ally
Don’t do that. With an irritated expression like that, I won’t think of you as being gentle anymore.
Of course I’ll be your ally. However I will also be Himawari’s ally. So I will support the both of you equally. It’s cause I’ve got my own situation you see, Himawari is my childhood friend. I don’t want any hard feelings regardless of who Sun-chan decides to go out with. If you don’t like it then I won’t help you.?
Uuu!?
Of course, I’ve already talked about this with Himawari. She agreed to it but, what will you do president Cosmos
If you say that…?
Glancing at her, Cosmos appeared to be thinking about it but, she has no choice.
If she rejects my help here then I will be completely on Himawari’s side.
Surely Cosmos wouldn’t do something so foolish right? But it doesn’t really matter to me if she rejects my help or not.
Muu… I understand. Then, please help me out.?
See what did I say. Just as I thought.
Alright then, let’s talk about what you should do now.?
You already thought about it
Of course.?
Thanks! That’s reassuring!?
Don’t grab my hand every time. Even if you hold my hand, I don’t think anything of it you know.
I’ll show you proof so you can’t let go until 30 minutes have passed!
Hold it more tightly and firmly, strong enough so that you’ll never let go!
Fuu… Okay, what should I do
She immediately let go of my hand! I… As expected, I am a mob character after all…
First, let’s start by changing up your impression president Cosmos.?
My impression
Yes. For this topic, the most important thing is?Making them want to know more about you?. As far as president Cosmos is concerned, this is something you haven’t really done. At most, you and Sun-chan only sometimes encounter each other through the student council and his club. I’m just gonna say it clearly, Sun-chan doesn’t think of you as a?girl?but rather as?president?instead. Do you understand what I’m saying
Aah, it’s difficult to say specifically what you said but, the point is is that I only have the impression of a serious senpai right
That’s exactly it. That’s why let’s first change his impression of you. In order for him to recognize you, president Cosmos, as a?girl?. That is all.?
Aah wow. You’re amazing…?
After school, walk home together with Sun-chan. You might not like it, but I will also be there with you guys. Because I’ve already told him that I wanted to head home together today.?
W-we’re starting from there!? No no, if anything having you there will be helpful! If it was just the two of us, I would be so nervous and not be able to say anything! Aah! Even now I can’t think of anything to talk about…?
Heeeyyy~. I’m not done talking yet you know~. Ah you’ve suddenly started writing in your notebook.
Well pretty much, the point is to just be careful, oh and also after the student council is done for the day please don’t leave the student council room.?
Uhh, first what are his hobbies… Huh? Is me leaving the room problematic
Yes. Our student council activities end around 6 PM. The baseball club stops practice at 7 PM. But, in the meantime the tennis club will finish their practice.?
After saying only that, Cosmos’ eyebrows twitched. It’s easy to guess why.
That’s right. If you stay here at school and wait around outside even though the student council’s activities are over, Himawari will immediately get suspicious if she sees you. And then she will decide to wait for Sun-chan as well. If she doesn’t see you, then she will head home together with her club members like usual.?
But, is this okay? Didn’t you say you were also going to be her ally
I will help both of you. Himawari is different from you president Cosmos because we are together in the same class. After school, I will help you. Other times, I will be helping Himawari. During lunch break, I won’t help either of you. Please let me know if there is some kind of situation you want to create in advance. If you do, I will cooperate. I won’t do anything if you do not come up with something.?
I understand!?
Well, I won’t really do much.
Either way, I don’t really want to waste all of my mornings, lunches, and afternoons for the sake of someone else’s love affair.
I just want to at least spend my lunch time peacefully by myself. That’s all I want.
…Anyways I’m tired. Repeating the same talk twice is such a pain.
Speaking of that, Himawari and Cosmos reacted very similarly to each other. Is their way of thinking unexpectedly similar or something?
If that’s the case, then I can only see myself being worried after this…
***
TL notes
1 you probably know already but if you don’t: yakiniku and the shop (company) mentioned
2 george clooney – american actor
3 johnny depp – american actor
4 johnny ridden – character from Gundam universe
5 original literally translated into something like “her impression of me will fall and I will miss a meal and not be able to do my remora strategy”, where “miss a meal” here kinda means like, Jouro will miss out on something he thinks is important to his life if he doesn’t help her, or so I think.
