"Food."
"That is not food," the person standing in front of the cloud said.
"Look food," the misty cloud transmitted, seemingly pointing at the dissolving crab beside it.
"That is not food. That is not a human," the man answered with narrowed eyes. "How does this look like a human to you? It's three meters tall, just as wide, orange, and has six huge shears. It doesn't even have any human Zephyx."
"Human big. Human small. Human Zephyx. Human food. Everything food," the cloud answered.
If the human were an actual human, he would be dying of frustration and rage.
This was the fourth time in which this idiotic cloud had killed a Specter that it shouldn't kill.
The only reason why things even got so far was because it also killed two Specters that it should kill.
So, it wasn't completely useless.
It was a weapon that had proven to be effective against enemies, but it had an insanely high possibility of misfiring.
This cloud was dumb in the dumbest way.
It was so dumb that understanding its logic was almost impossible due to its convoluted nature.
A very smart person might believe that a disguised Specter was a Specter due to a litany of suspicious things.
A smart person might believe that the same disguised Specter was a human due to falling for a couple of very good and subtle deceptions.
A normal person might believe that the same disguised Specter was a Specter because they didn't notice the subtle nature of the threats and just went by what they saw without questioning it.
A dumb person might believe that the same disguised Specter was a human since they didn't even question them.
An even dumber person might believe that the same disguised Specter was a Specter since they just looked too weird for being a human.
An EVEN DUMBER person might believe that the same disguised Specter was a human because Specters didn't exist, and they had never seen one before.
Sometimes,things just kept switching between one and zero based on intelligence.
In this cloud's case, it seemed to always misunderstand something in the very way that was damaging to Pride's efforts.
There was always some idiotic but understandable reason why the cloud kept doing something that every halfway-intelligent Specter would believe to be absolutely stupid.
That strong human over there? That was obviously a Specter since they seemed cold and annoyed.
That Specter? Yeah, it looked like a human. So, it was a human.
The cloud had to kill a big, tall, and strong human? That crab was big, tall, and strong, and it could totally be a human in disguise.
Even more, the more the human Specter tried to interrogate the cloud about its decisions, the more the cloud seemed like it was annoyed by constantly having to explain itself to the human Specter.
These things were obvious!
Naturally, since this human Specter kept asking dumb questions with obvious answers, the cloud stopped putting effort into explaining itself.
It was clear that the human Specter wouldn't be able to understand the cloud's amazing mind with its farsighted plans.
The cloud was already thinking about the food it was going to consume within the next couple of minutes, while the human Specter obviously only thought about the present.
The cloud kept explaining to the human Specter that the crab was a human, but the human Specter just couldn't understand this simple fact.
What an idiot.
"Staying in this city is too risky now," the human Specter transmitted evenly to the cloud. "The death of the strongest suppressed Specter in the city will cause chaos. The revenue will drop significantly, and Aegis' tribute will lower, which will trigger an investigation. Even if we stay here, we can't keep our cover under an investigation."
The human Specter felt like the cloud was shaking its head in annoyance.
This dumb fucking human Specter.Of course the death of a strong human would call out even stronger humans.
Didn't this dumbfuck realize that this would happen before it gave the cloud the idiotic order to kill the many-handed human?
The human Specter could essentially read the cloud's thoughts just by looking at it since it had adopted human body language rather quickly after staying inside cities for a while.
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