Kuishinbo Elf - Chapter 35

Chapter 35

35th Meal Peachy-senpai

Hello! It is Eltina at the scene! !

Currently, we are being chased by a mysterious giant creature!

So, what exactly … …  is this creatures …??

Oh ~! A huge mouth is trying to swallow us!

For the time being, I’ll stop the recording until I return to the venue! !

Kachi! Kachi! !

“That was close!?”

Rioto barely dodged the continuous bites of the golden dragon .

That was dangerous .

This is not the usual movement of Rioto .

… … It’s his limit! I can easily tell that his speed is dropping!

If this continues, Rioto will die because of me!

Something …… Is there something that I can do …!?

My pitiful brain starts to rotate at a fast speed .

And … … kyupin! It came .

“Isn’t there a way . This is the exact reason, I’ve been repeating many trial and errors !!”

I invoked the magic skill 『Flash Grenade』!

Rioto who is carrying me is facing forward right now . .

Yes! Right now is the time to it! !

“Go! Bomb of light !! Uoooooooooooo!”

I threw the flash grenade at the golden dragon .

The overflowing flash, at the overwhelming light, the golden dragon writhe in agony .

Excellent! As expected of myself! (Smug face)

“Wh … … what?”

“Run! Try to gain as much distance from it as possible!”

Rioto understood the situation instantly and used his last strength to run towards the forest … … .

We managed to loss the golden dragon and hide in the shadow of the trees while killing our breath to recover our physical strength .

“Is everything okay …  Rai?”

“Oh, I’m fine, I’m okay … … . Tsu !?”

Fukyun! Both Rioto’s ankles are swollen!?

In this state, he was running while carrying me! !

“Tsk… you found out… it’s fine, the pain will disappear soon enough . El, leave me behind and run out the forest . I’ll try to attract its attention . ”

If you do that, there is no point .

If we’re together, then we will survive together!

I’m prepared to use healing magic since a long time ago! !

“Rai … … leave it to me! 『Heal』!!”

I used 『Heal』on Rioto .

The swelling on his ankles disappeared in a blink of an eye .

Something like this, is an easy thing! !

“Th, this is 『Heal』!? Moreover, it cured in a moment!?”

As expected, Rioto was surprised .

I do not need to hide it anymore .

He put his life on the line to protect me … … .

“Rai … … . I am an S rank healer … it wasn’t publicized and … … I can’t talk about it, is pretty much because of the king . ”

“Then, the recent rumors about a young saint…?

Riot explained .

The rumored saintess is said to be about the same age as myself and she goes to the same school as myself .

Hey… this is the first time I’ve heard of this …?

Hey ~ king! The information is leaking ~ .

The image of the king saying “Sorry ‘bout that” with a bitter smile came across my mind .

Um, muscle jiisan … (Seriously) .

“Well, even though they tried to regulate information, there isn’t much that can be done . For now, we should think about our survival! We ought to survive!! Also, I don’t want to die yet ! I haven’t eaten enough delicious food yet!”

“As usual, food takes priority . Well… we’ll definitely survive and return home . Back to everyone!”

Umu ~ … but how do we get away from the golden dragon?

I can’t collect my thoughts .

With extreme fatigue, we are spiritually chased and we are drenched .

With extreme fatigue, we are also mentally worned-out .

“…… For such a time, Peachy-sensei . ”

Let’s eat something sweet and heal our fatigue .

Peachy-sensei ‘s effect is tremendous . Can be guaranteed .

Light gathers in my little hands and a fresh fruit appeared .

Certainly I created Peachy-senei … … . I intended to .

But … what came out was a bit undeveloped blueish peach .

“Fukyun? What’s this?!

I observed the immature peach that have been created .

It doesn’t seem like I can’t eat it … … .

“Is this Peachy-sensei …?”

“I am not Peachy-sensei”

「「 !! 」」(T . N . Had two quotation marks here and using two “ on each side looks weird . )

Kyaaaaaaaaaa !? It spokeeeeeeeeeee!?

