MEOWNE
“Meow!”
“…”
Finn could only offer an awkward silence. Crouched on the desk before his very eyes was his junior, Tione. A pair of false ears jutted out from her head like a catgirl’s, while an equally feline tail extended from her shapely hindquarters, seemingly attached via a novelty headband and undergarment.
Finn had been researching alone in the home library when the door silently opened, and in came Tione, complete with cat ears and all. She then proceeded to climb onto the table, raise one hand like a paw, and executed what could only be described as a premeditated attack on Finn’s psyche.
“…What are you up to, Tione?”
“Well, Loki said if you do this, then any man will fall into your arms! Heh-heh-heh…I thought maybe I’d try it on you, Captain…”
While Finn began devising an appropriate punishment for his mischievous patron goddess, Tione squeezed her arms together, pushed her breasts up, and gazed lovingly into Finn’s eyes. The prum commander responded by drawing his chair a little farther down the table, in the opposite direction.
“What do you think, Captain…? Does it make your heart skip a beat?”
“It makes my skin crawl”—was what Finn wanted to answer, but he valiantly resisted. Tione looked like a pussycat, but make no mistake—this was a vicious lioness, eager to pounce on her prey if given half a chance. It was important to placate her without overstimulating her, so Finn gingerly extended an arm and stroked Tione’s head softly.
“Eh-heh-heh,” giggled the Amazon, fidgeting shyly beneath his touch. “I got you one, too, Captain. Meow we can match!”
Tione swiftly plonked a second set of cat ears atop her captain’s head. Where had they come from, exactly…?
“C-Captain…! It’s too cute! I can’t take it…! I want to gobble you up right!”
She’s going into heat!
Watching the predator’s cheeks flush scarlet, Finn feared for his well-being and dashed out of the room like a rabbit on the run. And hot on his heels was a king of beasts, more terrifying than any monster the Dungeon could produce.
And, man and woman alike, everyone who caught sight of the cat-eared Finn running across the courtyard felt a burning urge to reaffirm their familial loyalty.
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