6 she fumbled her words, I don’t know how to show fumbling in English LOL
7 She called her 小娘 – which means little girl/young lady and according to jisho can be used in a derogatory way
Part 3
***
Now then, it’s currently 7pm. Only me and Cosmos are in the student council room, there’s no one else here.
If it was a few days ago then this would be a delightful situation. However, right now this is anything but delightful.
Rather, Cosmos is standing in front of me, passionately writing in her notebook with a cheerful expression on her face.
Aah, I’m so nervous! My heart’s beating so much just thinking about going home with Ooga-kun! Let’s see, first is the greeting.?Good work!?or?Hello!?or?Spring is so beautiful, this season, I hope you enjoy better health. 1 ?… Which of these do you think are good
… I think that it would be best if you don’t use the last one.?
I-is that so? In order to show my respect I thought that something like that would be good but…?
That’s too respectful. And why would you use a seasonal greeting?
Huh
Just then, my phone started vibrating. The person who was calling me was of course Sun-chan.
Ah, you done with practice? …Yeah. …Okay. Then, see you at the school’s entrance.?
After that incoherent conversation ended, I stood up and called out to Cosmos.
Well then, shall we go
Ah, aah! Okay, but first Jouro-kun, is there anything about me that looks weird
Arranging her hair with both hands, Cosmos showed a worried smile. I can understand her nervousness.
This is a maiden in love. She had a completely different kind of smile when she went out with me…
Nope, you look as beautiful as always.?
I-is that so! Thanks!?
Even though I especially told her she was beautiful, she just lightly turned her head the other way.
If Sun-chan was the one to say that, then her face would become as red as a lobster for sure.
Well I am a mob character after all. Keh! 2
***
When the two of us arrived at the school’s entrance, Sun-chan was already there.
Noticing me walking towards him, he waved to me with a smile on his face.
Yo Jouro! What did ya need
It’s not that big of a deal but, ah before that.?
I bent my small body to the side a bit, revealing a timid Cosmos all huddled up to Sun-chan.
Today, president Cosmos will be coming with us.?
Hey! Hurry up and greet him already. Then, she closed her notebook.
Today is such a beautiful spring day, I hope that you enjoy more and more growth and development!?
Like I said, why a seasonal greeting!? I told you not to say something like that!
You don’t have to bow so deeply like that, just bow normally!
Ah!?
A rustling sound could be heard at the school gates.
Because Cosmos bowed with so much force, her notebook fell to the ground.
Well, it’s cause she was so nervous her hands were shaking. That’s what it felt like.
For some reason there’s a lot of outrageous things… but, it’s my job to turn a crisis like this into a chance.
Sorry Sun-chan, can you pick up president Cosmos’ notebook for her
Something like that is an easy task! Hup! Here you are, president Akino!?
S-sorry about that! …Thanks…?
Let me explain! My statement aimed to do two things!
One,?Create a chance for Sun-chan and Cosmos?.
Two,?I didn’t have to pick it up?.
Because of this, a cozy atmosphere between Sun-chan and Cosmos will be made, and also, since I didn’t take the initiative to help Cosmos, it should make Sun-chan imagine that I don’t have any special feelings for Cosmos. Probably!
It was a perfect follow-up but, Cosmos’ face turned red and huddled up. This is a problem.
Uuuu… I’ve troubled Ooga-kun…?
While holding her notebook tightly with both hands, Cosmos said something with a voice so small I couldn’t hear what she was saying.
Hmm… Well, not surprisingly, Himawari is overwhelmingly more favourable than Cosmos right now.
Even under regular circumstances, there’s the impression that it’s a little difficult to interact with someone who is both a senpai and the student council president, and in addition to that, it seems like impatience. If Himawari right now has a 10/10 appeal, then Cosmos has around a 3/10 appeal in comparison.
Jeez… At least think about how to be more charming and mix it in with your usual actions.
Then Sun-chan, will you come together with us
Yeah! Leave it to me!?
Well, the amount of points I earn today depends on you.
