Goddess’s Request - Chapter 2

Chapter 2

Bargaining Event

The light that bathed me dims . –I am in a white room, sitting . There is a large white desk across from me, and I looked around at the Onee-san sitting there, who is blatantly exposing herself .

“Are you one of those female perverts?”

“Wh-Don’t say stupid things! I am this world’s Goddess of Love, Beauty, and Fertility, Urukentius! Now, worship me, praise me! Go ahead and take a commemorative photo! Take a downward sloping shot from the left, and it’ll surely become famous!”

“… … No thanks . I’m fine . ”
” ! ! ! ! ! Wha, Why!? This is why virgins are!”
“Wha, What’s with thatt!? It’s normal to have done it by high school!”
“You are definitely a cherry . ”
“Guh! You have a naught mouth for a Goddess!”
“I’m a Goddess, so I can’t always be smiles you know!”
“Wha! You call me at your own convenience, and then you insult me!”
“Fufufufu, it’s too late to go back . ”
“No! Th-That’s oppression!”
“Nufufufu, well well, it’s fine so listen to my story . I won’t to anything bad to you . ”

And with that, I was entrapped by the Goddess .

This Goddess is like those one-click advertisements that screw with you .

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Then, this pervert goddess showed me her data .

“Look at this . ”

In there, is a picture of human DNA . There are hundreds of them .

“What is this?”

“This is, you know, people’s . These are pictures of male sex chromosomes under an electron microscope . Look closely . ”

They are male chromosomes, so I was expecting to see an X and a Y chromosome . —“But huh? There’s something weird . ”

In the XY chromosome pair, the Y makes you a male . If you have a XX pair, you’re a girl . This is knowledge taught in middle school level science . However,– This…

“… …It’s even…shorter?”

The Goddess smiles .

“I’m impressed . Right . That’s exactly right . about 50 years ago, it’s become half its size I’d say . ”

“Half its size!?”

It almost looked like its an XI . Like this, it wonder if it could even function properly .

“There are many reason for why, but the problem is that the testicles can no longer produce many sperm . Children probably can’t be naturally conceived anymore . That means…”
“That means?”
“Like this, us Gods and Goddess can’t bless the people . It’s a big problem . ”
“It is?”
“It is! Great men throughout history have all been given blessings by fellow Gods and Goddesses . Our blessings bring about change in the world! And now we can’t do that anymore!”
“And that’s super bad?”
“You bet your ass . Because we can’t interfere, hell-spawn or concealed aliens, who have refrained from bathing the world with blood, will now start a great war! It’ll be an instant K . O . !”
“Wai-Wai-Wait a minute! Then why aren’t people being informed!?”
“Dont worry about that . It’s not time yet . If this continues any longer, I’ll do it in the near future .
“Near future?”
“That depends on you . You have to do something . ”
“Wh,Why me! I don’t want to! Aliens, demons, they’ll be my opponents! I’ve never even seen them!”
“Really? Don’t you see them a little of TV? You never noticed?”
“Yes, Yes, I know . That’s true . But if the secret gets out, then the world will fall!”
“That’s exactly why you have to stop this! You have to stop this male sex-chromosome degradation phenomenon!  Become a hero who’ll save the world!”

“… … …Hah? The heck is wrong with you? I’m merely a high schooler . There’s no way I can do that! I can’t do any of that school-superpower-battle stuff! It’s impossible! I don’t even have any superpowers! I don’t even have some special backstory to my life! The biggest moment on my life was when I got to hit the big Taiko drum in Elementary School! My grandfather even now watches it every night!

“…There’s a way . ”
“…Really?”
“You have the power to save the world . ”
“There’s no way that could be true!”
“Indeed, you just don’t know . On my pride as a Goddess, you have the power to save the world!”

The Goddess who said that took out a small container with viscous white fluid in it and placed it on top the table .

“Wha, What is this?”
“Your sperm! From yesterday evening! When you *fap fap*’ed . ”
“! ! ! ! ! !”
“Even though you’re so young, you sure have some twisted fetishes♥︎”
“Don’t tell me…you saw?”
“Yep♥︎ From here every night♥︎”

“Y-You!! Pu, Privacy Infringement! OBJECTION! Don’t fuck with me! And when did you collect that!?”
“Pupupu-! Why so flustered? After such a long time, its too late to act like that . I mean, even your mom has checked in on you a number of times cause you were worrying her . After all, only the tissues in your room were running out quickly .
“Are, Are you serious!? I started buying economical, bulk 8-packs, so it was my fault!?”
“Let me tell you a secret . When you went to go buy that 8-pack, by chance, your mom was on the other side of the aisle working for the supermarket! Aren’t you putting quite a chunk in your family finances masturbating so much?”
“UUUUOOOOOAAAAHHHHHH! ENOUGH . STOP IT I’VE HAD ENOUGH! I’M LEAVING! I’M GOING TO BE A MONK! I DON’T WANT TO KNOW! I CAN’T BARE TO SEE MY MOM’S FACE AGAIN!!!”

“So, leave it to me, okay?”

Saying that, the Goddess stood up–and walked to my side with a *suta suta* .

“Leave your worries to me♥︎ This will be our bargain though . ”

She says, but the smile on the Goddess’s face was an evil, dark smile .

Nevertheless,

I regretfully accept the Goddess’s proposal .

“Wi-Will you really help me?”

“That’s a given! In exchange for that, you have to grant [The Goddess’s wish] .

Then– my head droops as I lifelessly doze off