I Am Overlord - Chapter 147

Chapter 147

Chapter 147: Your Entire Family Are Crossdressers

Rumble!

The thunder rumbled on, while a dragon and a tiger roared . That slash was most certainly the strongest attack Xiang Shaoyun could muster at the moment . The terrifying destructiveness of the attack could match the attack of a late-stage or even a peak-stage Transformation Realm cultivator .

The dreadful saber attack blasted the wall in front of him, causing rocks to fly everywhere . The loud rumble left a buzzing noise in the ears of Xiang Shaoyun and Dong Zi . Xiang Shaoyun did not stop with one attack . He raised his saber and slammed it down again and again until he finally opened a tunnel .

That's right . Xiang Shaoyun was forcefully digging his own tunnel in the cave . The thick wall collapsed, revealing yet another cave on the other side of the wall . Meanwhile, Dong Zi, who was in Xiang Shaoyun's arms, was already completely stupefied . He had never expected that Xiang Shaoyun was actually able to unleash such fearsome attacks . The might of the attacks caused even him to feel fearful .

Even more surprising was the fact that there was indeed a cave hidden behind the wall . Was Xiang Shaoyun already aware of the hidden cave or was he simply lucky? In fact, Xiang Shaoyun himself was also blanking out .

Just earlier, a vague scene had appeared in his mind for no apparent reason . That was the scene he was now looking at, the cave behind the wall . That was why he had attacked the wall instead of leaving .

What he saw now proved that he wasn't imagining the scene he had seen in his head . After blanking out for a short bit, Xiang Shaoyun stepped into the second cave with Dong Zi still in his arms .

This second cave looked more like a secret room than a cave . The cave was also completely free of the blackcorpse poison, providing them a badly needed respite . But the air would not remain clean for long, as the poisonous gas in the air was already slowly spreading into the second cave as well .

In the second cave, Xiang Shaoyun heaved a breath of relief . He dissolved a low-grade spirit stone in his astral cosmos sea to replenish some of his exhausted energy .

"H-hey! Let me go!" Dong Zi finally spoke .

That reminded Xiang Shaoyun that he still had a man in his arms . In fact, he could sense a soft sensation in his palm, making him wonder, What's that? Why is it so soft?

"Y-you scoundrel! Let go of me!" Dong Zi was extremely weakened at the moment, and all he could do was shout at Xiang Shaoyun .

It was at this moment that Xiang Shaoyun seemed to have realized something that made him immediately drop Dong Zi .

"Arrrghhh!"

Dong Zi wailed in pain from being dropped on the ground .

"F*ck! You're really a crossdresser!" Xiang Shaoyun couldn't help but start cussing .

He had once read from an ancient scripture that there existed a group of humans whose genders were ambiguous, and they were called crossdressers . This Dong Zi looked like a woman, had the figure of a woman, yet he also had an Adam's apple . What could he be if he was not one of these so-called crossdressers?

"Screw you! You are the crossdresser! Your entire family are crossdressers!" Dong Zi fumed as well .

The more he shouted, the more feminine his voice became .

"Wait a minute . Why is your voice changing?" Xiang Shaoyun interrupted his shouting .

Dong Zi had just gotten back on his feet with great difficulty . He stuffed two pills into his mouth before looking at Xiang Shaoyun . "You are a total scoundrel!"

After scolding Xiang Shaoyun, he even stomped Xiang Shaoyun's feet .

At this point, even if Xiang Shaoyun was a total idiot, he would have realized that there was a possibility that this Dong Zi was really a woman . Why? Because he had found that the Adam's apple on Dong Zi's neck had vanished .

A bitter smile covered Xiang Shaoyun's face as he said, "Ok, I admit defeat . You are too skilled at lying . Consider us even?"

"What do you mean by even! This is not over!" Dong Zi glared at Xiang Shaoyun .

The moment she thought of how Xiang Shaoyun's palm was on her private part earlier, she was furious . But at the same time, an incomprehensible emotion seemed to rise from her heart, making her blush bashfully .

If it was any other person, she would not stop until the person was killed . But she knew that Xiang Shaoyun had not done it intentionally . All he did was for the sake of saving her . Because of that, she did not have any intention of killing Xiang Shaoyun, but she could not understand the odd emotion she was feeling in her heart at the moment .

Meanwhile, Xiang Shaoyun mused to himself, It is really hard to be a good person . But then again . . . they do feel good to the touch .

If Dong Zi heard his thoughts, she would probably kill him . Xiang Shaoyun ignored Dong Zi . He knew that she would need some time to calm down from her anger . He was running out of time, so he had to search his surroundings as quickly as possible .

He found that the cave was rather empty . It only had a bed, a skeleton, a piece of human skin, and a pile of random objects . Xiang Shaoyun jogged forward and searched through the pile . He found that a lot of the objects in the pile had already degraded into powder . Fortunately, some of the more durable items remained .

"Only king-grade items?" Xiang Shaoyun muttered in disappointment .

There were some top-quality blackiron ores, demonic cores, king-grade weapons, spirit crystals, and so on here . For others, these items were rare treasures . In fact, even King Realm cultivators would be overjoyed to find this pile of treasure . But these were nothing for Xiang Shaoyun .

At this time, Dong Zi arrived beside Xiang Shaoyun . She was similarly disinterested when she saw the items . Clearly, she had a rather remarkable background .

"Do you want them? If not, I'll take them all," Xiang Shaoyun asked . Even though these items were nothing for him, he was completely broke at the moment . Thus, he was naturally not against taking all of them .

Dong Zi scanned the items before waving her hand . "Take them if you want . I don't need them . "

Xiang Shaoyun did not hold back and put everything away . This time, he did not keep them in his astral cosmos sea, as he did not have much storage space left . Instead, he used a piece of cloth and wrapped the items in a bundle before carrying the bundle on his back .

Dong Zi walked toward the bed and picked up something from the floor with joy on her face .

Xiang Shaoyun's pupils shrank when he saw what was in Dong Zi's hand . He cried out in alarm, "Is this a . . . life essence seed?"

The so-called life essence seed was a crystallized vitality that could be formed from the life essence of plants or any other living beings . Xiang Shaoyun could clearly sense the undulations of vitality rippling from the seed . That was how he knew what it was .

Dong Zi quickly put the seed away as she said, "Since you have already taken so many things, you can't fight over this with me . "

"I'm not fighting over it with you . I suggest you swallow it immediately . You still have some leftover poison in your body . This life essence seed will work nicely to help heal you from the poison," Xiang Shaoyun said .

He then walked toward the bed and glanced at the skeleton, his gaze stopping at the human skin . He reached out toward the skin, but it suddenly moved and tried to wrap itself around both of them .