Do your best as much as you can. I’ll support you guys as long as it’s within my limits.
***
I followed the two of them and we ended up going to a fast-food joint.
We stopped at a burger shop with a M mark that is near the station a short walk away from school. The name starts with the letter M.
After thinking about the situation a little, I decided to take their orders while leaving the role of securing seats to the two of them.
Yup. Alone time for just the two of them successfully achieved. Skillfully done if I do say so myself. And then, I will return to them after.
Two colas and one ice tea, all medium size please.?
Certainly! That’s two colas and one ice tea, all medium size!?
After receiving the drinks from the employee who showed off their customer service smile with everything they had, I headed towards where the two of them were while carrying a tray.
At the same time, I purposefully slowed down my pace and peered at them…
Uwa! Those guys, they aren’t saying anything!
Sun-chan, suddenly in a situation where he’s alone with Cosmos, is nervously looking away from her. As for Cosmos, she’s writing something down in her notebook while her face is completely red.
…This ain’t good.
Thanks for waiting you two.?
To the sound of my voice, the two of them looked at me at the same time with sparkles in their eyes.
What’s that? I’m a divine messenger? Nah, I’m just a human.
I put their respective drinks in front of them, and sat down next to Sun-chan.
I sat next to Sun-chan on purpose in order to prevent any weird misunderstandings about our relationship.
I’m so thoughtful right? This is how a mob character is after all. Saying that myself makes me kinda sad.
There is a point to why we’re together, actually it has to do with president Cosmos.?
Eh?
Both of them let out an idiotic voice. Since earlier you guys have been a good match for each other.
Things might end up well if you guys go out with each other. Alright, start dating. Me and Himawari will be happy together.
Hey Sun-chan, about president Cosmos, does she have the image of a tough person
Uh, uhhh… Hmmm~…
Sun-chan crossed his arms and thought about it.
It’s likely that he does think so but, the person in question is troubled about what he should say.
Cosmos, staring at Sun-chan like that while swallowing your breath is pointless. Just accept reality.
If it’s too hard to say then you don’t have to say it you know.?
No, that would be shameful! I’ll say it! That’s right, president Akino does have that kind of image!?
Hearing his words clearly, Cosmos moved as if her heart was cut in half.
In my perspective, her movement was quite funny. She took a lot of damage from that didn’t she.
And then just like that, she began to jot something down in her notebook really vigorously.
Yup. This girl is quite a disappointing girl. She’s the type of girl who’s weak in performance.
Right? It’s not just Sun-chan who thinks that, other students also… Particularly president Cosmos’ kouhais, many first and second years think the same.?
Well, she’s also a senpai after all.?
And so, we want to get rid of that image, and we want your help Sun-chan.?
Eh? It’s not really related to me though
Well you see, she likes you.
And so I said,
Hey now, Sun-chan you’re able to be friendly with anyone aren’t you? And besides, you’re the perfect kouhai to be friendly with. That’s why, if the other students see you and president Cosmos being friendly to each other, they will start to lose that image of her. Also, Cosmos currently has some strict points about her you see, so I want you guys to spend time fixing those.?
You think so? There’s probably other guys more suited for this than me though.?
That’s not true. Since you’re the kind of person who’s good at making things fun. President Cosmos will surely have fun I think. That’s why I think you’re the best choice for this.?
Oh, somehow Jouro praising me with a straight face is kinda embarrassing.?
I understand that it’s hopeless, no matter how much I praise you there won’t be any progress.
Not good, calm down. Don’t lose to these negative emotions.
I am a mob character… I am a mob character… Okay. Successfully calmed down.
Anyways, if you don’t mind Sun-chan, then I want you to walk home together with president Cosmos after club for awhile but, what do you say
How was that killer pass! Wonderful wasn’t it?
I sent such a splendid pass. What happens after depends on Cosmos.
I’m okay with it but, uh, is president Akino okay with it? Going together with a kinda sweaty smelling guy like me.?
T-that’s nya~t the case!?
Hmm. This lady became a cat. This girl…
Furthermore, the person in question didn’t even realize and continued to talk just like that.