I was barely able to contain my urge to scream that out loud .

Right now we are in the midst of a life-threatening hide and seek .

But who would’ve thought that a fruit will begin to talk?

Even though this is a fantasy world, I’m still surprised by this .

“My name is 『Peachy-senpai』 . Because kohai’s『Peachy Level』has reached a certain point, I rushed over . ” (T . N . For those that don’t know, kohai means junior . I feel like saying junior’s peachy level sounds weird . Or is it just me?)

… … Because of the sudden situation, we froze .

What is 『Peachy Level』?

『Peachy-senpai』? I am a junior? There are a bunch of things that I don’t understand .

“Th, there are a lot of things that I don’t understand . I want a detailed explanation! And where did Peachy-sensei go?

So, the important Peachy-sensei didn’t come out .

If there isn’t the sweet juice from Peachy-sensei, I will have a white eye convulsion and quietly leave the world! (White eyes convulsions)

“Unfortunate … Peachy-sensei is currently attending 『World Peach Conference』… He can’t be called right now . ”

“Wh… at… … !?”

What is … … that 『World Peach Conference』?

Do you have a discussion at a world level about peaches?

Hmmmm … I don’t understand! What is this peach saying!?

As my brain cells screamed, I abandoned thinking .

Poi ~ ucho!

“But to be able to summon Peachy-sensei at your age . Judging from the amount, you’ve summon and ate quite the amount of Peachy-sensei . Those that were stocked up could still be eaten normally . If there are any, take them out and eat them .

As Peachy-senpai had said to me,  I took out Peachy-sensei from my Storage .

I’m running out … I would have to refill it .

I got two and handed one to Rioto .

“I will treat you Peachy-sensei, you’ll recover a lot!”

We ate Peachy-sensei together .

I feel like my exhausted mind and body are recovering .

Meanwhile, I decided to explain our current situation to Peachy-senpai .

As I’m finishing the explanation to Peachy-senpai, I heard the sound of falling trees and felt an overwhelming pressure .

Under the heavy pressure, it feels like the whole forest is screaming .

He is here …………! !

We killed our breath and prayed that we wouldn’t be found .

“Mu …… so it’s that guy . Search start . ”

“Fukyun!? Search ! ?”

I can hear a rattling sound from the immature peach .

What is that sound? I feel like I’ve heard it before .

Ah! I remembered! It’s a typing sound! ?

What is this peach! ? (Shocked)

“Search completed, I will explain . ”

Peachy-senpai started to explain .

“That is a Garune Dragon, with a body length of 8 meters and a body weight of 25 tons . It doesn’t have a special breath, but its powerful roar can kill any weak organisms that are close by . Its flight ability has degenerated, but it have a robust body . Known as the ruler of the land . According to my data, Garune Dragon likes magical power more than meat . Do you understand now… kouhai . Because you have an enormous amount of magical power… you were aimed at . ”

… …  ! ! What a disaster! That’s too much! !

It’s tooooooooo muuuuuucccccccchhhhhhhhh! !

Purupupuru … … .

…… Fuu, I calmed down!

After all, I need to do this to calm down… … . ! !

To calm down, I cryed in the brain .

(T . N . I don’t know what this is so I translated it literally 脳内で号泣して、冷静さを取り戻す。)

I do this a lot, but it seems that while doing it, I look like a white rare beast that is trembling and frowning .

It is a so-called white-eye convulsion .

“Garune Dragons are also known as angry dragons . They get angry very easily and is always hostile at something . Therefore, we can exploit that . ”

Peachy-senpai seems to have an idea .

With the feeling of relying even on straws, we asked Peachy-senpai about the plan .

(T . N . The part about the straw is a Japanese idiom, I think .   藁にもすがる気持ち)

“First of all, eat me and 『Fuse』 . I’ll continue after that . ”

“Fukyun ! ?”

