Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Volume MM&L-1 - Chapter 3.4

EPISODE MIACH

“This must be fate. Please take this.”

A charming smile bloomed on the perfectly sculpted face of the god Miach. The human girl he was speaking to turned red in an instant.

“B-but…”

“Please don’t be shy. Consider it a bonus. A sign of my goodwill…And if you fancy another visit, you are always welcome back at my store. It would make me very happy to see you again.”

Miach gently affixed a blue flower to the girl’s hair and beamed a radiant smile. The girl blushed from head to toe, and her eyes welled with tears.

“I…I will come again! I promise! I promise I’ll come back and see you!”

“I’d love that.”

He watched the girl depart beneath the azure sky when, all of a sudden, he heard a voice from behind him.

“Lord Miach, you’re terrible.”

“Why, Nahza…Whatever do you mean by that?”

At the roadside stall where Miach had come to sell his familia’s potions to adventurers, his chienthrope follower was staring icy daggers at him.

“Those women are definitely getting the wrong idea from the way you chat them up all the time.”

“I do nothing of the sort. This is simply building a good relationship with our customers. It’s an important skill, both in business and in life.”

“…For a god, you can be really dense sometimes,” said Nahza, pouting.

Miach looked at her and sighed. With a defeated smile, he came closer and suddenly began stroking the girl’s head.

“It’s true I am ignorant in matters of the heart, particularly when it comes to ladies,” he admitted. “I am grateful for your advice on that front, Nahza.”

“…You really are dense…I didn’t say stop.”

Nahza’s tail swung from side to side, and she blushed as she spoke. Miach smiled and continued stroking the hair of his one and only follower.

Eventually, the sun set, and the pair began to wind their way home.

“I must say,” said Miach, “our shop is not unpopular by any means, and yet we don’t seem to get many repeat customers aside from young Bell. I wonder why.”

“It’s because I find all the women and make sure they don’t come back.”

“What…?”