I, I, want to, do some, thing, about, my im, a~a~age. I really nya~nt, to become friends, with more junya~rs, and also Ooga, I nya~nt to, be friends with you!? 3
You’re pausing in weird places you know. Those commas, make your sentences sound broken.
By the way, you sounded like a goat during one part.
But, that last bit was nice. While saying his name 4 with a red face, she looked at him right in the eye.
It’s perfect isn’t it. Why didn’t you do that to me too?
Because she doesn’t love me! Oh my goodness!
Ah… Okay! I understand president Akino.?
Hahaha, you guys, if you’re going to become friends then you’re gonna have to stop with the formalities when you talk to each other. Sun-chan call her Cosmos. President Cosmos, what do you think about calling him Sun-chan
I, am a genius aren’t I? I am a god already right? Nope, I’m just a human.
Oh! That’s true! Alright then, please take care of me, Cosmos-san!?
Aah, please take care of me too… Sun-chan.?
Finally being calmed down, Cosmos showed a soft smile.
Yup. Nice smile. She’s finally started to act normal.
T-this is kinda embarrassing ain’t it…?
Seeing Cosmos’ shining face, Sun-chan bashfully scratched his head with his right hand.
Hmm I see. Cosmos and Himawari are both women that you would be conscious of. That’s a given isn’t it.
Cosmos is beautiful after all.
After that, the three of us just talked about small things like what to do from now on, just some small talk.
Like that, their ‘first contact’ was a success, and the curtain closed on the first of my chaotic days.
Aah, just thinking about doing this everyday is honestly tiring…
***
TL notes
1 This is a kind of seasonal greeting, like the kind of thing you would put on a letter. I probably butchered it though
2 Sound effect, uh, kinda like him being unhappy with the situation Kinda like tsk
3 how tf do I translate people talking like a cat If anyone has any suggestions drop a comment
4 she said it without an suffix like -kun
Part 4
***
The next day.
Aah~ So~ tired. It’s finally lunch time~!
Man since when have I been looking forward to lunch time like this?
Maybe I used to be like this during elementary school, when my favourite meal was being served.
Last night, I was responding to Cosmos’ extremely polite thanks, and this morning I talked with Himawari about the plan from now on.
For the time being, my grip on both of them is OK. …For now.
Himawari… What you did in the morning, I’ll leave it aside for now.
During lunch break, I want to be free from your guys’ troubles.
By the way, those two have told each other about their feelings, but not about what I am doing.
After all that would reveal everything right? There’s no way they would do that.
Well at any rate it’s lunch time.
If I don’t go somewhere else soon, Sun-chan will come.
If Sun-chan comes then Himawari will come.
If Himawari comes then Cosmos will be mad.
In order to not cause that horrible chain of events, I must retreat from the classroom.
However, where should I go?
The cafeteria? Nah, that place is too noisy.
It’s difficult to be alone there. Hearing all the surrounding voices gives me a sharp headache after all.
Therefore, it’s rejected.
How about the rooftop? Nope, that place is the holy land for couples.
Even now I bet there’s a lot of couples going “kya kyaa~ and ufufu” and enjoying their lunch there.
I don’t have the confidence that I can suppress myself if I see that kind of sight.
My negative feelings will run wild, and I have confidence that I will rampage like some purple-coloured, general purpose android called Aon during a decisive battle. 1
Therefore, it’s rejected.
Is there anywhere… Aah there is. There’s only one place that I know of…
I re~ally don’t want to go to that place, but compared to the other two options, it’s more quiet than anywhere.
Except there is the demerit of it having a small demon..
But there aren’t any other places I can go to, so I trudgingly headed towards that place.
While walking, I prayed to the heavens with all my might, saying?I hope she isn’t there!?.
***
Ara, this is rare isn’t it.?
After I opened the door, her voice came from behind me.
After feeling relieved since she wasn’t at the reception desk, I suddenly hated reality.
It’s the demon king with braids, Pansy. Somehow, it seems that my prayers were completely ineffective.
Why are you here during lunch break
I still don’t want to be unnecessarily involved with her. Let’s hurry and escape to the reading area.
…huh? What’s that? There’s an awfully large cardboard box with the am?zon mark on it.