Fusion? What is that! ?

“It is the ‘fusion of the soul and body . ’ It is the ability to take in the body and soul to gain their power . For now, just eat me and not think about it . ”

As I was told, I ate Peachy-senpai .

Peachy-senpai was sweet and sour .

“It’s the taste of youth”, I heard Peachy-sensei’s voice in my head .

It’s a weird feeling, I feel like I’ve done this many times in the past .

I think that it is just me … … .

“Very well, the fusion succeeded . I will now tell you the strategy . ”

“El, are you okay! ? ”

Rioto looked at me with anxiety .

Even if you don’t bring your face that close, I’m fine .

“Ah … I’m okay, the fusion has succeeded .  More than that … … Rai, calm down and listen . It’s important . ”

I told Rioto the plan that Peachy-senpai told me .

Sure enough, he can’t accept it … It will be that expression .

“It is unreasonable! El as a decoy … … it is the same as suicide!”

“Well, listen Rioto-shounen . ” (T . N . Would you prefer Rioto boy or Rioto-shounen?)

A low calm voice of Peachy-senpai came from my mouth .

It is somewhat disgusting . (Not sorry)

Peachy-senpai persuaded Rioto .

This is the … strategy with the highest possibility for both of us to survive .

I, who is the aim of the Garune Dragon will become a decoy and somehow stop its movement . Then, Rioto will attack Garune Dragon’s vital point with full power… …

If we believe Peachy-senpai, then the Garune Dragon will get angry and its muscles will expand, resulting in great speed and toughness .

Just that … … there is a part that is fragile .

“That part is the nose . If we attack the nose, Garune Dragon probably won’t be able to move for awhile . If this is successful, we may be able to defeat it … … it’ll be a gamble .

But isn’t there a big mouth right under the nose waiting for me?

I’ll get swallowed as a whole! !

“So… … I just have to attack that guy’s nose?”

Peachy-senpai affirms that saying “That’s right” .

I could feel the coldness from his words .

“Kouhai, attract that guy with everything you have . Failure isn’t allowed . It will mean your death and Rioto-shounen’s death . ”

I nodded .

To be honest … … I am very scared .

“Do not be afraid … I’m here . I won’t let any of you die . ”

Ya … … Momo senpai, super handsome! You don’t have a face, but you’re handsome! !

And we are going to the place instructed by Peachy-senpai while killing our breaths .

That place is the center of the forest .

It is a place where the forest clears and is a convenient place to be a decoy .

For the surprise attack, the surrounding trees can hide Rioto’s figure .

It is the same for the other side, but Garune Dragons seem to have a pride as a predator and never make surprise attacks .

Really? I will believe you Peachy-senpai! !

“Are you ready? I’m ready, let’s live and meet again… !!”

“I won’t let you die… …! More importantly, we will be having a dragon barbeque party after we defeat this guy . When that time comes, El demonstrate your cooking skills again . ”

With our fist together, we made a pledge to survive and meet again … .

… … It’s time . Rioto hides in the forest while I went towards the open space .

And… … that guy came!

Bakibaki, the trees falling, nothing is stopping him!

I can feel his overwhelming presence! The overwhelming intimidation! ! And the overwhelming…… killing intent! ! !

My eyes… met with his eyes!

A warm liquid overflows from my crotch .

I am leaking! ! (Shivering voice)

My body trembles, strength leaves my legs! My knees are shaking like crazy! !

Hahaha! This is the first time since I was born that I leaked from fear! !

Scared! I’m scared! ! … … But I can’t turn my eyes away! !

The moment I look away… … I will be eaten! !

“Endure kouhai . No matter how shameful it is . This is a world where the survivor is the winner . That is the law of the jungle … … Go win!”

That’s right… … I will do it! I will do it ! !

With all of my power… … I will defeat this guy! !

Right here, right now at this moment, to overcome the biggest crisis of our life, the challenge of Rioto and I is about to begin! !