Allow Us to Celebrate Dramaga
Kotori: Celebrate! Dragon Magazine’s 25th anniversary!
Shidou: Wait, what are you suddenly saying, Kotori…? And while we’re at it, where are we?
Tohka: Mmm… It’s rather colorful suddenly. We're usually just black and white, two colors all the time.
Origami: …
Yoshino: Umm… Is something about to start?
Yoshinon: Ooooh, Everyone’s assorted here huh?
Kotori: We have everyone assembled here for none other than this. Now, let’s start with everyone’s names.
Tohka: Mine’s Yatogami Tohka!
Origami: Tobiichi Origami.
Yoshino: I’m… Yoshino…
Shidou: I’m Itsuka Shidou, but…
Kotori: And I’m Itsuka Kotori. Now that we’re this far, you should know right?
Shido: No clue whatsoever. Explain it?
Kotori: Pathetic huh? Look closely. Everyone’s name includes a number and added together it adds up perfectly to [25]. Therefore the currently assembled faces are members specifically chosen to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Dragon Magazine
Tohka: Wha, What did you say?
Shido: Ah, yeah. But what a great accident. Everyone’s name has a number in it.
Kotori: Yeah, it really is a great accident huh? (all in katakana)
Shido: Why are you suddenly talking like that? (referring to the all katakana)
Kotiri: You’re not supposed to notice that
Origami: ...Sweet
Kotori: Huh?
Origami: Just assembling the numbers and reaching 25 is something we can’t say.
Kotiri: Hm, then what should we do
Origami: That’s easy. We just need to combine it.
Tohka: C… Combine?
Origami: Yes. Not just assembling (gathering?) but get everyone to combine, then we can really celebrate the 25th anniversary properly.
Yoshino: Uhh, what do you mean by that?
Origami: Practicing. …. Shido, you should go to a room over there and combine with me.
Shido: Uhh, what are you trying to do?
Tohka: Wait! I also want to go practice with Shido!
Shido: Do you even understand what you’re saying Tohka?!
Origami: No Problem. You guys can combine in a different way.
Tohka: Oh? Do you really mean it…? (First ? was a comma in JP but imo it makes more sense with a ? in English, your call in the end Ene)
Origami: I mean it. Become our flesh and blood and continue to live on.
Shido: What are you guys trying to do?!
Kotori: Okay Okay. We’re supposed to be celebrating DraMaga, shouldn’t we not do things that would easily get us banned and be more peaceful?
Yoshino: Uhm…. Well, how about we do this?
Shido: Huh?
Kotori: ...Uhh, Tohka, Shido, Tobiichi Origami line up and get in a crawling position, then on top of that will be me and Yoshino. Then on the very top…
Yoshinon: Will be Yoshinon!
Shidou: ...Well, I guess if you’re being literal, this is combining in a sense
Tohka: Oooooh… a spectacular pyramid! The 25th anniversary is great!
Shidou: Su, sure…?
Origami: Shidou. As I thought, this wouldn’t be enough. You should combine with me.
Shidou: N… no, wait
Tohka: Hey…?! You, what are you doing! (Tohka uses Kisama which is closer to “you piece of shit” but that might be a bit much xd)
Shidou: Hey, both of you, If you quarrel even in this situation, we’ll crumble… Waaaaaaa (*falling noises*)
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