Furthermore it’s been unsealed and is empty.
…Well whatever. Honestly speaking it doesn’t really matter.
Slouching my back, I ignored Pansy who wanted to talk and trudgingly headed towards the reading space.
Footsteps could be heard from behind me. Pansy was following me, but I purposefully didn’t say anything.
After arriving at the reading space, I wearily rested my body on the desk.
Seriously what’s the matter Jouro-kun? Even though your face usually looks like a slightly spoiled orange peel, today your face looks like a really rotten orange peel.?
Whether or not she noticed my strange state, Pansy took the opportunity to peer into my face while verbally abusing me.
Sorry. Should I leave you alone for awhile
Don’t ask me about every little thing. I don’t have the time to talk with you.
Ara, then perhaps I should treat you as if you don’t exist as well
It doesn’t matter to me.?
I understand.?
Listening to just those words, Pansy stood up and left the reading space.
Well isn’t she awfully cooperative today… Then, just for a bit, let’s have a nap shall we?
If its…?plop?gonna be…?plop?quiet then…?slam!?.
Ugh, heavy! What the hell are you doing!
This bastard, when did she come back!? Her presence was literally non-existent!
Also the origin of this “plop, plop, slam” noise is the sound of books being placed down.
While I was trying to take a nap, Pansy was putting books on me one by one.
I’m using the desk to sort these books. There’s a lot of them so it’s a big problem. Don’t worry I’m just talking to myself.?
This girl, how the hell did she bring such a large amount of books in such a short amount of time?
Jeez… Don’t do anything weird okay… ack- heavy! I said that’s heavy!?
When I sat down again and tried to nap, I was assaulted by books being pressed on me for a second time. She has no mercy.
That’s strange. Even though there’s definitely no one here, I can hear a voice. Am I hearing things
Uh… Excuse me, you should think of me as a living thing while you’re not ignoring me don’t you think
No way.?
Why are you not leaving me alone I wonder
You’re the one who said it was okay to treat you as if you’re not there right? What a silly goose.?
Pansyyyyyyy!
Uhh~ Sanshokuin-san.?
Sumireko is fine.?
Don’t stare at me while you adjust your glasses.
Remember what else you said when you agreed to my demand earlier.
No, Sanshokuin-san.?
…What a meanie.?
You see, right now, I’m very tired. Thats why I’d like some alone time to relax but…?
Its because you were helping your childhood friend in the morning and the student council president after school with their love lives right? I guess you would be tired after that.?
…eh
What did she just say just now?
I understand. I won’t tell your secret to Ooga-kun, but try to do your best okay.?
Saying that, Pansy stood up, turned around, and started to walk away.
Waaaait a minuteeee!
Letting out a loud voice, I followed behind Pansy in panic and firmly grabbed her shoulder with all my strength.
I really think that it’s great that no one else was in the library. I let out such a loud voice after all.
Pansy turned towards me and stared at me with her usual blank expression on her face.
How do, you know about that
Know about what
That’s, uhm… What you were saying earlier…?
I don’t like people who don’t speak clearly.?
She had a somewhat sulky expression while saying that. I’m the one who wants to get angry though.
I don’t care if you hate me but this is completely out of the question.?
That’s cruel. I can’t be a wife now.?
Is that all you know
What do you mean I wonder
She adjusted her glasses a second time. My fear started to rise.
No uh, how do you know about the matter with Himawari and Cosmos…?
Aah that. If I’m not mistaken, Akino-senpai consulted you on Saturday, and Hinata-san consulted you right
Even those details
It’s easy talk you know.?
y-yeah…?
Feeling fear from hearing Pansy’s indifferent voice, I turned my gaze away immediately.
And then, I was able to see Pansy’s reflection in the window, she was looking down while tightly gripping on the hem of her skirt. Is she… nervous?
I, am stalking you!?
……what?
The moment I heard that,?I, am stalking you!?echoed in my head.
She surely said that line while being nervous but… That’s not it right?
Why is Pansy stalking me? I don’t understand the meaning of it…
No but, I did understand one dangerous thing. This is a swamp. Moreover it’s a bottomless swamp.
It’s a dangerous swamp where once you fall in, you’re whole body will be surrounded while you try to get out and you’ll die from suffocation.
Alright, let’s run. Let’s run ASAP. It’s problematic if I hear more than this.
I-is that so! You’re stalking me! There’s no helping it! Then, that’s that!?
I lifted up my hand, turned around, and immediately started to speed-walk away.
I should run. I should run. I should run.
If you run away, then I’ll have to tell everyone about this right
I shouldn’t run. I shouldn’t run. I shouldn’t run.
When I glanced behind me, there was one apostle beckoning me.
Someone… Give me sincerity.
Little doggie, come over here.?
I can really understand the feelings of a criminal sentenced to death being brought to death row.
I wonder how painful not retaliating against this hopelessness will feel…
I headed back towards where Pansy was with my shoulders hanging down dejectedly.
Why is it always her… Always…
Jouro-kun.?
When the death god called my name, she quickly took some distance and sat down on a certain thing.
…eh
The moment I looked closely, I froze up.
This is a library. This isn’t outside. This is a place where people come to read or borrow books. Nothing more, nothing less.
Then why is there… a bench here?
I bought it online. The reviews said it was very comfortable and people commented that they love it. Also it was 648?yen 2 .?
That kind of thing, I didn’t ask about it at all?
Uhm… First off, could you sit next to me
Or rather, this situation… n-no way…!
This is bad. If this is the case then the thing she’s definitely going to say is
If you don’t sit down, I might say various things.?
Yes. Understood.?
There’s no use in arguing about it, it’s surely that. Following Pansy’s instructions I sat down with a grim resolve.
With minimal resistance, I sat down on Pansy’s left side.
But, even though I did what she wanted, Pansy did not continue talking.
There’s no doubt! It’s that! It’s happening again!
Pansy’s gaze was swimming around suspiciously, and she was playing with her hair kind of happily.
It’s only scary and not cute at all.
Uhm… Fuu… 3
Don’t exhale sweetly like that. It’s disgusting.
To tell you the truth, I have a person that I like.?
Yes, yes. I know, I know. It’s Sun-chan, it’s Sun-chan.
I know you know? You were stalking me and know an awful lot about me but it’s Sun-chan isn’t it? I understand. I get it already so relax and say it.
When I think of that person, my chest feels painful, and everyday when I meet them I am really happy. That’s why, I think it’s selfish but, I make up excuses for us to meet…?
Wow~. Is that so~. I, am so surprised~.
Now that you mention it, she would be peeking into our classroom every once in a while. Probably looking at Sun-chan in secret right? When I walk out into the hallway, she comes to talk to me because she likes Sun-chan right?
Jeez this girl, she’s so bold~. Really, what a bold girl~.
I…?
And then, Pansy’s face started to draw in closer. Slowly, but surely.
This is definitely the expression of a maiden in love. What a terrifying face. More terrifying than Acala. 4
And then, when she was close enough for us to feel each other’s breaths, Pansy opened her eyes.
Sun-chan! Come hereeee!
I like you Jouro!?
…You were suppose to say Sun-chan there! Why is that the only difference! Why did you do a completely standard event like this? You’re different from Himawari! You didn’t say Sun-chan but it felt like Sun-chan was going to be said!
With that?
Okay! It’s okay for you to not tell everyone!?
Because I didn’t want to hear anything more, I somehow interrupted Pansy’s words with a shout.
That’s enough! Because my stomach is full! Seriously, please give me a break!
Displeasure oozed onto Pansy’s face in response to my lamenting face.
That way of talking… I hate it.?
Huh? What is she saying?
I like the real you.?
Pansy glances at me with a smile, swinging her braids.
The real me? The real me is that huh?
Not my fake persona but this me right here. But should I really let out my bastard persona out right now and ruin the good mood?
That’s right.?
Oi, don’t just naturally read my inner thoughts.
Uh, uhm, Sanshokuin-san.?
If you keep speaking like that, then I might expose everything
Ugu!? 5
Pansy raises the ends of her lips slightly with mischievous eyes.
This is regrettable. Even though it would be lovely if a beautiful girl was doing it. No, I honestly didn’t even notice
I want to talk to Hyde.?
While saying that, Pansy showed me a book called?Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde?. 6
This girl… She seriously figured me out…
Or rather, saying that she likes me, I regrettably think that she’s insane. (Well I thought that since awhile ago but).
This is bad… I’m completely at a loss.
She knows about both my current situation and my real personality. I can’t go against whatever she demands of me.
No, let’s oppose her if it comes down to my life.
Alright, that’s enough. I’ve decided.
…What’s your objective
After I switched to my original way of speaking, Pansy’s face was overflowing with brightness and she showed off a big smile.
Gross! Oww!?
At the same time I said that, she stomped on my foot with incredible speed.
I think being too honest is not good.?
I think that using violence is not good.
My objective right
Oww… That’s right. Let me just say this, I don’t plan on ever going out with you.?
Me too.?
Hah? You said you like me didn’t you
That’s right.?
Pansy affirmed my questions with an awfully clear tone.
If that’s the case, then don’t you want to go out with me, kiss me, and do… other things
You get a point for not saying sex.?
Hey, do you know the word “Oblaat”? Even though this is harsh of me to say, you don’t know the meaning of it right
That’s not the case. But, I just wanted to let you know.?
What are you gonna do after informing me
…Ha!?
Are you not thinking!
Pansy turned away from me after I hit the bull’s-eye.
What’s been up with this girl since earlier!? Was she always this thoughtless!?
I thought about what to do after.?
So quick!?
Pansy pointed towards the ceiling with her index finger. I could see that her cheeks were slightly dyed a vermilion colour.
It’s a really wonderful thing.?
If I don’t like it can I say that I don’t like it
It doesn’t matter.?
ehh…?
Jouro-kun, you’re together with Hinata-san in the morning and Akino-senpai after school right? Then, come here during lunch and chat together with me.?
Pansy slightly twisted her body and pointed towards the reading space.
No way.?
That’s not an answer.?
You said that I could say I don’t like it right
I didn’t give you permission.?
Y-you!?
I think there’s some pros in this for you. If it’s here then you can spend your time peacefully, and you won’t hear anyone else. Just from that alone, it’s lovely isn’t it
Certainly, as far as this place is concerned, it’s exactly as Pansy says. Honestly speaking, no one comes here during lunch time. Also, there’s one more secret advantage.
Besides, it’s a good place to hide isn’t it
Exactly. There’s a lot of places to hide in this library. Under the tables, between the bookshelves, etc. If some troublesome people come here I can immediately hide.
Well, that’s true but, you being here is a huge minus.?
You hate me don’t you.?
Yeah. Quite a lot.?
I like people who don’t lie.?
I also share the same opinion.?
We share mutual love right
Isn’t that thinking too positive!
Am I wrong
Pansy stared at me in puzzlement and tilted her neck, cause my frustration to become stronger.
Completely wrong! Let me just say this, I say I want to kiss you or anything with that kind of emotion, because I’m not a chad!?
Same here… It’s mutual love.?
Don’t say it again!?
Lunch time is about to end. See you tomorrow.?
Ah, hey!?
Pansy got up from the bench and grabbed her things.
And then, while she was in the middle of heading towards the library entrance, she suddenly stopped walking.
…Even though things ended up like this, it was super embarrassing.?
After saying those final words, Pansy hurriedly left the library.
Haa… Why did this happen? Why… More than anything, why was it you?
Cosmos is hopeless. Himawari is also hopeless.
In my own way, I’ve endured various things. I’ve been doing my best trying to be liked by everyone.
Even though I tried so hard…
Are you the only one who loves me?…
TL notes
1 I have no idea what Aon references, and also may have translated it wrong RAW: アオーン
2 not a zero, its a blank character
3 she exhaled, in case you don’t remember this ‘fuu’
4 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acala
5 I don’t know how to translate this sound. RAW: うぐ!
6 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strange_Case_of_Dr_Jekyll_and_Mr_Hyde
7 RAW: オブラート (Oblaat) Putting this into google gives me something about the thin, edible layer of starch used to wrap some candies and pharmaceuticals, which I’m not sure if it’s what is meant here or not.
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